6 definitions by Metrosexuwell

vampire time suck

A person or thing that, like a vampire, sucks an inordinate amount of time from your schedule.

"Remember that software bug I found? Well, I was working on that vampire time suck of a project for hours."

by Metrosexuwell April 29, 2009

The Scent

If you have experienced a dry-spell in the lady department and get laid unexpectedly, you now have "the scent."

The scent is the confidence achieved from that hookup. You have to take advantage of this confidence booster and find another girl before it wears off, usually two weeks later. If you do land another girl, the scent can keep paying forward.

Nick: I hadn't been laid in 6 months, but last night I got drunk and hooked up with a girl.

Robbie: Oh shit, dude, you better go out on the town every night while you still have the scent or it will be another 6 months for you!

by Metrosexuwell April 29, 2009

Econopocalypse

Economic apocalypse

I can't afford to do anything because of the econopocalypse.

by Metrosexuwell May 11, 2009

Urban Dickhead

Any person that conjoins two words in an effort to attempt to be funny or clever and submits this failure to Urban Dictionary.com

Nick: Only an urban dickhead would use a word like "Procrasturbating".

Robbie: "Shes surfing medical websites looking for diseases except the obvious, the common flu. What a cyberchondriac."
Nick: What an urban dickhead, you are.

by Metrosexuwell February 4, 2010

Extra

An unimportant person that takes up space in the script of life. A day player.

I'm leaving the club I'm at because it is full of extras and day players.

by Metrosexuwell June 15, 2009

day player

An unimportant person taking up space in the script of life.

I'm leaving the club I'm at because it is filled with extras and day players.

by Metrosexuwell June 15, 2009