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Electronic Monitering Device-

The form of house arrest where you have an ankle bracelet and cannot walk out your door, even if its only to your porch. What i will be experiencing until at least February 23rd.
I told that bitch not to put my ankle moniter on so tight, so she put it on tight as hell because cops are fucking assholes. EMD sucks major dick.
by MastaFunkk January 16, 2010
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I don't follow the cycle, the cycle follows me.
by MastaFunkk January 20, 2010
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