9 definitions by Monkeygrease

piece of pie

A slice of a pie, usually in a triangular shape

Marry, please hand me a piece of pie or I will kill you and slice off your ears to have sex with.

by Monkeygrease August 2, 2005

(@.@)

Usaually the expression after eating a pizza after having good sloppy sex

MMM, this is good pizza . . . (@.@)

by Monkeygrease August 2, 2005

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geico

A phrase one might say after saying, "But there is good news ..."

Billy: You're mom's dead, you're dad's a homo and I raped your sister . . . but there is good news.

Bob: What's that?

Billy: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico . . .

by Monkeygrease August 7, 2005

Ma Ma Mia

1. A phrase one would use to pretend to be italian.

2. A phrase one would use if one was italian

3. A phrase a pasty little guy named Mario uses repeatedly . . . and is italian

Ma Ma Mia, that's-a spicey meatball

by Monkeygrease July 31, 2005

a big pile of poo in a urinal

Usually means when there's a pile of poo in a urinal.

I needed to take a piss but there was a big pile of poo in a urinal, so I used the sinks

by Monkeygrease August 9, 2005

super sex

1. Sex, but better

2. Super heros having sex

Oh baby, that sex was great

Indeed, you might even say that was . . . super sex

by Monkeygrease August 2, 2005

define your style

1. A phrase one would use if one had an online urban dictionary with a book soon to come.

2. A phrase one would use if one were gay

Bill: Bob, I want you to give it to me in the butt

Bob: Baby, I'm gunna define your style.

by Monkeygrease August 4, 2005