10 definitions by MindGrapes
When your waiter or waitress disappears after telling them you need a few more moments to decide so many times.
Kristy: Where's the waiter? We're ready to order
Jackie: He's not coming back. We're aborted feed us.
Jackie: He's not coming back. We're aborted feed us.
by MindGrapes February 23, 2016
Paying your cell phone/internet/cable when the service is threatened to be cut off, rather than the date due on the bill. This usually results in having to pay the bill in person with a money order because they don't have a checking account.
Klamydiah had to go down to Verizon to pay her phone bill. She stopped at Ray Ray's liquor and check cashing to get a money order cuz they gonna cut it off. I don't know why she wait till the section 8 due date.
by MindGrapes November 13, 2014
by MindGrapes October 29, 2014
The public trading of Birkenstocks Sandals. Buying and selling Birkenstocks typically takes place on the trading floor, which is usually Home Depot. When the market opens for exchange, the Birkenstock brokers who can be identified by their flannel shirts, handle all transactions for traders. The closing of the exchange is signaled by playing Melissa Etheridge's "Come to My Window"
Janet: I need new Sandals. I'm going to the Birkenstock Exchange.
Janine: Can you bring back some lumber so I can build a new garage?
Janine: Can you bring back some lumber so I can build a new garage?
by MindGrapes February 22, 2016
The 4th of each month when Jewish mothers meet to get their hair done and lie about how successful their children are. The embellishment escalates as the conversation moves down the line resulting in a case of one-upsmanship that ultimatly leads to all things said a complete fabrication
Golde: My son just passed the boards and the bar so he's a Doctor Lawyer.
Deborah: My son is a CPA and works for Zack Braff
Hester: My son is Zack Braff
4th of Jew Lie
Deborah: My son is a CPA and works for Zack Braff
Hester: My son is Zack Braff
4th of Jew Lie
by MindGrapes February 22, 2016
A safer form of road head. The act of performing fellatio while waiting at a drive thru. The recipient should order, pay, receive the food and eat while simultaneously receive oral pleasure. It is customary to use the head of the performer as a resting place for taco and/or burger wrappers.
Bradley got a drive thru windblow at taco bell from Smashley. He used her head to dip his taco in fire sauce
by MindGrapes November 11, 2014
A person who is an a**hole while playing Yahtzee or Dice with Buddies, filling the room with haterade. Especially if they are the only player without a yahtzee.
Nina is such a Nahtzee, she threw the dice at me and told me eat her nutsack because she didn't get a Yahtzee.
by MindGrapes November 11, 2014