Mercury's definitions

-bit

A suffix to the end of a typically shortened name. It serves as either fluff-text, or can be used affectionatly, depending on the tone used and personality, horoscope, planet alignnment, blood type, whether chocolate or strawberry, and mother's maiden name of the person you're speaking to.

"So, how is ze Tau-bit?"

"HOSHI-BIT!!"
"ERIK-BIT!!"

by Mercury May 14, 2005

khorosho

Basically, Russian, for 'very good'. However, used in an English, everyday context it means very little except to confuse people.

The reason that the word in particular is of any interest is that when pronounced, it sounds like 'horror show', which would be used to describe something completely opposite of very good.

"Yo, how are you?"

"Khorosho, thanks."

"...?"

by Mercury March 20, 2005

spifferific

The state of being extremely spiffy.

Also may be used as an exclamation.

That new book I read was spifferific!

Are you coming with us? Yes? Spifferific!

by Mercury January 17, 2004

bit-bit

A word used to describe something quite small, or in a meaningless quantity.

"That makes me sad just a bit-bit."

"Britney Spears dog is called bit-bit. It therefore must be small."

by Mercury May 14, 2005

Rainbow

When a guy goes down on a girl on her period and keeps it in his mouth, then she goes down on him and keeps it in her mouth, then they kiss and mix it together (a.k.a. period blood and jism)

She's on the rag, so last night they made a rainbow.

by Mercury December 22, 2003

insta-bitch

An instant bitch. Calm, cool, cute, and collected at first, but say one wrong word and it's INSTA-BITCH!

-Geez Glyde, stop being such an insta-bitch.
-You. Shut up. And get out of my house!

by Mercury March 30, 2005

femmy

(adj.) Used to describe a person, especially a male, who seems to embody many female characteristics and mannerisms. Is not necessarily derrogative, just descriptive.

Q: Are you going to ask him out?

A: I don't know, he's kind of femmy, do you think he likes girls?

by Mercury January 17, 2004