19 definitions by Mike Oxhard
by Mike Oxhard July 13, 2006
Nickname for George W. Bush, who was actually born in Connecticut. Not used in direct address because no one ever told him what "retard" means or that he is one.
by Mike Oxhard July 10, 2006
by Mike Oxhard December 24, 2020
a bowel movement that is so large and impacted that you can squeeze out a portion, but can't pinch it off, so it goes back in.
by Mike Oxhard July 11, 2006
n. anus.
v. insert in anus
(origin: inspired by widespread use of corncobs for both toilet paper and butt plugs in the South and Midwest)
v. insert in anus
(origin: inspired by widespread use of corncobs for both toilet paper and butt plugs in the South and Midwest)
n. Wipe your cornhole before ya pull up yur pants, Ennis.
v. You cornhole that pig, and yur buying it.
v. You cornhole that pig, and yur buying it.
by Mike Oxhard July 12, 2006
The attraction a woman feels to a man with a lot of money. (origin: relates to jingling sound of many coins in a pocket).
by Mike Oxhard July 10, 2006
the destruction of portions of the brain by working in a cubicle.
For males, wearing a tie accelerates the process by cutting off oxygen to the brain.
Libido is also excised.
For males, wearing a tie accelerates the process by cutting off oxygen to the brain.
Libido is also excised.
by Mike Oxhard September 30, 2006