8 definitions by Marcos1779
Scholastic Assessment Test
A test simply made to seperate the intelligent and/or hard-working from the below-average and/or lazy people
People who were born intelligent will ace SAT without even studying which can be considered unfair. However, it is possible for an average person to get a 1600 by studying your ass off instead of going to parties, fucking, and watching porn. However, when you weigh both options, most students choose the choice that is more fun.
People who care born dumb can never act the SAT even if they study thier ass off. However, as stated above, lazy people will probably also never get a 1600 on the SAT because they are too damn lazy to get off their ass and buy a stupid book from Barnes and Nobles and study their ass off.
If an average person really wants to score a 1600 on the SAT--they have to buy the books that teach you the MATERIAL presented in the SAT. Only if you buy a book that gives you TRICKS to "work your way around the test" will you be considered a dumbass for getting ripped off. However, the SAT does use some TRICKS on the test when compared to the ACT--however, if you take practice SAT tests multiple times and learn the MATERIAL presented in the test, you will eventually learn by yourself the tricks the SAT puts out and how you can bypass it WITHOUT buying a book that only shows you tricks.
Many people are going to hate me for saying all this--but its true. Unfortunately, I always wanted to go to Yale but I'm just to damn lazy to open that stupid SAT prep book and actually read and do it.
BUT...sometimes the tricks the SAT puts out on you is just too much for some of us--which has nothing to do if we are lazy or hard-working. So there is a substitute if you want to get into that New England college you always wanted to go too--take the ACT. You will still have to study your ass off if you want to ace it--but the test will not attempt to trick you.
A test simply made to seperate the intelligent and/or hard-working from the below-average and/or lazy people
People who were born intelligent will ace SAT without even studying which can be considered unfair. However, it is possible for an average person to get a 1600 by studying your ass off instead of going to parties, fucking, and watching porn. However, when you weigh both options, most students choose the choice that is more fun.
People who care born dumb can never act the SAT even if they study thier ass off. However, as stated above, lazy people will probably also never get a 1600 on the SAT because they are too damn lazy to get off their ass and buy a stupid book from Barnes and Nobles and study their ass off.
If an average person really wants to score a 1600 on the SAT--they have to buy the books that teach you the MATERIAL presented in the SAT. Only if you buy a book that gives you TRICKS to "work your way around the test" will you be considered a dumbass for getting ripped off. However, the SAT does use some TRICKS on the test when compared to the ACT--however, if you take practice SAT tests multiple times and learn the MATERIAL presented in the test, you will eventually learn by yourself the tricks the SAT puts out and how you can bypass it WITHOUT buying a book that only shows you tricks.
Many people are going to hate me for saying all this--but its true. Unfortunately, I always wanted to go to Yale but I'm just to damn lazy to open that stupid SAT prep book and actually read and do it.
BUT...sometimes the tricks the SAT puts out on you is just too much for some of us--which has nothing to do if we are lazy or hard-working. So there is a substitute if you want to get into that New England college you always wanted to go too--take the ACT. You will still have to study your ass off if you want to ace it--but the test will not attempt to trick you.
Dude: Yo...that SAT test is keepin' all of us from becoming successful, man!!
Dude (2): No, Bush and the neocons in Congress are keeping us (racial minorities,e.g., black , religious minorites, e.g., jew down, lower class, seniors, war veterans, victims of Hurricane Katrina) down. We're just too lazy to study for the damn test.
Dude (2): No, Bush and the neocons in Congress are keeping us (racial minorities,e.g., black , religious minorites, e.g., jew down, lower class, seniors, war veterans, victims of Hurricane Katrina) down. We're just too lazy to study for the damn test.
by Marcos1779 January 1, 2006
An advertising company in Urban Dictionary that exploit preteen/teen women ranging from "average-looking" to "sexy". Well, at least perverts can LEGALLY have fun with this.
Dude: Dude, lets buy stuff at Defunker?
Dude (2): No, I rather look at them and pretend I'm there
Dude(3): Right on!
Dude (2): No, I rather look at them and pretend I'm there
Dude(3): Right on!
by Marcos1779 December 29, 2005
A Republican conservative ass who used to work for the Bush Administration until they found out he commited a crime by exploiting the name of a CIA operative just because her husband disagreed with Bush's justification of the war in Iraq. His book reveals he has a strong fetish with petite, virgin preteens and bears...
by Marcos1779 December 31, 2005
An amendment approved after the Civil War.
Prohibits states from denying citizens "Equal Protecton" of law.
States cannot take someone's life, liberty, or property without "Due Process of Law"
Prohibits states from denying citizens "Equal Protecton" of law.
States cannot take someone's life, liberty, or property without "Due Process of Law"
by Marcos1779 January 2, 2006
A synonym for United States Republican Party, Grand Old Party (GOP), and Conservatives.
Refer to other definitions for a more specific definition of fascist.
Refer to other definitions for a more specific definition of fascist.
by Marcos1779 January 1, 2006
President Hoover is to the Republicans As President Roosevelt(FDR) is to Democrats.
Republican President Hoover believed strongly in the Republican philosophy--do not let government oversee economy and corporations--which eventually led companies to abuse their powers that resulted in the Great Depression. Even during the Great Depression Republican President Hoover followed the Republican Philosophy- -Government MUST NOT Help The Needy Under ANY Circumstance Because "They Will Then Be Depandent Upon Government". A Clear Example of This Republican Philosophy Is Also Present In The Way President George W. Bush Responded To Hurricane Katrina- -Wait Four Days And Let Them Suffer, And THEN Go In And Help.
The shit that was laid upon America by Republican President Hoover was fixed By Democrat Franklin D. Roosevelt who followed the Democratic Philosophy--Government Has A Duty To Help The Poor And Needy.
Republican President Hoover believed strongly in the Republican philosophy--do not let government oversee economy and corporations--which eventually led companies to abuse their powers that resulted in the Great Depression. Even during the Great Depression Republican President Hoover followed the Republican Philosophy- -Government MUST NOT Help The Needy Under ANY Circumstance Because "They Will Then Be Depandent Upon Government". A Clear Example of This Republican Philosophy Is Also Present In The Way President George W. Bush Responded To Hurricane Katrina- -Wait Four Days And Let Them Suffer, And THEN Go In And Help.
The shit that was laid upon America by Republican President Hoover was fixed By Democrat Franklin D. Roosevelt who followed the Democratic Philosophy--Government Has A Duty To Help The Poor And Needy.
by Marcos1779 January 2, 2006
Rocker: So, your telling me your a Rocker...?
Poser: I mean--uh, yeah! See, I download a Linkin' Park song!
Rocker: That's really queer.
Poser: Um, well...I like the Beastie Boys!
Rocker: Now that is just REALLY queer
Poser: I mean--uh, yeah! See, I download a Linkin' Park song!
Rocker: That's really queer.
Poser: Um, well...I like the Beastie Boys!
Rocker: Now that is just REALLY queer
by Marcos1779 December 29, 2005