Mercury's definitions

Rainbow

When a guy goes down on a girl on her period and keeps it in his mouth, then she goes down on him and keeps it in her mouth, then they kiss and mix it together (a.k.a. period blood and jism)

She's on the rag, so last night they made a rainbow.

by Mercury December 22, 2003

Stone Bridge High School

Home to the Brady Bunch kids' clones.

"Let's go to school on the holidays just so we can learn!"

by Mercury January 17, 2005

femmy

(adj.) Used to describe a person, especially a male, who seems to embody many female characteristics and mannerisms. Is not necessarily derrogative, just descriptive.

Q: Are you going to ask him out?

A: I don't know, he's kind of femmy, do you think he likes girls?

by Mercury January 17, 2004

khorosho

Basically, Russian, for 'very good'. However, used in an English, everyday context it means very little except to confuse people.

The reason that the word in particular is of any interest is that when pronounced, it sounds like 'horror show', which would be used to describe something completely opposite of very good.

"Yo, how are you?"

"Khorosho, thanks."

"...?"

by Mercury March 20, 2005

-bit

A suffix to the end of a typically shortened name. It serves as either fluff-text, or can be used affectionatly, depending on the tone used and personality, horoscope, planet alignnment, blood type, whether chocolate or strawberry, and mother's maiden name of the person you're speaking to.

"So, how is ze Tau-bit?"

"HOSHI-BIT!!"
"ERIK-BIT!!"

by Mercury May 14, 2005

Mercury.EXE

An extremely gay French fancharacter created for a MegaMan Battle-Network related fanfiction and RP site. Has crush on Jazz.EXE.

Mercury wants to tap that hot boi Jazz's ass.

by Mercury January 22, 2005

insta-bitch

An instant bitch. Calm, cool, cute, and collected at first, but say one wrong word and it's INSTA-BITCH!

-Geez Glyde, stop being such an insta-bitch.
-You. Shut up. And get out of my house!

by Mercury March 30, 2005