MisterPoops's definitions

Sidepoops

similar to a wingman, but not exactly the same. A wingman suggests that your job is to distract the friend of a girl while your friend goes in for the poops. When being a sidepoops, you job can be that, or you can just be coming along for some easy poops in a pre-set double dating scenario.

"Dude, if she has a friend she wants to bring, I'll be your sidepoops."

by MisterPoops January 19, 2009

Poopserhero

someone who just poops mad girls. They are a hero of poopsing.

"Dude, he poopsed over 100 girls. He's a true poopserhero."

by MisterPoops January 19, 2009

Calm Down, You’re going nuts

A response for when a person is really into whatever they’re talking about. They don’t need to be getting super excited about it, but in their head they need to calm down with whatever it is.

Cory: Dude have you seen the new episode of Entourage? Its so funny. The characters all get laid at once.
Niel: Calm Down, You’re going nuts

by MisterPoops January 25, 2009

Tucheansele

pronounced touché) A response to any powerful statement. The statement can be a good answer to a question, a good comeback in a little insight fight, or something that you were just corrected on. is much more useable in conversation then the commonly known touché.

Steve: Dude they have different molar masses because they're isotopes.
Jim: Tucheansele , sir.

by MisterPoops January 25, 2009

Relacks

When a person is getting super excited. Sometimes calm down and relacks are interchangeable, but someone can just be getting really angry over nothing and need to relacks.

Mary: WHY WERE YOU WITH ASHLEY AT CHILI'S ON FRIDAY NIGHT?
John: Relacks, I was just comforting her because her dog died.

by MisterPoops January 25, 2009

Poopalarity

a girls potential to discover her full poopsability on a scale from 1-10

John: Whats her poopalarity?
Sean: She's really hot. I'd give her an 8.

by MisterPoops January 19, 2009

Effs

The effort level you would give to poops a certain girl. Judged on a scale from 1-10, this is the most varying answer depending on the guy you ask. Other poops ratings are generally agreed upon by most guys.

Bill: Would you poops?
Tom: Hell yea. Effs?
Bill: About a 9. But I still wouldn't date her.

by MisterPoops January 25, 2009