61 definitions by Mo Dixley
A woman with breasts so outrageously large, she appears to be smuggling pumpkins beneath her blouse.
Jeremy:"Check out the chick in produce, Dude! Total pumpkin smuggler!"
Jeremiah:"Dayum! Somebody inventory the pumpkins! Security!"
Jeremiah:"Dayum! Somebody inventory the pumpkins! Security!"
by Mo Dixley August 24, 2011
Bed & Blowjob. A seedy hotel. The kind of place that may even rent rooms by the hour. A place you take a chick to solely for sex.
She's totally hot! I took her to that B & BJ over on 42nd and MAN in about two minutes her nostrils were flaring spasmodically in my pubic hair!
by Mo Dixley August 10, 2005
1. A giant or enormous penis.
2. Literally wrecking pussy with a protracted pounding of thundercock. 'Cock and Awe' fucking.
2. Literally wrecking pussy with a protracted pounding of thundercock. 'Cock and Awe' fucking.
"I can tell you why Sabrina still has that silly look on her face, Dude. I spent like six hours last night pouring the heavy meat to her."
by Mo Dixley June 13, 2008
'Cock and Awe' is the act of wielding the mighty penis to pound pussy with combination of such thunderous force and adroit virtuosity as to elicit incredulous awe from your female partner(s). Claims to have visited Cock and Awe upon a woman are stark declarations of bravura, godlike cocksmanship, and as such are Power Words or Holy Invocations never to be spoken falsely or in jest. As a caveat, Cock and Awe is verifiable medically and even to the casual observer. If you have in fact laid down Cock and Awe upon a woman, her vagina will thereafter autonomically begin to moisten, palpitate and dilate the instant she is in your presence. Even the casual observer might well notice the woman's sudden flared nostrils, crossed eyes, collapse to the floor, rapid combat crawl towards you and frantic clawing at your fly.
Friend: (Smirking) "Duuuude, Amanda's like totally fuckin' apeshit over you! Tiffany told me she was talking to Amanda at the Club last night, and every time Tiffany said your name, Amanda started hopping up and down like some too-eager retarded kid."
Cocksman: (Smugly) "Amanda came over two nights ago, Dude. I had given Amanda the impression she was just comin' over for some quick Catch and Release makin'-out. But the next thing you know, I've got Amanda's fine ghetto-ass bent over the arm of the couch and I'm like balls deep in her laying down some textbook, heavy artillery thundercock. I fucked her for like the next five hours, I kid you not. When we were done, I'm all like looking around the living room and shit, you know? Complete, total war zone, Dude. SweartofuckinGod, there's like pieces of splintered furniture on the carpet, houseplants upended, busted picture frames on the floor, Amanda's panties are in the fish tank and her bra is overhead going 'round and 'round on the ceiling fan. Man! Did I ever lay down the Heavy Meat, Dude! As I'm lookin' around, Amanda's head is on my chest and I notice she's shuddering and fuckin' cooing like a pigeon, sweartofuckinGod. Yep. I think we can safely say I laid down the ol' Cock and Awe on Amanda."
Cocksman: (Smugly) "Amanda came over two nights ago, Dude. I had given Amanda the impression she was just comin' over for some quick Catch and Release makin'-out. But the next thing you know, I've got Amanda's fine ghetto-ass bent over the arm of the couch and I'm like balls deep in her laying down some textbook, heavy artillery thundercock. I fucked her for like the next five hours, I kid you not. When we were done, I'm all like looking around the living room and shit, you know? Complete, total war zone, Dude. SweartofuckinGod, there's like pieces of splintered furniture on the carpet, houseplants upended, busted picture frames on the floor, Amanda's panties are in the fish tank and her bra is overhead going 'round and 'round on the ceiling fan. Man! Did I ever lay down the Heavy Meat, Dude! As I'm lookin' around, Amanda's head is on my chest and I notice she's shuddering and fuckin' cooing like a pigeon, sweartofuckinGod. Yep. I think we can safely say I laid down the ol' Cock and Awe on Amanda."
by Mo Dixley June 13, 2008
The 'Religious Reich' is a synonym for the Religious Right. The Religious Reich favor the death penalty and are against abortion. Generally regarded by the sophisticated as puritanical zealots, the Religious Reich would virtually erase all social advancements made by women, gays and lesbians over the last 100 years.
Did you hear about that nut from the Religious Reich shooting the Abortion Clinic nurse in the face?
by Mo Dixley October 7, 2005
Am attractive vagina.
"Not only did she have those spectacular jugulars, she also had acute angina."
by Mo Dixley August 9, 2005
The ages 13-19, the 'infancy of adulthood' when physical beauty and rude animal health ironically combine with lack of resources, power and wordly wisdom to create an individual of towering self-loathing and monstrous hostility.
Pity the teenanger and remember what it was like to have the metabolism and beauty of a god, the pocketbook of a pauper, the political power of a field slave and the wisdom of a cretin.
by Mo Dixley October 16, 2005