2 definitions by Midgetyman567

To be beat badly at an event. Derived from the all-pro nfl star Randy Moss and his historic 2007 campaign. Normally used to say that you destroyed someone else in a competition. Kind of like saying pwned.
Commentator: And the final score is, Redskins, 37, Cowboys, 10.
Redskins fan: HAHA! MOSSED! SUCK IT BITCH!
Cowboys fan: Sigh....
by Midgetyman567 December 10, 2008
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Wine. More specifically red wine. More than likely it's high quality red wine.
Guy 1: Hey wanna get a drink?

Guy 2: Nah man, I got a monster hangover yesterday. I still can't see straight!

Guy 1: I'll make sure we get some of that red dye!

Guy 2: Well it is for a good cause...
by Midgetyman567 February 3, 2009
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