MisterPoops's definitions

Sidepoops

similar to a wingman, but not exactly the same. A wingman suggests that your job is to distract the friend of a girl while your friend goes in for the poops. When being a sidepoops, you job can be that, or you can just be coming along for some easy poops in a pre-set double dating scenario.

"Dude, if she has a friend she wants to bring, I'll be your sidepoops."

by MisterPoops January 19, 2009

Poopserhero

someone who just poops mad girls. They are a hero of poopsing.

"Dude, he poopsed over 100 girls. He's a true poopserhero."

by MisterPoops January 19, 2009

Bodybag

A rarely used term for a girl with a great face but a horrible body. This generally refers to girls who are either way to thin or pretty fat, but have a pretty face. However, a girl can be a bodybag for other reasons.

"She would be hot if she wasn't so fat. She's quite a bodybag."

by MisterPoops January 25, 2009

Superpoops

someone in some form of relationship with a worthy (or poopsable) girl.

"You are the superpoops now. I'm just your sidepoops."

by MisterPoops January 19, 2009

Poops

an ever changing word. It can mean many things. Poops referring to a girl is not necessarily to have a form of sex with. To poops a girl can mean different things in and of itself. It can mean that the girl is cute, that you did do something with them, that you would do something with them, etc. Someone’s poops is someone that they’re dating or hooking up with. To poops somewhere is to go somewhere. To say “yo poops” or any variation of it is a greeting to a fellow poopser.

Then poops has other words derived off of it.

"Would you poops?"
"What up poops"
"Poops out."
"I poopsed it."
"Lets poops to class."

by MisterPoops January 19, 2009

Effs

The effort level you would give to poops a certain girl. Judged on a scale from 1-10, this is the most varying answer depending on the guy you ask. Other poops ratings are generally agreed upon by most guys.

Bill: Would you poops?
Tom: Hell yea. Effs?
Bill: About a 9. But I still wouldn't date her.

by MisterPoops January 25, 2009

Butter

A girl who has a great body but a terrible face. There are different levels of butter. Butter is a really bad face, margarine is a rather bad face, and I can’t believe its not butter is a girl who’s face just isn’t good, but not horrible. Other words are derived from this. Butter on a bun is a girl with a bad face and great buns. Buttermilk is a girl with a bad face but incredible breasts.

"There's just something off about her face. But man does she have a great ass. She's definitely I-can't-believe-its-not butter on a bun.

by MisterPoops January 25, 2009