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Warren: So cool you got this great new job from a contact you made almost 20 years ago.
Bruce: Ya, I met her at a networking event in 2006 right after my first promotion to get invited a trade show she hosted. Love that we stayed in touch and she recommended me for this role.
Warren: That's White Collar Compound Interest paying off, Brosef.
Bruce: Ya, I met her at a networking event in 2006 right after my first promotion to get invited a trade show she hosted. Love that we stayed in touch and she recommended me for this role.
Warren: That's White Collar Compound Interest paying off, Brosef.
by Mike109999 September 2, 2023
Get the White Collar Compound Interest mug.When an emotional season ticket holder pisses you off, you immediately forgive them due to the emotional equity they have built up with you and how important they are to you.
BB: Man, I can't believe you dry snitched on me like that at your White Collar Sleepover 2 weeks ago.
TY: Sorry G, my mad.
BB: Ya, you get an emotional mulligan, we all make mistakes. You have been White Collar Shot Blocking for me for years. Let's go get some shawarma, on me.
TY: Sorry G, my mad.
BB: Ya, you get an emotional mulligan, we all make mistakes. You have been White Collar Shot Blocking for me for years. Let's go get some shawarma, on me.
by Mike109999 September 23, 2025
Get the Emotional Mulligan mug.A group of 3 or more very white men over-laughing at each other's predictable and forced dad jokes. It is most typically seen in a Canadian setting, talking hockey while drinking beer.
D'Andre: Hey, did you hear the latest McCown podcast today, I am so pumped about the upcoming NHL Season.
Dan: I love McCown, but man they Foreskin Chuckle all the time. Like, I get it, you think your friend is bad at golf, but is it really that funny to make fun of his handicap ALL THE TIME.
D'Andre: Tell me bout it fam, how many times do they have to laugh about how they worked together for so many years.
Dan: Totally agree. Without their Foreskin Chuckle, the show goes from 45 minutes to 30 minutes, easy.
Dan: I love McCown, but man they Foreskin Chuckle all the time. Like, I get it, you think your friend is bad at golf, but is it really that funny to make fun of his handicap ALL THE TIME.
D'Andre: Tell me bout it fam, how many times do they have to laugh about how they worked together for so many years.
Dan: Totally agree. Without their Foreskin Chuckle, the show goes from 45 minutes to 30 minutes, easy.
by Mike109999 October 1, 2021
Get the Foreskin Chuckle mug.When something or someone is not *technically* Jewish, but might as well be due to LITERALLY everything about them, including looks and mannerisms.
Like delis, George Costanza, and most hot moms under 5'8, for example.
Like delis, George Costanza, and most hot moms under 5'8, for example.
Milo: Hey you want to do brunch this Saturday, I am macking hard on this new chick, Veronica, she will be there with friends.
Noah: Isn't she Jewish, does she go out Saturday?
Milo: Nah, she is just kosher style, she looks Jewish because she dyes her hair red, is 5'2, and still talks about her slutty semester abroad in 2004.
Noah: Cool, let's get some bacon, brosef.
Noah: Isn't she Jewish, does she go out Saturday?
Milo: Nah, she is just kosher style, she looks Jewish because she dyes her hair red, is 5'2, and still talks about her slutty semester abroad in 2004.
Noah: Cool, let's get some bacon, brosef.
by Mike109999 January 27, 2022
Get the Kosher Style mug.It is similar to the White Collar Friend Zone in that you have emotionally gaslit yourself, but this time you have brought yourself to cope with your team’s lack of success through fabricated moral victories and self-fulfilling prophecies.
Coley: Guys, I don't really care my favourite hockey team since birth lost 2 straight cup finals, I really enjoyed the togetherness at the Molson Oilers Experience and being with friends to watch every game. It really IS about the journey, not the destination.
KB: Fuck Coley, you are in the Fandom Friend Zone, like the time you said you valued the unique stories of all the 18th century antiques you bought at garage sale when you were trying to sleep with that chick.
You should have sports PTSD from you AND your team not being able to put it home, **Foreskin Chuckle**.
Coley: Gosh, you may be right, but I really enjoyed the $26 Aeporol Spritz activation during the 2nd Round.
KB: Ok, We're Done Here.
KB: Fuck Coley, you are in the Fandom Friend Zone, like the time you said you valued the unique stories of all the 18th century antiques you bought at garage sale when you were trying to sleep with that chick.
You should have sports PTSD from you AND your team not being able to put it home, **Foreskin Chuckle**.
Coley: Gosh, you may be right, but I really enjoyed the $26 Aeporol Spritz activation during the 2nd Round.
KB: Ok, We're Done Here.
by Mike109999 November 12, 2025
Get the Fandom Friend Zone mug.A sports team that looks very strong from a distance, but the closer and more carefully you look, the more you realize they are not very good, and are in fact, very beatable.
Also applicable to companies.
Also applicable to companies.
Jim: Man, you see how good New York looks, they are going to dominate the playoffs.
Ralph: Nah, they are so SkinnyFat. They are very top heavy, can't win close games, can't manufacture runs, have awful coaching, and they are not good under pressure. They only win blowouts. If you punch them in the face, they quickly wilt.
Jim: I hate SkinnyFat teams, I always bet against those teams, bruh.
Ralph: Nah, they are so SkinnyFat. They are very top heavy, can't win close games, can't manufacture runs, have awful coaching, and they are not good under pressure. They only win blowouts. If you punch them in the face, they quickly wilt.
Jim: I hate SkinnyFat teams, I always bet against those teams, bruh.
by Mike109999 March 18, 2022
Get the SkinnyFat mug.When you have to force laughter in a business setting, most commonly seen in a meeting or walking by someone in the office.
It is similar to Foreskin Chuckle in its deliberateness.
It is similar to Foreskin Chuckle in its deliberateness.
Emmitt The Intern: Does every meeting start with talking about the weather, the latest on Twitter, and gas prices? Also, nobody said anything funny in that meeting, but I think Thompson ACTUALLY pounded the table 3 times.
Sinclair, The Savvy Office Veteran: Yes, it is imperative to Briefcase Chuckle before every meeting, each and every time someone mentions someone else's hometown, and whenever someone talks about their alma mater's rival.
Emmitt: Ahh, thank you for helping me. I really appreciate you showing me the ropes.
Sinclair: Ya, too bad your coach didn't show your boys the ropes last weekend, eh? That was quite a beating we gave you.
Emmitt: Oh Our QB just couldn't get anything going...OHFU...ohhhhhh I see what you did there.
Sinclair: You're Welcome.
Sinclair, The Savvy Office Veteran: Yes, it is imperative to Briefcase Chuckle before every meeting, each and every time someone mentions someone else's hometown, and whenever someone talks about their alma mater's rival.
Emmitt: Ahh, thank you for helping me. I really appreciate you showing me the ropes.
Sinclair: Ya, too bad your coach didn't show your boys the ropes last weekend, eh? That was quite a beating we gave you.
Emmitt: Oh Our QB just couldn't get anything going...OHFU...ohhhhhh I see what you did there.
Sinclair: You're Welcome.
by Mike109999 November 15, 2022
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