Micah's definitions

micah-size

The process in which one takes something that works well and inhibits its basic abilities by adding inferior components while removing necessary ones.

That deck has been Micah-sized. See, The Phage

by Micah April 5, 2004

you got served

1. A slang expression that is usually used when someone proves that they are better than someone else.
2. Another way of saying "You just got owned" or "Pwned!"

1. "You just got served, muthafucka!"
2. "You can't understand the meaning of the Torah and why Moses was an amazing leader of the Jews. I'm sorry, Yaakov, but you just got served by Jewish heritage."

by Micah June 2, 2004

MIB

some people believe this is Men in Black but we all know it is Micah Is black, yes its true.

you could say that Micah Davis of oakwood school is the MIB

by Micah February 18, 2005

Saucy Fuck Stump

After ejaculation, the penis becomes flaccid while still wearing a thick coat of semen. The once tree-like penis is now merely a stump, covered in nothing but sauce-like sexually emitted fluids.

Get me a fucking towel so I can clean this Saucy Fuck Stump up!

by micah November 21, 2003

maroon poon

Describes the period in which a female menstruates.

I can't go in the bumper boats, I have a bad case of the maroon poon.

by micah August 24, 2006

fuck tard

Caboose...that's it... just "Caboose"

Caboose, you team killing fucktard

by Micah October 22, 2003

Isocunt

A person who downloads (usually via bit torrent) any type of media before its official retail release, only to ridicule anyone else who mentions the media after it is officially launched.

Person 1: "Oh, the new Jay-Z? I was listening to that when months ago before it was even mastered!"

Person 2: "You're an isocunt"

by micah December 12, 2009