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hoover

1 n. a person who (a) is well-practiced at performing oral sex on a male, performs the act a lot, or (b) is seen in a negative light for performing the act. See also, (complimentary) suckstress, (derogatory) slut.

2. n. a person who injests what is perceived by others to be more than his fair portion of shared cocaine. See also pig.

3. n. a person who injests what is perceived by others to be more than a safe amount of cocaine. See also, party girl, coke head.

4. n. in SCUBA diving, a person who depletes his air supply more quickly than others in the group.

5. n. or v. in some parts of Great Britain and Australia, a generic term for "vacuum cleaner" (as people in the United States say "Coke" when they mean soda or "band-aid" when they mean adhesive bandage).
1. (a) My girlfriend gives great blowjobs. She's a fucking hoover!

(b) That hoover has blown every guy in the club. I wouldn't stick a stolen dick in that mouth.

2. We agreed to divvy up an eight-ball of coke three ways, but that greedy hoover Carl bumped half of it before we got any.

3. If Emily doesn't stop snorting so much coke, that hoover is going to give herself a heart attack.

4. I still had half a tank left, but we had to surface because Joe was being a total hoover and had used up all his air.

5. We spilled dirt on the carpet, so we had to hoover the entire floor. What did we use? A hoover.
by Marc February 14, 2004
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nuker

Contemporary kitchen appliance that heats food by exposing water molecules to a constant beam of radiation. Newer models radiate all the molecules in food. Men's second best friend: the Microwave oven.
Frozen Burritos? Pop 'em in the nuker!
by Marc May 27, 2004
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big chicken dinner

1. n. (military) slang for a BCD or "bad conduct discharge", the second least desired status of a US military serviceman.
A serviceman usually leaves with an honorable, general under honorable conditions, general under dishonorable conditions, or the big chicken dinner. If he really fucked up, he'll get a dishonorable discharge.
by Marc February 14, 2004
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stage turd

1. noun. Any number of substances that can form a ball and impede the progress of pushing a road case across an otherwise smooth stage or floor. Many times composed of discarded gaff tape or post-show confetti.

Entymology/notes: Used primarily by stage hands during concert set-ups.
The wheel on my road case keeps catching on these fucking stage turds. Someone needs to get a broom.
by Marc September 20, 2004
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cramerox

One that rocks
by Marc July 9, 2003
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Tekken

A fighting game by Namco.

The game has a good storyline but after Tekken Tag Tounerment gameplay has seemed to of slowed down alot.

The games major combo moves are far easier to master compared to previous Tekken games.

The only other close clone to Tekken is Virtua Fighter which was made before any other Tekken game.

Doesn't matter if a game is a clone or not. It only matters if it is a cheap clone.

Me personally I prefer Street Fighter which proves 2d graphics has nothing to do with gameplay and has a good storyline.

And I also like Super Smash Bros. Melee...
(Tekken)

Round One...
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-6 hours later-

Fight!

(Guy #1 does a very simple combo of kick punch, kick, kick punch.

You Win!
by Marc January 30, 2005
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funasuperific

Like fun+super+terrific
Also if not so great funarific
I won!! Thats fun funasuperific
by marc December 6, 2004
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