2 definitions by Merch-the-miggity
(Binomial nomenclature: Blastiosus-poopus)When a person has an urgent need to excrete fecies causing the anus to expand 10 folds in a force greater than the heat of the sun...(most cases its fatal--mad blood loss)
Mary took a blastoise last night at 10 and at 2 the coroner proclaimed her dead by largus-anustus.
Jimmy , running in great panic as he held his posterior screaming BLASTOISE!!!!
Jimmy , running in great panic as he held his posterior screaming BLASTOISE!!!!
by Merch-the-miggity August 3, 2006
The common greeting gesture of a Fillipino when he/she has no relevent conversation to engage.
The greeting of a relative(normaly of an uncle) whom does not currently know or care of ones name despite the gender of the person it is directed to.
The greeting of a relative(normaly of an uncle) whom does not currently know or care of ones name despite the gender of the person it is directed to.
by Merch-the-miggity August 3, 2006