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A group of 3 or more very white men over-laughing at each other's predictable and forced dad jokes. It is most typically seen in a Canadian setting, talking hockey while drinking beer.
D'Andre: Hey, did you hear the latest McCown podcast today, I am so pumped about the upcoming NHL Season.
Dan: I love McCown, but man they Foreskin Chuckle all the time. Like, I get it, you think your friend is bad at golf, but is it really that funny to make fun of his handicap ALL THE TIME.
D'Andre: Tell me bout it fam, how many times do they have to laugh about how they worked together for so many years.
Dan: Totally agree. Without their Foreskin Chuckle, the show goes from 45 minutes to 30 minutes, easy.
Dan: I love McCown, but man they Foreskin Chuckle all the time. Like, I get it, you think your friend is bad at golf, but is it really that funny to make fun of his handicap ALL THE TIME.
D'Andre: Tell me bout it fam, how many times do they have to laugh about how they worked together for so many years.
Dan: Totally agree. Without their Foreskin Chuckle, the show goes from 45 minutes to 30 minutes, easy.
by Mike109999 October 1, 2021
Get the Foreskin Chuckle mug.When an emotional season ticket holder pisses you off, you immediately forgive them due to the emotional equity they have built up with you and how important they are to you.
BB: Man, I can't believe you dry snitched on me like that at your White Collar Sleepover 2 weeks ago.
TY: Sorry G, my mad.
BB: Ya, you get an emotional mulligan, we all make mistakes. You have been White Collar Shot Blocking for me for years. Let's go get some shawarma, on me.
TY: Sorry G, my mad.
BB: Ya, you get an emotional mulligan, we all make mistakes. You have been White Collar Shot Blocking for me for years. Let's go get some shawarma, on me.
by Mike109999 September 23, 2025
Get the Emotional Mulligan mug.Warren: So cool you got this great new job from a contact you made almost 20 years ago.
Bruce: Ya, I met her at a networking event in 2006 right after my first promotion to get invited a trade show she hosted. Love that we stayed in touch and she recommended me for this role.
Warren: That's White Collar Compound Interest paying off, Brosef.
Bruce: Ya, I met her at a networking event in 2006 right after my first promotion to get invited a trade show she hosted. Love that we stayed in touch and she recommended me for this role.
Warren: That's White Collar Compound Interest paying off, Brosef.
by Mike109999 September 2, 2023
Get the White Collar Compound Interest mug.When something or someone is not *technically* Jewish, but might as well be due to LITERALLY everything about them, including looks and mannerisms.
Like delis, George Costanza, and most hot moms under 5'8, for example.
Like delis, George Costanza, and most hot moms under 5'8, for example.
Milo: Hey you want to do brunch this Saturday, I am macking hard on this new chick, Veronica, she will be there with friends.
Noah: Isn't she Jewish, does she go out Saturday?
Milo: Nah, she is just kosher style, she looks Jewish because she dyes her hair red, is 5'2, and still talks about her slutty semester abroad in 2004.
Noah: Cool, let's get some bacon, brosef.
Noah: Isn't she Jewish, does she go out Saturday?
Milo: Nah, she is just kosher style, she looks Jewish because she dyes her hair red, is 5'2, and still talks about her slutty semester abroad in 2004.
Noah: Cool, let's get some bacon, brosef.
by Mike109999 January 27, 2022
Get the Kosher Style mug.When a Non-Jewish person needs a professional service from a Jewish person. Could be used by the acronym HAYH, or as the conjugation demands.
Spencer: I need your help, I know you're good at accounting. Could I call you later this week to look at my company's books?
Joshua: For sure, Holler at Your Hebrew.
PJ: Thanks, I'll HAMH later today to set up a time.
Joshua: For sure, Holler at Your Hebrew.
PJ: Thanks, I'll HAMH later today to set up a time.
by Mike109999 May 5, 2022
Get the Holler at Your Hebrew mug.Similar to False Hustle in its blatant vomit inducing cosplay, False Leadership is typically seen in the work place, specifically in company meetings, emails with many people cc'd, or over-thanking people to their superiors.
The main goal is to portray one's self as a great leader, specifically in the eyes of their bosses.
It elicits rage from people who witness it on a consistent basis.
The main goal is to portray one's self as a great leader, specifically in the eyes of their bosses.
It elicits rage from people who witness it on a consistent basis.
*In a Weekly Team Meeting*
Carly: I had Neil run some data tests for me, and then had Ignacio compare them to the other dates.
Neil: Ugh, false leadership. My JOB is to run data tests, I did them on my own accord. We have not spoken in 2 weeks.
Carly: *Looking at her boss Mark* Neil, that work really helped the team alot and helped me with my presentation. Thank you.
Neil: Kill me now.
Carly: I had Neil run some data tests for me, and then had Ignacio compare them to the other dates.
Neil: Ugh, false leadership. My JOB is to run data tests, I did them on my own accord. We have not spoken in 2 weeks.
Carly: *Looking at her boss Mark* Neil, that work really helped the team alot and helped me with my presentation. Thank you.
Neil: Kill me now.
by Mike109999 February 12, 2022
Get the False Leadership mug.When you are working for free in hopes of getting paid in the future, but the client does not value you or your work to pay you, aka take it to the next level.
Chrissy: Ya, I've been doing some work for Tony, if he gets this new big contract, he is going to pay me, but for now, I am just gonna lay low.
Adriana: Chrissy, you have been doing this for 6 months and he hasn't paid you. You're in the White Collar Friend Zone. Even if he gets the contract, he is never going to pay.
Adriana: Chrissy, you have been doing this for 6 months and he hasn't paid you. You're in the White Collar Friend Zone. Even if he gets the contract, he is never going to pay.
by Mike109999 September 1, 2023
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