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Definitions by MisterPoops

A word with a meaning very similar to "please" with some slightly further uses. For example, "I'm gonna tell you this story tomorrow for suspense plox." In this case, plox is being used similarly to please, but nothing is being asked. Plox is a useful word because it sounds much more manly than please when said in conversation.
"I'm gonna tell you this story tomorrow for suspense plox." In this case, plox is being used similarly to please, but nothing is being asked.
Plox by MisterPoops January 25, 2009
The effort level you would give to poops a certain girl. Judged on a scale from 1-10, this is the most varying answer depending on the guy you ask. Other poops ratings are generally agreed upon by most guys.
Bill: Would you poops?
Tom: Hell yea. Effs?
Bill: About a 9. But I still wouldn't date her.
Effs by MisterPoops January 25, 2009

Tucheansele  

pronounced touché) A response to any powerful statement. The statement can be a good answer to a question, a good comeback in a little insight fight, or something that you were just corrected on. is much more useable in conversation then the commonly known touché.
Steve: Dude they have different molar masses because they're isotopes.
Jim: Tucheansele , sir.
Tucheansele by MisterPoops January 25, 2009

Shake My Hand 

Sometimes interchangeable with Tucheansele, but shake my hand has to be for some good statement while Tucheansele can be for anything that was powerful, even if it insulted you.
Manny: The good trails are that way.
Alex: Shake My Hand.
Shake My Hand by MisterPoops January 25, 2009

Calm Down, You’re going nuts 

A response for when a person is really into whatever they’re talking about. They don’t need to be getting super excited about it, but in their head they need to calm down with whatever it is.
Cory: Dude have you seen the new episode of Entourage? Its so funny. The characters all get laid at once.
Niel: Calm Down, You’re going nuts
When a person is getting super excited. Sometimes calm down and relacks are interchangeable, but someone can just be getting really angry over nothing and need to relacks.
Mary: WHY WERE YOU WITH ASHLEY AT CHILI'S ON FRIDAY NIGHT?
John: Relacks, I was just comforting her because her dog died.
Relacks by MisterPoops January 25, 2009

Existence 

A very hard word to define. One must pick up the meaning of existence. And existence can only refer to people. Generally, it is better to not exist, but existing is not always a bad thing. Good people exist, and bad people do not. However, people generally like those who do not exist more. The best definition of existence is close to, but not exactly, the combination of how good a person is in any way compared to how much they try. People who try very hard and are very successful often exists, while those who really don’t care do not exist. However, that is not the only basis for existence. For more on existence, one must hear examples of who exists and who doesn’t. Every person fits into one of the following categories: defines existence, exists, barely exists, barely does not exists, does not exist, defines non-existence.
"He practices the piano for twelve hours a day to stay that good. He defines existence.
Existence by MisterPoops January 25, 2009