Major Thomas Randle's definitions

IVS

Irritable Vowel Syndrome. Trouble with using the letters (a,e,i,o,u.....); and sadly, sometimes y.

The guy has great ideas but can’t write well because of his IVS. Always using the wrong vowels without spellcheck!

by Major Thomas Randle March 15, 2019

Sir Lancelot

The knight of boils.

This medieval dude got his name (Sir Lancelot)... because he had to lance so many of his own boils!!!

by Major Thomas Randle September 25, 2018

At the end... it is.

The combination of: ‘At the end of the day’; and ‘It is what it is’. Therefore summing up the entire response to everything that ever happens with no obvious answer.

Although we may never know the reason for anything (ever);

AT THE END... IT IS.

by Major Thomas Randle July 22, 2018

Ununique

Something that is not unique and is lacking original or enlightening thoughts.

Everything about the boring concept was UNUNIQUE because it had no original style nor concept.

by Major Thomas Randle July 20, 2018

It is what it ain’t

The unfortunate reality that things are not what they seem to be. The correction of ‘it is what it is’.

As I live longer I reply to people who tell me: ‘It is what it is’; with ‘It is what it ain’t’ because I am not able to deny and therefore imply agreement.

by Major Thomas Randle September 17, 2018

Mirror-Error

The fact about the nature of a reflection in which everything is distorted. Even the mirror that is not technically designed to produce incorrect information... the ‘exact’ reflection is the reverse reality.

I am falling deeper into the ‘Mirror-Error’ mentality of not trusting so many things and concepts that I never questioned before.

by Major Thomas Randle September 12, 2018

You-nique

The reality of every person being totally unique and an existentialist singular life. Beyond phenotypes and groupings.

One reason why it’s so hard for people to truly agree upon things is found in our YOU-NIQUE nature. Whereby each individual is far more singular than the whole; yet aspires to be part of everything.

by Major Thomas Randle March 16, 2019