Major Thomas Randle's definitions

Kinda-Rific

Something that is not terrific nor negative. Just okay.

My raise was just KINDA-RIFIC due to the cost of living these days.

by Major Thomas Randle September 13, 2018

IVS

Irritable Vowel Syndrome. Trouble with using the letters (a,e,i,o,u.....); and sadly, sometimes y.

The guy has great ideas but can’t write well because of his IVS. Always using the wrong vowels without spellcheck!

by Major Thomas Randle March 15, 2019

STRESSURE

The intense feeling of both: serious pressure and stress. Conflation of stress and pressure.

Because this job interview was more than just stressful; but included the real pressure for the decent salary... it has become a flat out STRESSURE!!!

by Major Thomas Randle December 3, 2018

Metronomical

A charateristic of people who are methodical and dependable. A trait that very productive people posess. Applicable to all things... including the metronome.

My wife is amazing partially because of her METRONOMICAL abilities which allow her to do many different things; on time and precise.

by Major Thomas Randle September 15, 2018

NOPEST

The opposite of ‘dopest’. Something that is either uninteresting or wrong.

Due to conspiracy theories and poor attempts to reach a younger audience; the speaker was in reality the NOPEST lecturer ever!

by Major Thomas Randle November 18, 2018

WIS-DUMB

The opposite of ‘wisdom’; unwise, ignorance and very very DUMB!

The sad thing is that dude thinks he is spreading his ‘wisdom’... but is actually just yapping WIS-DUMB!

by Major Thomas Randle December 2, 2018

VIAGDERALL

The Russian drug that combines Viagra, Adderall, Vodka, Tanning Spray, Mind Control and small hands... which is supplied to Trump by (VP™ Collusion Pharmacology Labs).

It took me a while... but it’s the Russian made VIAGDERALL pills (that Trump takes daily ); which is the ‘dope’ that Putin has on this president. Side effects include everything!

by Major Thomas Randle July 22, 2018