MessyEssie's definitions

weighmoney

When you get so much money, so fast, that you have to weigh it, otherwise it would take too long to count

I got me some weighmoney!! No I don't, but Sir Richard Branson sure does!

by MessyEssie November 14, 2007

Bastardfuck

An ignorant, fatherless, piece of shit - bastardfuck

Tom Cruise is a bastardfuck.

by MessyEssie November 14, 2007

Puss-E-vac (pussyvac)

When ones cock is so big, that once inserted into a vagine, it leaves no room for anything else, not even air! The insertion causes mass and rapid evacuation of all the air, resulting in a somewhat awkward sound (a pussy evacuation)

"I swear, I didn't fart.. "
"Yeah I know... Puss-E-vac (pussyvac) :)"
"???"

by MessyEssie February 5, 2010

toeshit

A person/animal who steps in shit often, thus rendering his/her toes shitty.

25% of all rednecks are "toeshits". There has yet to be a conclusive study as to exactly how many dogs are toeshits, but many are

by MessyEssie November 14, 2007

boinkhole

To be hit, via a poke, punch, kick or shot, directly in the asshole, causing severe discomfort. Can be pronounced - "boink-hole", but if you want more character, combine the k and h - "kh" giving it a slight horking sound.

chris crocker gave me a boinkhole.

by MessyEssie November 14, 2007