Micah's definitions

Mount Rushmore

One person plants their bare ass on another person's face. The nose usually inserts the anus and a simultaneous fart ensues.

A bitter taste was left with Brad after Seth gave him a Mount Rushmore.

by Micah April 22, 2005

NIM

Non Important Message

My pants are made of soup. (NIM)

by Micah May 31, 2003

Doppeldang'er

A person who so eerily resembles another person that you can't help but belt out the word "dang" to convey disbelief.

"Dang! That guy looks so much like your dad it could be his Doppeldang'er!"

by micah April 12, 2010

kern

Kern is both a person and an ideal. People seek kern and never find it, you must allow kern to come to you

<3 mib

I was driving around the other day and all of a sudden kern hit me so hard it hurt

by Micah February 18, 2005

Dashboard Confessional

The Best Emo Band to ever play music. The DEFENITION OF EMO in its self is in Dashboard Confessional.

Dashboard is the sex of all music. AND THEY JUST NOW GOT THE RECOGNITION THEY SO RIGHTLY DESERVE!

by Micah July 20, 2004

Saucy Fuck Stump

After ejaculation, the penis becomes flaccid while still wearing a thick coat of semen. The once tree-like penis is now merely a stump, covered in nothing but sauce-like sexually emitted fluids.

Get me a fucking towel so I can clean this Saucy Fuck Stump up!

by micah November 21, 2003

MIB

some people believe this is Men in Black but we all know it is Micah Is black, yes its true.

you could say that Micah Davis of oakwood school is the MIB

by Micah February 18, 2005