Marc's definitions

Hardy Hawk

noun. A mohawk made of pubic hair in the pubic region.

I just made myself a Hardy Hawk!

by Marc April 3, 2005

straight acting

1. Conventionally masculine. Describes a homosexual male whose behaviour resembles that of the traditional heterosexual or straight male stereotype. Often considered politically incorrect (or even homophobic) as a label, but can be used facetiously. May apply to gay males who exhibit conventional masculinity out of a genuine predisposition, as well as to those who affect it out of insecurity (sometimes to remain in the closet).
2. The gay male equivalent of the lipstick lesbian. As a social phenomenon, the "straight acting" homosexual breaks from gay stereotypes in a way comparable to the metrosexual's defiance of straight stereotypes. (Both labels rely on stereotypes in order to be understandable, even as they describe non-stereotypical behaviour.)

1. "I've never considered myself downright flaming, but my straight acting boyfriend makes me look sooo faggy."
2. "He's so straight acting he passed by my gaydar undetected."
3. "I hate the term 'straight acting.' I mean, who's to say that straight people aren't trying to act like US?"

by Marc January 27, 2004

Tokyo crowded

really crowded, can be in a good or bad way

1. Man, that bathroom is Tokyo crowded!
2. The club was Tokyo Crowded last night, it was great!

by Marc June 19, 2006

Leddy

Of Irish decendant, a Leddy likes to fuck sheep and drink beer. In that order.

God damn it Leddy! I told you to stay off my farm!

by Marc December 7, 2003

Wrangle

Verb. To wrestle a ferocious animal into place. This animal may also include my wife.

In my spare time I am an Ostrich Wrangler.
Billy wrangled my wife into position to receive.

by Marc April 4, 2005

bad-ass

1. adjective. having extremely favorable qualities

2. adjective. pertaining to a person or thing that is rugged, strong, and/or ready to show these qualities

3. noun. person who is perceived to have the qualities of definition 2

1. I have a bad-ass car with a kickin sound system and bitchin rims.

2. The armored tank is a bad-ass military vehicle that can roll over just about anything.

3. Mohammed Ali was a bad-ass in the boxing ring.

by Marc February 24, 2004

cramerox

One that rocks

Marc rocks

by Marc July 9, 2003