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When someone keeps a big job predominantly for how they look and for the perception of it being a good fit, as opposed to *actually being good*, he HAS to do all the little aesthetic things to compensate for being terrible.
Yurk: Ugh, my team has had the same shitty GM for 7 years, and we suck so bad. Why haven't they fired him yet?
LD: Well, obviously White Collar Steroids, but mostly he LOOKS the part and probably works the boardroom.
Yukr: Ugh, Ya, he for sure smells amazing, too.
LD: Well, obviously White Collar Steroids, but mostly he LOOKS the part and probably works the boardroom.
Yukr: Ugh, Ya, he for sure smells amazing, too.
by Mike109999 March 4, 2022
Get the He For Sure Smells Amazingmug. A close friend to bounce professional ideas & problems off of. They are not your mentors, family members or investors, so this distance allows them to give you sound advice, while keeping a tone of friendship, trust and objectivity.
Dan: Ugh, I just got off an investors call, Chris cited his mentor 3 times.
Alde: Fuck I hate that pretentious shit. I never mention my White Collar Brosef, that shit is personal.
Dan: Seriously Unc, let's get some shawarma.
Alde: Fuck I hate that pretentious shit. I never mention my White Collar Brosef, that shit is personal.
Dan: Seriously Unc, let's get some shawarma.
by Mike109999 August 15, 2022
Get the White Collar Brosefmug. When someone or something is coming off a Hall of Fame peak, but still pretty good, still better than most, and you could tell Hall of Fame qualities were not far away.
JM: Hey did you see Kim last night, man she is so elite. I needed a White Collar Ginger after I talked to her right before I talked to my wife.
BT: Ya, she is so first ballot, not as good as she was in '22-23, but definitely in her Pedro on The Mets Era.
JM: Ya, her ass is in my Emotional Hard Drive
BT: Ya, she is so first ballot, not as good as she was in '22-23, but definitely in her Pedro on The Mets Era.
JM: Ya, her ass is in my Emotional Hard Drive
by Mike109999 September 19, 2025
Get the Pedro on The Mets Eramug. Craig: My bro was really difficult to deal with these holidays, he could not stop nagging my kids and noticing how dirty my bathroom was.
Leanne: Ya, he gets being critical from his mom, it is his Emotional Hand-Me-Down. Also, your bathroom is ALWAYS incredibly clean.
Craig: Preach
Leanne: Ya, he gets being critical from his mom, it is his Emotional Hand-Me-Down. Also, your bathroom is ALWAYS incredibly clean.
Craig: Preach
by Mike109999 April 27, 2025
Get the Emotional Hand-Me-Downmug. When someone is SO hyper elite in business environments and meetings, people of ALL management levels and seniority are intrigued by and want to work with them.
Dan: Man, I love having meetings with Patrick, literally EVERYONE in the meeting listens to him and does exactly what he says. He could get anything he wants done.
BT: Oh ya, Patrick is SO White Collar Erotic.
BT: Oh ya, Patrick is SO White Collar Erotic.
by Mike109999 August 7, 2022
Get the White Collar Eroticmug. When your mom is infinitely hotter than your wife, and it causes a slow and silent, but intense, awkwardness within your family and for all involved.
John: Hey Mark, you want to invite Rich to go to Dockers with us for Breakfast, he could bring his wife and kids.
Mark: Nah, his parents are in town and he has serious Steph Curry Syndrome, so I try to stay away.
John: Oh right, right, man it was so awkward last Halloween when they both dressed as Spice Girls and everyone was hitting on his mom.
Mark: Nah, his parents are in town and he has serious Steph Curry Syndrome, so I try to stay away.
John: Oh right, right, man it was so awkward last Halloween when they both dressed as Spice Girls and everyone was hitting on his mom.
by Mike109999 June 12, 2019
Get the Steph Curry Syndromemug. When you need a 5 minute break between tasks, as a mental reset, just like how ginger neutralizes your pallet between sushi pieces.
This is typically seen at work, although could be used in most busy settings.
This is typically seen at work, although could be used in most busy settings.
Bert: Man, I am exhausted after that 3 hour meeting, and I have a call in 2 minutes with my top client. My brain is SO fried.
Duncan: Take a White Collar Ginger, I will cover for you.
Bert: Thanks man, just tell them I am in dispose or something stupid.
Duncan: Take a White Collar Ginger, I will cover for you.
Bert: Thanks man, just tell them I am in dispose or something stupid.
by Mike109999 November 1, 2024
Get the White Collar Gingermug.