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bar-rister

a person who has two jobs and is considered an expert in both fields. By day he is an attorney and his job at night is at Starbucks.
Overheard at Chinese restaurant Wonton & Wilfu, NYC.
"If you´re really planning to sue the Koffee Bin, Inc.
you need an expert. I know a great bar-rister.
by Mayuura December 3, 2007
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heijinged

You have been downsized and down trodden because the wiggly jigglies you have been making are now outsourced to China.
Hey Joe, how come, you in Starbucks at this hour. Cute new barista?

Nah, my company was heijinged. Our wiggly jigglies are now made in China!
by Mayuura December 2, 2007
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hillyrious

A delirious state of hero worship for Hillary. An unmistakable condition where staunch supporters of Hillary show they would go to any length to prove their faith in her.
Dude: Did ya watch the news last nite?
Simple Simon: You kidding or what...was deep into American
Idol. Wha was so hot anyways?
Dude: The crowds braving the sleet and snow, they
must really love her...they were all hillyrious.
Simple Simon: Her, who?
Dude: The American Idol - Hillary.
by Mayuura January 11, 2009
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moot point

frequently takes place when
two cows can´t reach a consensus.
It usually but not always happens
when the subject is academic.
Bo & Vin are discussing organic farming
and wonder how this will affect
them. Vin is concerned with all this
organic feed and no hormones her teats
won´t be as attractive as before.
Bo disagrees. The hormones they have been
given all their lives will retain Vin´s form.
Since neither of them can agree, they have reached
a moot point.
by Mayuura December 3, 2007
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men-o-pause

A pause from men. A break from the bitchuals of dating. A temporary state of bliss.
Daisy, you dating anyone?
Nah, not now.
I know this great guy, has a Harley David & Son. Interested?
Nah, thanks, am going through men-o-pause.
by Mayuura January 11, 2009
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wickedpedia

An encyclopedia where one can look up crimes and profiles of people who have committed heinous acts.
I'm not familiar with serial murderers but google Wickedpedia...you're sure to find a complete list of all kinds of crimes with explicit details like who, what, when, why and how.
by Mayuura September 6, 2014
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dlog

The place to look if you´re hell bent on getting
little Goo Goog Lee designer wear. All kinds of K9s are represented in dlogs.
Every time you click -- there is some dlogger or other who insists you check out his dlog - because he has just uploaded 3 dozen 'cute' pics of his pooch.
by Mayuura December 2, 2007
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