14 definitions by Mister_Douve

arse candle

A candle from the arse; a turd.

After a large steak dinner Andrew spent the morning delivering a huge arse candle.

by Mister_Douve May 2, 2003

Radiohead

Named after the Talking Heads song of the same name. Have evolved from angst-fuelled noise/driblings into a kind of a post Floyd sideshow.

OK Computer was good though.

by Mister_Douve May 7, 2003

shit cunt

Needless conjunction of the mild profanity Shit and what is considered to be the worst, Cunt into an single phrase.

Oi, Shit Cunt! Why don't you fuck off!

by Mister_Douve May 7, 2003

heemer

A Homosexual; Defived from the cod-Geordie phrase 'Heemer-sexual'

That Dave was looking at my arse all night, Man , I think he's a heemer, like

by Mister_Douve May 7, 2003

skuffer

Alternative spelling of Scuffer

by Mister_Douve May 16, 2003

scuffer

Derogatory term: One who shares similarities to vagrants such as mannerisms, smell, meths/White Lightning consumption or behaviour.

That Dave is a right scuffer.

by Mister_Douve May 6, 2003

bobbins

Rubbish.

That's a load of old bobbins.

by Mister_Douve May 7, 2003