1 definition by MaxFax
1. A Dennie is a tall, handsome, well built patriotic sort of man. He enjoys guns rights, baby Jesus, science, apple pie, and impressing the opposite sex. Some call him debonair, others call him their hero (mostly horny women).
2. A perfectly sized penis, the kind Goldilocks likes.
2. A perfectly sized penis, the kind Goldilocks likes.
Bitch A: Damn that man's fine. And classy!
Bitch B: Oh him? That's Dennie. He just delivered a baby downstairs.
Bitch A: What? A baby? Jesus I want his dick.
Bitch B: Sames.
Bitch A: Did you hear Shaniqua's dating Jack?
Bitch B: Forreal? Isn't his dick the size of the Hindenburg? I'd hate to take that in.
Bitch A: Nah, she said it's a Dennie -- just right.
Bitch B: Oh him? That's Dennie. He just delivered a baby downstairs.
Bitch A: What? A baby? Jesus I want his dick.
Bitch B: Sames.
Bitch A: Did you hear Shaniqua's dating Jack?
Bitch B: Forreal? Isn't his dick the size of the Hindenburg? I'd hate to take that in.
Bitch A: Nah, she said it's a Dennie -- just right.
by MaxFax August 27, 2011