19 definitions by Mike Oxhard
a fatty deposit on the back that hangs in such a way that it resembles a nippleless breast. May sometimes result from a bra that is too tight, causing temporary back boobs. Mostly seen on very fat women or men with manboobs.
by Mike Oxhard September 30, 2006
1) a prostitute who only sells access to his or her anus. 2) butt monkey 3) a girl who exposes her anal cleft by wearing pants that ride too low.
by Mike Oxhard July 10, 2006
1) a caucasian who doubts his own toughness, so thinks he can fool people into fearing and respecting him by acting black. Ironically, the effect is the opposite. No one is afraid of a whigger not even a smaller whigger.
2) an embarrassingly bad white rapper, generally not applied to the very few talented white rappers like Eminem.
2) an embarrassingly bad white rapper, generally not applied to the very few talented white rappers like Eminem.
1) Whenever someone hassles him he does his whigger routine because he thinks it will scare them.
2) Vanilla Ice is a whigger.
2) Vanilla Ice is a whigger.
by Mike Oxhard July 10, 2006
by Mike Oxhard July 11, 2006
The American political party that protects the interests of the very wealthy and corporations by lowering their tax and regulatory burden, and making it easier for businesses to get cheap labor and cheap natural resources both at home and abroad.
Since the natural constituency for this agenda is very small, the party panders to religious zealots, racists, and the marginally retarded. Fortunately for the Republicans, the issues that activate this base usually cost nothing and have almost no overlap with their actual economic agenda.
Since the natural constituency for this agenda is very small, the party panders to religious zealots, racists, and the marginally retarded. Fortunately for the Republicans, the issues that activate this base usually cost nothing and have almost no overlap with their actual economic agenda.
Among wealthy: We need a Republican congress to get rid of that dreadful inheritance tax.
Among stupid: It was the Republicans what said we gonna git a flag burning amendment.
Among stupid: It was the Republicans what said we gonna git a flag burning amendment.
by Mike Oxhard July 10, 2006
1. the habit of only having sex with women so obese they have severe cellulite (origin: the cottage cheese appearance of cellulite.
2. anything a woman who has severe cellulite eats .
2. anything a woman who has severe cellulite eats .
1. She's too skinny for him, he's on a cottage cheese diet.
2. Damn, women on a cottage cheese diet shouldn't wear bikinis!
2. Damn, women on a cottage cheese diet shouldn't wear bikinis!
by Mike Oxhard July 12, 2006
A flaming, obvious homosexual, who nonetheless claims to be hetero, fooling only women, but not gay or straight men. May still be in denial about his sexual orientation, but can't suppress the fashion sense.
GIRL: He's not gay, he's a metrosexual!
GUY: Oh, yeah? Has he tried to have sex with you?
GIRL: No, he said he doesn't want to ruin our friendship...
GUY: Oh, yeah? Has he tried to have sex with you?
GIRL: No, he said he doesn't want to ruin our friendship...
by Mike Oxhard July 10, 2006