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The knight of boils.
This medieval dude got his name (Sir Lancelot)... because he had to lance so many of his own boils!!!
by Major Thomas Randle September 25, 2018
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After the last general and then secretaries in the cabinet have been literally forced out of doing their jobs to focus upon a border fence. The only meaningful job must be at the Department of The-fence!!!
by Major Thomas Randle December 26, 2018
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by Major Thomas Randle March 17, 2019
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by Major Thomas Randle December 3, 2018
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Doggies are all so wonderful because they use DOGORITHIMS vs. people’s algorithms. The systems are less complex; but impossible to refuse or surprise anyone.
by Major Thomas Randle January 8, 2019
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by Major Thomas Randle March 17, 2019
Get the Readtoric mug.I am HALF-FUL that the weather will improve. But certainly not depending upon it more than 50-50 chance.
by Major Thomas Randle September 20, 2018
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