12 definitions by Mister Cookie
Possibly the stupidest idea ever conceived, and it's never used right. Ever.
Hate groups are basically some people that dislike something, so they band together into a hate group.
The biggest problems with hate groups are:
1. Once you hate something enough to band together with a bunch of strangers, there really is no talking you out of it. So 90% of the hate groups' members are intolerant dickheads that will shelve anything you say if it's not exactly their opinion.
2. Hate groups often target one small portion on something. So if one guy calls you a fat-fuck inbred and acts like a dumbshit, everyone relating to that person must obviously be that way. Thus, everything positive is heresy.
3. Hate groups never really give up (Rick Astley). Combined with the first problem, they will most-likely do anything to convert you to their side. You like a T.V. show I don't? You obviously want to fuck the characters and you instantly gain a few hundred pounds, a neckbeard and have autism. Why? Because I said so.
Hate groups are basically some people that dislike something, so they band together into a hate group.
The biggest problems with hate groups are:
1. Once you hate something enough to band together with a bunch of strangers, there really is no talking you out of it. So 90% of the hate groups' members are intolerant dickheads that will shelve anything you say if it's not exactly their opinion.
2. Hate groups often target one small portion on something. So if one guy calls you a fat-fuck inbred and acts like a dumbshit, everyone relating to that person must obviously be that way. Thus, everything positive is heresy.
3. Hate groups never really give up (Rick Astley). Combined with the first problem, they will most-likely do anything to convert you to their side. You like a T.V. show I don't? You obviously want to fuck the characters and you instantly gain a few hundred pounds, a neckbeard and have autism. Why? Because I said so.
Think of all the shitty hate groups out there, like the Westboro Baptist Church. Do you like the WBC? Fuck no. Why? Cause they force shit down everyone's throats. And if you try to talk them out of it, they mentally plug their ears going ALALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!!!! and then tell you to fuck off because having a different opinion is evil. Now, think of all the good hate groups... Which ones? Exactly. There are no 'good' hate groups. Because hatred starts out small, then builds up until you wanna fucking choke somebody, then you go full retard and fuck something completely over until you're banned, arrested or even murdered.
Life would be better not with hate groups, but will reasoning. But I'm sorry, we live in the "FUK U U FUCING FAGET #YOLO#SWAG DUBSTEP!!!!! LE FUNEH STUFF LELELELELELEELLELLLELLELE XDXDXDXDXDXDDXDDDDDXDXDXDXDXXDXD" generation. It would actually be easier to play Poker with a wall than talk some sense into these plebians.
Life would be better not with hate groups, but will reasoning. But I'm sorry, we live in the "FUK U U FUCING FAGET #YOLO#SWAG DUBSTEP!!!!! LE FUNEH STUFF LELELELELELEELLELLLELLELE XDXDXDXDXDXDDXDDDDDXDXDXDXDXXDXD" generation. It would actually be easier to play Poker with a wall than talk some sense into these plebians.
by Mister Cookie January 8, 2013
A male fan of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. They are mostly in the ages of 13-30, and enjoy the show, the fan art, the fanbase, ect. Tough, there is a lot of bullshit going on. The brony thing has only been around ever since October 10th 2010 (the day MLP FiM first aired), and it has become one of, or the, biggest fandom ever. There is a shit-ton of hate towards bronies. And not just people behind their computers. No, people behind their computers, except they dedicate their lives to it. There are Tumblr accounts, Youtube pages, Small websites, and other sources of Internet crap, that update almost EVERY day about how "gay" ALL bronies are. When in reality, most bronies are heterosexuals that just enjoy a show. I'm not in anyway a brony, nor do I hate bronies. But I'm starting to see posts that don't have anything to do with bronies, saying all kinds of stupid bullshit lies. There are a fuck-ton of pony posts on non-pony things too, but at least THOSE posts aren't death threats to innocent people that just watch television like EVERYONE READING THIS THING. The pony posts are easy to ignore anyway. I have met a lot a bronies though, whether it was online, or in person, I have spoken to them for countless hours too, and all of them (besides the ones of 4chan, obviously) were all nice, loving people. And those bronies go to BroNYcon in New York. Yes, it's THAT popular. And those bronies just talk about the show. They don't go around fucking horses.
While I am defending bronies, they are pretty fucked up, though. No offense. But it still seems strange, even to me. And I've been talking to them for over a year. Only like 5% masturbate to pony porn, but who the Hell doesn't use the Internet for porn anyway? There are some bronies that just take it too far, like carrying around the plastic toys in public. Wearing the shirts is fine, but fur-suites are... Yeah. Anyway, like I said before, they go to cons and stuff. Which means THEY GO OUTSIDE. And the anti-bronies mimic the bronies. In such: The bronies spend a lot of their time doing pony stuff, spreading love and crap, so the anti-bronies do the same, but with hatred instead of love. Which means if the bronies draw art of the ponies having fun, the anti-bronies draw art of the ponies getting mutilated which is just fucking gross. And the worst thing is the bronies go outside and draw stuff like murals when they are allowed to, so the anti-bronies deface said murals and vandalise all kinds of pony-stuff. And this is real life I'm talking about. All the work put into some awesome drawing and it gets illegally destroyed. All just because someone likes something someone else doesn't. Disgraceful. So I'm just gonna put this short: Bronies are annoying sometimes, and they can be creeps, but I'd rather spend my whole life being a douche-brony than be around the fucktard anti-bronies. There are nice anti-bronies too, though.
by Mister Cookie November 6, 2012
by Mister Cookie September 20, 2012
Someone whom writes their definitions in a fashionably disastrous order on Urban Dictionary by highlighting every single word to make the definition 'sand out' among the other more proper definitions.
