by MisterPoops January 20, 2009
similar to a wingman, but not exactly the same. A wingman suggests that your job is to distract the friend of a girl while your friend goes in for the poops. When being a sidepoops, you job can be that, or you can just be coming along for some easy poops in a pre-set double dating scenario.
by MisterPoops January 20, 2009
A response for when a person is really into whatever they’re talking about. They don’t need to be getting super excited about it, but in their head they need to calm down with whatever it is.
Cory: Dude have you seen the new episode of Entourage? Its so funny. The characters all get laid at once.
Niel: Calm Down, You’re going nuts
Niel: Calm Down, You’re going nuts
by MisterPoops January 25, 2009
A word with a meaning very similar to "please" with some slightly further uses. For example, "I'm gonna tell you this story tomorrow for suspense plox." In this case, plox is being used similarly to please, but nothing is being asked. Plox is a useful word because it sounds much more manly than please when said in conversation.
"I'm gonna tell you this story tomorrow for suspense plox." In this case, plox is being used similarly to please, but nothing is being asked.
by MisterPoops January 25, 2009
a combination of the girl’s current poopsability with her poopalarity. This value can never be 1 or 10, but is judged on a 1-10 scale.
John: She's not that hot.
Sean: Yea but she's decent, and she's got potential. I'd give her a 7 in poopalality.
Sean: Yea but she's decent, and she's got potential. I'd give her a 7 in poopalality.
by MisterPoops January 20, 2009
A very hard word to define. One must pick up the meaning of existence. And existence can only refer to people. Generally, it is better to not exist, but existing is not always a bad thing. Good people exist, and bad people do not. However, people generally like those who do not exist more. The best definition of existence is close to, but not exactly, the combination of how good a person is in any way compared to how much they try. People who try very hard and are very successful often exists, while those who really don’t care do not exist. However, that is not the only basis for existence. For more on existence, one must hear examples of who exists and who doesn’t. Every person fits into one of the following categories: defines existence, exists, barely exists, barely does not exists, does not exist, defines non-existence.
by MisterPoops January 25, 2009
When a person is getting super excited. Sometimes calm down and relacks are interchangeable, but someone can just be getting really angry over nothing and need to relacks.
Mary: WHY WERE YOU WITH ASHLEY AT CHILI'S ON FRIDAY NIGHT?
John: Relacks, I was just comforting her because her dog died.
John: Relacks, I was just comforting her because her dog died.
by MisterPoops January 25, 2009