MisterPoops's definitions

Superpoops

someone in some form of relationship with a worthy (or poopsable) girl.

"You are the superpoops now. I'm just your sidepoops."

by MisterPoops January 19, 2009

Sidepoops

similar to a wingman, but not exactly the same. A wingman suggests that your job is to distract the friend of a girl while your friend goes in for the poops. When being a sidepoops, you job can be that, or you can just be coming along for some easy poops in a pre-set double dating scenario.

"Dude, if she has a friend she wants to bring, I'll be your sidepoops."

by MisterPoops January 19, 2009

Bodybag

A rarely used term for a girl with a great face but a horrible body. This generally refers to girls who are either way to thin or pretty fat, but have a pretty face. However, a girl can be a bodybag for other reasons.

"She would be hot if she wasn't so fat. She's quite a bodybag."

by MisterPoops January 25, 2009

Butter

A girl who has a great body but a terrible face. There are different levels of butter. Butter is a really bad face, margarine is a rather bad face, and I can’t believe its not butter is a girl who’s face just isn’t good, but not horrible. Other words are derived from this. Butter on a bun is a girl with a bad face and great buns. Buttermilk is a girl with a bad face but incredible breasts.

"There's just something off about her face. But man does she have a great ass. She's definitely I-can't-believe-its-not butter on a bun.

by MisterPoops January 25, 2009

Effs

The effort level you would give to poops a certain girl. Judged on a scale from 1-10, this is the most varying answer depending on the guy you ask. Other poops ratings are generally agreed upon by most guys.

Bill: Would you poops?
Tom: Hell yea. Effs?
Bill: About a 9. But I still wouldn't date her.

by MisterPoops January 25, 2009

Relacks

When a person is getting super excited. Sometimes calm down and relacks are interchangeable, but someone can just be getting really angry over nothing and need to relacks.

Mary: WHY WERE YOU WITH ASHLEY AT CHILI'S ON FRIDAY NIGHT?
John: Relacks, I was just comforting her because her dog died.

by MisterPoops January 25, 2009

Existence

A very hard word to define. One must pick up the meaning of existence. And existence can only refer to people. Generally, it is better to not exist, but existing is not always a bad thing. Good people exist, and bad people do not. However, people generally like those who do not exist more. The best definition of existence is close to, but not exactly, the combination of how good a person is in any way compared to how much they try. People who try very hard and are very successful often exists, while those who really don’t care do not exist. However, that is not the only basis for existence. For more on existence, one must hear examples of who exists and who doesn’t. Every person fits into one of the following categories: defines existence, exists, barely exists, barely does not exists, does not exist, defines non-existence.

"He practices the piano for twelve hours a day to stay that good. He defines existence.

by MisterPoops January 25, 2009