A person who downloads (usually via bit torrent) any type of media before its official retail release, only to ridicule anyone else who mentions the media after it is officially launched.
Person 1: "Oh, the new Jay-Z? I was listening to that when months ago before it was even mastered!"
Person 2: "You're an isocunt"
Person 2: "You're an isocunt"
by micah December 12, 2009
arrived from either "jack fool" or "jack fuck" ... hard to say, even though I was the one that coined it!
by Micah January 29, 2003
(intransitive verb) idle, sponge, freeload (especially in music, fashion and media circles.
ligger (noun)
ligger (noun)
especial thanks to Helen who not only lent us someone else's house, but also ligged us into the JockeySlut afterparty! Coooool!
by micah August 27, 2003
Kern is both a person and an ideal. People seek kern and never find it, you must allow kern to come to you
<3 mib
<3 mib
by Micah February 18, 2005
Some people view Oakwood negatively, they say we are a school full of ugly girls and hippies. People say that our school sucks, that we dont learn anything and are too busy doing drugs. Sadly enough this is all true. Oakwood does suck, it blows my huge gaping asshole. It is void of any intelligent life outside of this years senior class. It hurts me, it pains me to say I attend this school. Let me warn anyone interested in coming here, to stay far away. Let me also give a shoutout to Ellen Peters, our wonderful drunk dean. Three headed monster. Also let me add a big hello to mario. I hope he dies and someone steals his jacket off his corpse. I LOVE SUSPENSION
"dude getting your balls chopped off sucks"
"yeah but not as much as going to oakwood"
Id rather have someone take a large dump on my face for 6 days than go to oakwood
i feel bad for anyone cool who goes to oakwood ( like micah davis)
Would you rather...
Eat out ellen peters
or
go to oakwood
unfortunately for oakwood students we are forced to do both every day when we are on campus
"yeah but not as much as going to oakwood"
Id rather have someone take a large dump on my face for 6 days than go to oakwood
i feel bad for anyone cool who goes to oakwood ( like micah davis)
Would you rather...
Eat out ellen peters
or
go to oakwood
unfortunately for oakwood students we are forced to do both every day when we are on campus
by Micah February 18, 2005