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When someone keeps a big job predominantly for how they look and for the perception of it being a good fit, as opposed to *actually being good*, he HAS to do all the little aesthetic things to compensate for being terrible.
Yurk: Ugh, my team has had the same shitty GM for 7 years, and we suck so bad. Why haven't they fired him yet?
LD: Well, obviously White Collar Steroids, but mostly he LOOKS the part and probably works the boardroom.
Yukr: Ugh, Ya, he for sure smells amazing, too.
LD: Well, obviously White Collar Steroids, but mostly he LOOKS the part and probably works the boardroom.
Yukr: Ugh, Ya, he for sure smells amazing, too.
by Mike109999 March 4, 2022
Get the He For Sure Smells Amazingmug. When someone or something is coming off a Hall of Fame peak, but still pretty good, still better than most, and you could tell Hall of Fame qualities were not far away.
JM: Hey did you see Kim last night, man she is so elite. I needed a White Collar Ginger after I talked to her right before I talked to my wife.
BT: Ya, she is so first ballot, not as good as she was in '22-23, but definitely in her Pedro on The Mets Era.
JM: Ya, her ass is in my Emotional Hard Drive
BT: Ya, she is so first ballot, not as good as she was in '22-23, but definitely in her Pedro on The Mets Era.
JM: Ya, her ass is in my Emotional Hard Drive
by Mike109999 September 19, 2025
Get the Pedro on The Mets Eramug. A close friend to bounce professional ideas & problems off of. They are not your mentors, family members or investors, so this distance allows them to give you sound advice, while keeping a tone of friendship, trust and objectivity.
Dan: Ugh, I just got off an investors call, Chris cited his mentor 3 times.
Alde: Fuck I hate that pretentious shit. I never mention my White Collar Brosef, that shit is personal.
Dan: Seriously Unc, let's get some shawarma.
Alde: Fuck I hate that pretentious shit. I never mention my White Collar Brosef, that shit is personal.
Dan: Seriously Unc, let's get some shawarma.
by Mike109999 August 15, 2022
Get the White Collar Brosefmug. Similar to False Hustle in its blatant vomit inducing cosplay, False Leadership is typically seen in the work place, specifically in company meetings, emails with many people cc'd, or over-thanking people to their superiors.
The main goal is to portray one's self as a great leader, specifically in the eyes of their bosses.
It elicits rage from people who witness it on a consistent basis.
The main goal is to portray one's self as a great leader, specifically in the eyes of their bosses.
It elicits rage from people who witness it on a consistent basis.
*In a Weekly Team Meeting*
Carly: I had Neil run some data tests for me, and then had Ignacio compare them to the other dates.
Neil: Ugh, false leadership. My JOB is to run data tests, I did them on my own accord. We have not spoken in 2 weeks.
Carly: *Looking at her boss Mark* Neil, that work really helped the team alot and helped me with my presentation. Thank you.
Neil: Kill me now.
Carly: I had Neil run some data tests for me, and then had Ignacio compare them to the other dates.
Neil: Ugh, false leadership. My JOB is to run data tests, I did them on my own accord. We have not spoken in 2 weeks.
Carly: *Looking at her boss Mark* Neil, that work really helped the team alot and helped me with my presentation. Thank you.
Neil: Kill me now.
by Mike109999 February 12, 2022
Get the False Leadershipmug. When a Non-Jewish person needs a professional service from a Jewish person. Could be used by the acronym HAYH, or as the conjugation demands.
Spencer: I need your help, I know you're good at accounting. Could I call you later this week to look at my company's books?
Joshua: For sure, Holler at Your Hebrew.
PJ: Thanks, I'll HAMH later today to set up a time.
Joshua: For sure, Holler at Your Hebrew.
PJ: Thanks, I'll HAMH later today to set up a time.
by Mike109999 May 5, 2022
Get the Holler at Your Hebrewmug. When you are working for free in hopes of getting paid in the future, but the client does not value you or your work to pay you, aka take it to the next level.
Chrissy: Ya, I've been doing some work for Tony, if he gets this new big contract, he is going to pay me, but for now, I am just gonna lay low.
Adriana: Chrissy, you have been doing this for 6 months and he hasn't paid you. You're in the White Collar Friend Zone. Even if he gets the contract, he is never going to pay.
Adriana: Chrissy, you have been doing this for 6 months and he hasn't paid you. You're in the White Collar Friend Zone. Even if he gets the contract, he is never going to pay.
by Mike109999 September 1, 2023
Get the White Collar Friend Zonemug. A white, Middle-American mom who attends Trump rallies and publicly identifies with the MAGA crowd, but also covertly cheats on her white husband with Black men.
Tristan: Man, Trent's mom is really pulling for Trump, she must have been around town planting signs all month.
Keith: Ya, it looks like that, but from what I hear, she is more of a MAGA in The Front, Kamala In The Back type mom, is what I have heard from my friends on the football team.
Tristan: Totally makes sense, Trent's dad is always out of town and she DOES cheer pretty hard for the High School football team, even though Trent is 25 now.
Keith: Ya, it looks like that, but from what I hear, she is more of a MAGA in The Front, Kamala In The Back type mom, is what I have heard from my friends on the football team.
Tristan: Totally makes sense, Trent's dad is always out of town and she DOES cheer pretty hard for the High School football team, even though Trent is 25 now.
by Mike109999 September 9, 2025
Get the MAGA In The Front, Kamala In The Backmug.