3 definitions by Matelot

Dog Shit City

Portsmouth

Sailor: "I can't believe I'm being sent to Dog Shit City for my next draft. I hate Pompey."

by Matelot January 17, 2015

Guzz

The Naval Base at Plymouth, so called because of the Hindi word for a "yard" (36 inches) being a "guz", and the "Dockyard" being abbreviated to "The Yard" in the 19th century, leading to sailors calling Devonport, "The Guzz", or simply, "Guzz".

Stoker: "Are you a Guzz rate, or a Pompey rate?"
Dabber: "Guzz, till I die. I ain't from dog shit city".

by Matelot January 17, 2015

Quince Effect

Not quite - I thought was when a bisexual man picks up a woman in a gay club by spinning her the line that "I've never been with a woman, but now I'm confused"!

The Quince Effect was in action last night in Marthas - will these girls never learn?!

by Matelot April 26, 2005