MisterPoops's definitions

Bodybag

A rarely used term for a girl with a great face but a horrible body. This generally refers to girls who are either way to thin or pretty fat, but have a pretty face. However, a girl can be a bodybag for other reasons.

"She would be hot if she wasn't so fat. She's quite a bodybag."

by MisterPoops January 25, 2009

Poopalarity

a girls potential to discover her full poopsability on a scale from 1-10

John: Whats her poopalarity?
Sean: She's really hot. I'd give her an 8.

by MisterPoops January 19, 2009

Superpoops

someone in some form of relationship with a worthy (or poopsable) girl.

"You are the superpoops now. I'm just your sidepoops."

by MisterPoops January 19, 2009

Relacks

When a person is getting super excited. Sometimes calm down and relacks are interchangeable, but someone can just be getting really angry over nothing and need to relacks.

Mary: WHY WERE YOU WITH ASHLEY AT CHILI'S ON FRIDAY NIGHT?
John: Relacks, I was just comforting her because her dog died.

by MisterPoops January 25, 2009

Sidepoops

similar to a wingman, but not exactly the same. A wingman suggests that your job is to distract the friend of a girl while your friend goes in for the poops. When being a sidepoops, you job can be that, or you can just be coming along for some easy poops in a pre-set double dating scenario.

"Dude, if she has a friend she wants to bring, I'll be your sidepoops."

by MisterPoops January 19, 2009

Poopserhero

someone who just poops mad girls. They are a hero of poopsing.

"Dude, he poopsed over 100 girls. He's a true poopserhero."

by MisterPoops January 19, 2009

Effs

The effort level you would give to poops a certain girl. Judged on a scale from 1-10, this is the most varying answer depending on the guy you ask. Other poops ratings are generally agreed upon by most guys.

Bill: Would you poops?
Tom: Hell yea. Effs?
Bill: About a 9. But I still wouldn't date her.

by MisterPoops January 25, 2009