Mo Dixley's definitions

Planet Killer

Huge SUVs, especially low gas-mileage American SUVs used by Yuppies. The Planet Killer is primarily a commuter vehicle, and is used infrequently to transport offspring to soccer games and ballet practice. Planet Killers have 70 MPH speedometer governors which can only be bypassed by cell phone use. The 4-wheel drive option of the SUV is a sort of vermiform appendix- scientists agree it once had a purpose, but can only speculate as to what it was.

"I sometimes wonder what future historians might say of the Planet Killer SUVs of the 21st Century? Will they say that SUVs were the palanquins of plutocrats borne upon the shoulders of Self-indulgence, Intransigence, Solipsism, and a Wheezing Planet?" Dagrolord, 2006

by Mo Dixley May 31, 2006

echo chamber

A person who totally, obsequiously agrees with everything another person says.

“During the meeting my boss Jeremy calls on Jason, who’s a well-known management echo chamber to ask if Jason thinks the Company’s new and much stricter internet policy is a fair one. The rest of us spend the remainder of the meeting retching at the resultant tsunami of blatant ass-smooching.”

by Mo Dixley April 9, 2009

fishsticker

A typically self-righteous fundamentalist who affixes a fish sticker on the bumper of his or her motor vehicle to indicate Jesus is riding shotgun. Fishstickers believe that Jesus wants them to drive in the fast lane at ultra-conservative speed, and the astute motorist will recognize the fishsticker in a pattern of traffic ahead passing to the right of a mini-van. 'Fishsticker' is often used to indicate ultra-conservative.

"I knew Tabitha and I were star-crossed lovers upon discovery that her parents were fishsticker Republicans."

by Mo Dixley March 21, 2012

sweatermeat

The breasts, especially spectacular breasts.

Check out the sweatermeat on the new chick behind the counter! Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet!

by Mo Dixley September 18, 2005

defacebooking

Defacebooking is sabotage of a friend’s Facebook ‘Wall’. Typical examples of defacebooking include outing the friend as a pedophile, a truant, a stealer of office supplies, a backstabber of BFFs, or a closet Mormon.

I had to un-friend Jeremy for defacebooking me! He ratted me out on my Wall for trying to poach Chase’s not quite-eighteen year old sister at Chase's party. Jeremy waited til I had just started my shift, and when I logged back on my Wall was like totally covered in flames.

by Mo Dixley February 3, 2010

weltanschlauung

weltanschlauung  velt-ahn-shlou-oong

–noun

The penis's often extravagantly articulated comprehensive view or image of the universe as little more than a stage for acquisition of vaginal vector.

If arguably a bit cock-eyed, my teenage weltanschlauung often had me comfortably ensconced in nubile trim.

by Mo Dixley February 16, 2010

melanphiliac

A person- especially caucasian- who loves blacks and black culture.

"Kirsten was a notorious melanphiliac with a string of inexpicable gangstas to her discredit."

by Mo Dixley September 3, 2005