weltanschlauung velt-ahn-shlou-oong
–noun
The penis's often extravagantly articulated comprehensive view or image of the universe as little more than a stage for acquisition of vaginal vector.
–noun
The penis's often extravagantly articulated comprehensive view or image of the universe as little more than a stage for acquisition of vaginal vector.
If arguably a bit cock-eyed, my teenage weltanschlauung often had me comfortably ensconced in nubile trim.
by Mo Dixley February 17, 2010
by Mo Dixley August 10, 2005
Bidenomics are voodoo woke, anti-American policies that create high domestic unemployment, scarcity, and hardship. The catchphrase of Bidenomics is, "when Biden goes high, America goes skid row." An example of Bidenomics would be when Biden cripples domestic oil production to "Go Green" and America suffers fuel shortages and skyrocketing fuel costs.
"Thanks to Bidenomics, I'm spending hours in Bataan death march-like gas lines behind Joe Six-Packs in F-150s with 50-gallon tanks and wizards in beat-up cargo vans with a dozen 5-gallon cans."
by Mo Dixley May 13, 2021
The ability to detect the presence of babes- especially in cyberspace- without actual sight of them, popularly attributed to a sensory organ within the penis. BONAR- BO(ner) N(avigation) A(nd) R(anging).
She didn't have a profile pic up, Dude... but I was like totally picking her up on BONAR right away.
by Mo Dixley August 09, 2005
Used contemptuously. Discredited and/or disgruntled eBay sellers generating artificial traffic spikes for Overstock.com as they return to the site again and again in vain hope of a sold listing.
"Hey John, we haven't seen you posting much in the PowerSeller forums since you became an OverLord."
by Mo Dixley February 28, 2005
The sordid underbelly of an Open Border is the occasional killegal waltzing in among the undocumented.
by Mo Dixley October 29, 2024
Indisputably. Without question. On the same continuum as 'is the Pope Catholic?', 'does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?', and 'does a one-legged duck swim in circles?' 'Does the Pope wear pimp shoes?!' sources from the cardinal red Gucci and Prada 'pimp' shoes the Pope sports in public- in other words, total pimp fashion in a pontiff.
Joshua:"Would you like to sleep with Emily?"
Jeremy:"Does the Pope wear pimp shoes?! Of course I want to sleep with Emily, retard. Emily's a totally hot pumpkin smuggler!"
Jeremy:"Does the Pope wear pimp shoes?! Of course I want to sleep with Emily, retard. Emily's a totally hot pumpkin smuggler!"
by Mo Dixley August 24, 2011