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perfectionalize

v. to perfectionalize; the act of making something perfect, or the act of making something better to achieve perfection
I'm an editor for a newspaper, so when people send incoherent shit in I have to perfectionalize it so that it looks presentable.
by Monkeysquat March 14, 2005
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Aspire mi mono

1. phrase; Spanish for "Suck my monkey"
1. Aspire mi mono, puta.
by Monkeysquat March 14, 2005
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Nintendo Wii

See: Wii

The new name for Nintendo's new console gaming system, formerly called the Nintendo Revolution.

After the name was announced, it was met with much criticism and opposition from the gaming community (who, within a day of the announcement, came up with many clever satirical faux-logos for the console's new name).

Pronunciation: wē (wee)
Examples for Nintendo Wii:
1. "I'm bored. I'm gonna go play with my Wii."
2. "My Wii is my favorite toy."
3. "Excuse me, electronics store worker guy, can you open that case for me? I'd like to take a Wii."
by monkeysquat May 9, 2006
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perfectionalizationalist

n. a perfectionist who perfectionalizes to the extent that that they earn three suffixes
Person 1: "Me and you can go out later."
Person 2: "It's 'You and I'."
Person 3: "Bah, you're such a perfectionalizationalist.
by Monkeysquat March 14, 2005
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Wii

The new name for Nintendo's new console gaming system, formerly called the Nintendo Revolution.

After the name was announced, it was met with much criticism and opposition from the gaming community (who, within a day of the announcement, came up with many clever satirical faux-logos for the console's new name).

Pronunciation: wee
1. "I'm bored. I'm gonna go play with my Wii."
2. "My Wii is my favorite toy."
3. "Excuse me, electronics store worker guy, can you open that case for me? I'd like to take a Wii."
4. "Wiiiiiiiiiiii!"
by monkeysquat May 9, 2006
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glukup

n. an onomatopoeia, the sound of a thick fluid slowly moving from its point of origin to its destination as determined by gravity
1. "This ketchup won't glukup."
by Monkeysquat March 17, 2005
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chunjs

A purposeful mispelling of the word "chunks".

In the MMORPG Aspereta, the player Xain made a typo once and accidentally said, "I 'm so fat, I have chunjs on my legs" instead of "I'm so fat, I have chunks on my legs". He began to use "chunjs" instead of "chunks", and soon the entire game was saying it even though they didn't know where it came from.
1. Damn, I'm so fat I got chunjs on my legs.
2. How would you like some of my chunjs in your face, bitch?
3. Would you like some chunjs with that?
by Monkeysquat March 4, 2005
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