2 definitions by Micahdykajackoffsen
The term "micah" is derived from the ancient Mayan culture meaning "bad-ass". The name was given to all the elders and highly respected people of the community who are far superior than anyone else. It was custom in the Mayan villages for all the hottest females to line in in rows of 4 to give pleasure to this supreme being named micah. The reason it was 4 people is because People named micah are usually well-endowed and know how to used their gift. Micah's were also very wealthy and enjoyed a nice glass of scotch from time to time.
"A group of random beautiful females: OMG! there's that guy named micah! Let's go service him."
A group of random strangers. "OMG! There's that micah dude, lets give him all our money!"
A group of random strangers. "OMG! There's that micah dude, lets give him all our money!"
by Micahdykajackoffsen December 31, 2011
When you have a boner, and you sneak up behind someone with the boner near their head, call their name, and then they'll turn their head into the boner.
That girl is hot, I'm going to sneak up behind her and boner bunt her in the face while we're watching Star Trek Next Generation later!
by Micahdykajackoffsen December 24, 2010