3 definitions by Medioman

Afraids

After unprotected sexual intercourse, you are afraid you might have AIDS.
You have the afraids.

Dude I was out of condoms last night and banged this chick, now I have the afraids.

by Medioman December 17, 2014

Frony-tail

Deriving from front-pony-tail, a frony-tail occurs when a man ties up the chunk of his hair that is usually hanging on his forehead or is slicked backwards, in a vertical pony tail in the middle of where the hairline starts at the forehead.

This can have multiple advantages especially in the hotter months of year, avoiding the hair sticking to the subject's forehead.

"Dude, you're rocking that frony-tail!"
"Do you have a hair rubber band? My hair is sticking to my face like white on rice, imma frony-tail it"

by Medioman August 7, 2013

wannaboner

A sporadic boner that has no practical sexual use and goes soft within a few minutes.
A wannabe boner or wanna bone her.

Is that a flashlight in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Nah it's a Wannaboner.

by Medioman December 28, 2015