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Nintendo Wii

See: Wii

The new name for Nintendo's new console gaming system, formerly called the Nintendo Revolution.

After the name was announced, it was met with much criticism and opposition from the gaming community (who, within a day of the announcement, came up with many clever satirical faux-logos for the console's new name).

Pronunciation: wē (wee)
Examples for Nintendo Wii:
1. "I'm bored. I'm gonna go play with my Wii."
2. "My Wii is my favorite toy."
3. "Excuse me, electronics store worker guy, can you open that case for me? I'd like to take a Wii."
by monkeysquat May 9, 2006
mugGet the Nintendo Wiimug.

perfectionalizationalist

n. a perfectionist who perfectionalizes to the extent that that they earn three suffixes
Person 1: "Me and you can go out later."
Person 2: "It's 'You and I'."
Person 3: "Bah, you're such a perfectionalizationalist.
by Monkeysquat March 14, 2005
mugGet the perfectionalizationalistmug.

chunjs

A purposeful mispelling of the word "chunks".

In the MMORPG Aspereta, the player Xain made a typo once and accidentally said, "I 'm so fat, I have chunjs on my legs" instead of "I'm so fat, I have chunks on my legs". He began to use "chunjs" instead of "chunks", and soon the entire game was saying it even though they didn't know where it came from.
1. Damn, I'm so fat I got chunjs on my legs.
2. How would you like some of my chunjs in your face, bitch?
3. Would you like some chunjs with that?
by Monkeysquat March 4, 2005
mugGet the chunjsmug.

perfectionalize

v. to perfectionalize; the act of making something perfect, or the act of making something better to achieve perfection
I'm an editor for a newspaper, so when people send incoherent shit in I have to perfectionalize it so that it looks presentable.
by Monkeysquat March 14, 2005
mugGet the perfectionalizemug.

Winona Ryder

1) noun; an actress with no talent who is given too much credit for her shitty work
2) noun; a person who shoplifts and calls it research
3) verb; "to pull a winona"; to shoplift and, when caught, claim it was for research
1)
Everyone else on this page: "Winona Ryder is the most beautiful and intelligent person on the planet. She's also very cool"
Me: "You're on crack."

2)
Mall Security Guard 1: "Yeah, I caught me a Winona earlier."
Mall Secutity Guard 2: "Same old, same old."

3)
Cellmate 1: "What are you in for?"
Cellmate 2: "I pulled a Winona."
Cellmate 1: "Yeah, that shit never works."
by Monkeysquat March 14, 2005
mugGet the Winona Rydermug.

synonant

n. A word that is similar to another, but means the opposite.
"Nevertimes" is a synonant.
by Monkeysquat April 6, 2007
mugGet the synonantmug.

Wii

The new name for Nintendo's new console gaming system, formerly called the Nintendo Revolution.

After the name was announced, it was met with much criticism and opposition from the gaming community (who, within a day of the announcement, came up with many clever satirical faux-logos for the console's new name).

Pronunciation: wee
1. "I'm bored. I'm gonna go play with my Wii."
2. "My Wii is my favorite toy."
3. "Excuse me, electronics store worker guy, can you open that case for me? I'd like to take a Wii."
4. "Wiiiiiiiiiiii!"
by monkeysquat May 9, 2006
mugGet the Wiimug.

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