by Major Thomas Randle June 15, 2020

A charateristic of people who are methodical and dependable. A trait that very productive people posess. Applicable to all things... including the metronome.
My wife is amazing partially because of her METRONOMICAL abilities which allow her to do many different things; on time and precise.
by Major Thomas Randle September 15, 2018

by Major Thomas Randle September 13, 2018

The combination of: ‘At the end of the day’; and ‘It is what it is’. Therefore summing up the entire response to everything that ever happens with no obvious answer.
by Major Thomas Randle July 22, 2018

The unfortunate reality that things are not what they seem to be. The correction of ‘it is what it is’.
As I live longer I reply to people who tell me: ‘It is what it is’; with ‘It is what it ain’t’ because I am not able to deny and therefore imply agreement.
by Major Thomas Randle September 17, 2018

The legal agreement which allows Santa Claus to enter people’s home and not be prosecuted for (breaking and entering). This clause includes chimneys and magic stuff we don’t know about.
The ‘Santa Clause’ is actually a legal agreement that has been understood in a ‘quid pro quo’ context; wherein Santa is welcomed for many reasons... but it’s really the presents and his cool outfit!
by Major Thomas Randle December 04, 2018

If (or when) the proposed ‘Border Wall’ is built... it will be more of a PICKET FENCE; because of all the protests and picketing!
by Major Thomas Randle March 18, 2019
