Meech's definitions

lib

Let it be. To surrender to peace, not war. Accepting life on life's terms, not by our own self-limiting egos.

Her family was getting on her nerves, watching TV, not helping out with chores around the house. "Why can't they help out more? I used to get pissed, but now I just lib. Peace, dudes. I'm gonna vegetate too!!"

by Meech February 22, 2004

pack a lipper

To dip, use smokeless tobacco, Skoal.

The bulge in the lip explains it.

"yo frank wanna pack a lipper?"
"sure"

by Meech June 10, 2005

DMV

Department Of Motor Vehicles, AKA- the deep pits of hell, supposedly created to help you. It causes 95% of public violence in the USA and is responsible for over 300 suicides.

"They should have a man in the DMV punch you in the face the second you walk in to ease the pain of waiting in line at this sick twisted place."

by Meech March 28, 2005

Toilet

A place for relief of bodily waste out of the anus of the butt. It is usually a low white porcelain "seat" in which you can safely "drop the Cosby Kids off at the pool." <-- this expression can be used to explain politely that you have to do your business.

"Excuse me John, ill be back in a few i just have to drop the Cosby Kids off at the pool."
"Man i had to flush that toilet three times and it nearly sent off the smoke alarm."

by Meech March 28, 2005

Obese

The act of using your fork 85% more often than the average human being causing you great deals of weight in pounds. It seems sometimes you cannot see or touch most parts of your body because you are too overcome in flab.

"Hey Rick, If Queen Latifah got rid of her obeseness by donating here whale blubber from her body to the government, we wouldnt have to pay for oil anymore...if only.."

"Ralphie May the comedian is 460 pounds last time i checked on that tv show, but that obese comedian is tons of fun."

by Meech March 28, 2005

Sut

The word that is a legend in my high school that was used in a stretched out manner(suuuuuuuttt) when a person said an extremely stupid remark or joke. The Sut chop was given and you felt like a complete ass and just told everyone it was stupid because u felt gay.

"Hey guys, what has a bed but doesnt sleep??? ...A river!!! HAHA!"
"....suuuuuuuuttt"

by Meech March 28, 2005

scoombadaooch

A supposedly vulgar term that came out of my old italian neighbor when his grandson hit him in the square in the fotch with a soccer ball.

"You can't duct tape the cat u fuckin scoombadaooch!"

"Get close to me and im gunna fuckin scoombadaooch you in the face"

"Scoombadaooch"

by Meech March 28, 2005