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Klanker

Noun. The butt of a person who farts a lot.
Bro, my klanker changes colors every other day.
by Marc April 3, 2005
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shit the bed

1. verb. To die

2. verb. To become mechanically inoperable beyond the point of repair. See also, fucked, fubar.

entymology and usage: "shit the bed" comes from the unfortunate final humiliation when an animal's (yes, including human's) bowels completely relax at the point of death, causing the contents of the colon to be expelled. To use the term as a "euphamism" for biological death is considered to be in poor taste. It is more often colorfully used in definition 2.
1. That asshole Mr Jones never had a good word to say to anyone. At his funeral, the few attendees were secretly glad that he had shit the bed.

2. I was hoping that my car could be repaired, but the mechanic told me that it had shit the bed so I had it scrapped.
by Marc February 25, 2004
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Game Gear

Slang term of un-game boy.

More Like double plus un gameboy.
Something really really lame.
Man Game Gear is in color, but is sucks, yeah it was so game gear.
by Marc March 8, 2004
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Whiggam

that whiggam told me to burn
by Marc May 13, 2005
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jibblies

n. uncomfortable feeling of dread or horror. esp. uncomfortable mental image.

Syn: willies, heebie jeebies, weirded out, creeped out

Ant: stoked, psyched

Ent: coined by the character StrongBad on www.homestarrunner.com
The thought of another minute sitting next to dat skank gave me da jibblies
by Marc December 11, 2003
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short bus

1. noun. (derogetory) school bus shorter in length than a conventional school bus commonly used to transport students with physical or mental handicaps.

2. adjective. (derogetory) describes student who rides such a bus. See also, special.

3. adjective. (derogetory) lacking in mental capacity, or stupid. See also retarded.
1. The students on the curb made jokes as the short bus pulled into the school.

2. The kid in the wheelchair was often called a short bus kid behind his back.

3. You put your shoes on before your socks? That's a pretty short bus solution.
by Marc February 24, 2004
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Winecor

A fast eating scruffy suburbanite, often prone to fits of spontaneous laughter. Long fingernails are an additional feature.
Have you seen that Winecore over there?
How disgusting...
by Marc June 6, 2003
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