Micah's definitions

tramptits

Someone with gay tits and uses them as a landing pad for fags nut sacs

Billy B. get your fucking tramptits over here and fluff my pillow

by Micah April 23, 2003

Ed Hard-on

One who dons more than one article of clothing sporting the "Ed Hardy" logo. This person may also refer to you as "guy" or prematurely assume that you agree with them by asking "Am I right?" immediately following a crass, poorly-constructed opinion.

I bumped into that douche-chill with fake diamond earrings up at the bar while I was getting a drink. He spilled his tequila-redbull on me and called me "guy". What an Ed Hard-On! Am I right?

by micah May 11, 2010

Say Hi To Your Mom

One terrific band, that goes unnoticed. Everyone should have a chance to hear this "melt in your mouth" chocolate of music. (Clann Zu is also a great band) Listen to this band and have much fun enjoying the taste.

Holy crap, this music just made me pee in my pants. -Jesus

by Micah July 21, 2004

micah-size

The process in which one takes something that works well and inhibits its basic abilities by adding inferior components while removing necessary ones.

That deck has been Micah-sized. See, The Phage

by Micah April 5, 2004

you got served

1. A slang expression that is usually used when someone proves that they are better than someone else.
2. Another way of saying "You just got owned" or "Pwned!"

1. "You just got served, muthafucka!"
2. "You can't understand the meaning of the Torah and why Moses was an amazing leader of the Jews. I'm sorry, Yaakov, but you just got served by Jewish heritage."

by Micah June 2, 2004

kern

Kern is both a person and an ideal. People seek kern and never find it, you must allow kern to come to you

<3 mib

I was driving around the other day and all of a sudden kern hit me so hard it hurt

by Micah February 18, 2005

NIM

Non Important Message

My pants are made of soup. (NIM)

by Micah May 31, 2003