"Did you see Jessica's "Peanut" definition on Urban Dictionary? She just highlighted every single word."
"What a Highlight Whore."
"What a Highlight Whore."
by Mister Cookie January 15, 2013
"Internet Gaming Network". A vast site built for "reviewing" video games that is actually used as an Xbox worship shrine.
Anything that isn't on Xbox gets rated lower.
Anything on Xbox that is an FPS that isn't Call of Duty or Halo gets rated lower.
Anything relatively fun gets rated lower.
But if it's Call of Duty on Xbox, it gets rated near perfect scores. And IGN vowed to "never give out perfect scores. No game is perfect." Fucking assholes.
Most of the "reviews" are bias as Hell, and the games always get rated depending on what console it's on and how much the company that owns the game they're "reviewing" bribes them.
A perfect example for IGN's shitty-ness are their "reviews" for the new Madden NFL games. All of them are rated high-as-fuck even though Madden games are the same bullshit every year, just with different character designs.
IGN has never, and will never, write a good review that isn't about a game made by their gods EA, Activision, and Microsoft.
Did I mention they were also owned by a news broadcast? Something like FOX News? That would make a lot a sense.
Anything that isn't on Xbox gets rated lower.
Anything on Xbox that is an FPS that isn't Call of Duty or Halo gets rated lower.
Anything relatively fun gets rated lower.
But if it's Call of Duty on Xbox, it gets rated near perfect scores. And IGN vowed to "never give out perfect scores. No game is perfect." Fucking assholes.
Most of the "reviews" are bias as Hell, and the games always get rated depending on what console it's on and how much the company that owns the game they're "reviewing" bribes them.
A perfect example for IGN's shitty-ness are their "reviews" for the new Madden NFL games. All of them are rated high-as-fuck even though Madden games are the same bullshit every year, just with different character designs.
IGN has never, and will never, write a good review that isn't about a game made by their gods EA, Activision, and Microsoft.
Did I mention they were also owned by a news broadcast? Something like FOX News? That would make a lot a sense.
by Mister Cookie November 7, 2012
Guy 1: Your a total idiot!
Guy 2: It's "You're", dumbfuck.
Guy 1: no it's not! It's clearly spelled "your"! idiot!
Guy 2: Your irony is delicious!
Guy 2: It's "You're", dumbfuck.
Guy 1: no it's not! It's clearly spelled "your"! idiot!
Guy 2: Your irony is delicious!
by Mister Cookie September 20, 2012
From Wikipedia:
Bloop or The Bloop is a mysterious ultra-low and extremely powerful underwater frequency detected by the U.S. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) in 1997. The source of the sound remains unknown.
The sound, traced to somewhere around 50° S 100° W (a remote point in the south Pacific Ocean west of the southern tip of South America), was detected several times by the Equatorial Pacific Ocean autonomous hydrophone array. This system was developed as an autonomous array of hydrophones that could be deployed in any oceanographic region to monitor specific phenomena. It is primarily used to monitor undersea seismicity, ice noise, and marine mammal population and migration. This is a stand alone system designed and built by NOAA's Pacific Marine Environmental Laboratory (PMEL) to augment the U.S. Navy SOund SUrveillance System (SOSUS), equipment originally designed to detect Soviet submarines.
Bloop or The Bloop is a mysterious ultra-low and extremely powerful underwater frequency detected by the U.S. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) in 1997. The source of the sound remains unknown.
The sound, traced to somewhere around 50° S 100° W (a remote point in the south Pacific Ocean west of the southern tip of South America), was detected several times by the Equatorial Pacific Ocean autonomous hydrophone array. This system was developed as an autonomous array of hydrophones that could be deployed in any oceanographic region to monitor specific phenomena. It is primarily used to monitor undersea seismicity, ice noise, and marine mammal population and migration. This is a stand alone system designed and built by NOAA's Pacific Marine Environmental Laboratory (PMEL) to augment the U.S. Navy SOund SUrveillance System (SOSUS), equipment originally designed to detect Soviet submarines.
TL;DR: The Bloop is a shit-pants sound coming from the bottom of the fucking ocean. The sound went across the entire South Pacific and was picked up by underwater recorders placed pretty much all around the ocean. To make matters even creepier, it is louder than any underwater creature ever recorded. Multiple sounds were recorded around the same year which were dubbed Whistle, Train, Slow Down, Julia, and Upsweep.
And yet another thing that makes Bloop even fucking scarier is the fact that the sounds were at a special frequency that shows that these were in-fact made by living things at the very bottom of the ocean. And in the H.P. Lovecraft (the guy that wrote about things like Shoggoth, Cthuluhu, and others) books, it states that the place where Cthuluhu sleeps is located almost exactly where The Bloop was traced. What the unholy fuck. Not to mention Lovecraft died 60 years before these sounds were ever recorded.
I played The Bloop when my cat was in the room and my cat went fucking apeshit. I'm not kidding.
And yet another thing that makes Bloop even fucking scarier is the fact that the sounds were at a special frequency that shows that these were in-fact made by living things at the very bottom of the ocean. And in the H.P. Lovecraft (the guy that wrote about things like Shoggoth, Cthuluhu, and others) books, it states that the place where Cthuluhu sleeps is located almost exactly where The Bloop was traced. What the unholy fuck. Not to mention Lovecraft died 60 years before these sounds were ever recorded.
I played The Bloop when my cat was in the room and my cat went fucking apeshit. I'm not kidding.
by Mister Cookie October 30, 2012