Major Thomas Randle's definitions
by Major Thomas Randle October 28, 2022
Get the SARCASDICKmug. A text message that is not understood by the recipient/s; due to spelling and formatting. Often containing anagrams that are uncommon and/or incorrect.
My brother sent me a TEXT GUESSAGE ...again, which made no sense to me because it was like reading Morse Code!!!
by Major Thomas Randle December 19, 2018
Get the Text Guessagemug. My friend has a terrible smartphone plan that forces him to reply to my long texts with NANO-TEXT replies; which I never understand!
by Major Thomas Randle January 22, 2019
Get the Nano-Textmug. It was a very short time before he had to stop campaigning and start
CAM-SPLAINING the unacceptable things done in years past.
CAM-SPLAINING the unacceptable things done in years past.
by Major Thomas Randle February 6, 2019
Get the Cam-splainingmug. by Major Thomas Randle September 19, 2018
Get the Amateur-Bioticmug. The counter reply to ‘that’s what she said’. As in: ‘that jerk just ruined the evening with that terrible ‘that’s what she said joke”. Destroyed the night... That’s What he Did!
After complaining about the over cooked dinner he ate the meal without even chewing. That’s what He Did!!!
by Major Thomas Randle July 20, 2018
Get the That’s What He Didmug. A hypothesis or theory formulated while stoned (using legal marijuana within your States Legal Statutes ™); almost always wrong and often not finished.
I think that dude’s hypothesis was first made while he was smoking weed! It truly is a prime example of a ‘High~pothesis!!!
by Major Thomas Randle December 16, 2018
Get the High~pothesismug.