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A ridiculously posh city in Hampshire. You think Chandlers Ford is posh, until you meet the families that live in Winchester.

It's a scale.. the closer you get to Winchester the posher it gets. The closer to Eastleigh, the chav-ier it gets.

Advice if your ever going to Winchester is to go to 'Buddy's Diner'. Wondrous food in there, so it is.

The main street has got great shops on it too! (Well, it used to. About, say, half are Bankrupt...)
"Mother! Mother! Come help me, quick! My boot has fallen off! Oh Mother, come help, quick, our £5000 dog Rupert is eating my £500 designer bootie!" - Children in Winchester

"Coming Henrietta-Gurtelquad Regindoola!" - Mothers in Winchester

"Everything the light touches is Peter Symmonds... but that dark space, well, that's Eastleigh. Ugh, how common. And those simply ghastly ragamuffins from Barton Pevril..." - Students in Winchester
by MemeShock March 4, 2013
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