1 definition by Milkman79
Commonly found among the KETO community. This is the act of urination into a Brita water filtration system and then inviting over people you consider enemies to serve to them at dinner or alongside other drinks. Most effective if done after ingesting large amounts of asparagus to convince them the aroma is an added keto friendly electrolyte.
Person 1: I invited Karen over for dinner last night.
Person 2: Damn! I thought you hated that bitch?
Person 1: I do that’s why I made sure to serve her a Dirty Brita with her egg chalupas
Person 2: Damn! I thought you hated that bitch?
Person 1: I do that’s why I made sure to serve her a Dirty Brita with her egg chalupas
by Milkman79 June 10, 2019