Major Thomas Randle's definitions

Sir Lancelot

The knight of boils.

This medieval dude got his name (Sir Lancelot)... because he had to lance so many of his own boils!!!

by Major Thomas Randle September 25, 2018

STRESSURE

The intense feeling of both: serious pressure and stress. Conflation of stress and pressure.

Because this job interview was more than just stressful; but included the real pressure for the decent salary... it has become a flat out STRESSURE!!!

by Major Thomas Randle December 3, 2018

Dogorithims

The algorithms that dogs use for solving problems (e.g.: finding food, getting tummy scratches, finding food, licking correctly, being lovable, finding food).

Doggies are all so wonderful because they use DOGORITHIMS vs. people’s algorithms. The systems are less complex; but impossible to refuse or surprise anyone.

by Major Thomas Randle January 8, 2019

Cam-splaining

Political candidates who must try to explain negative or questionable actions from their past.

It was a very short time before he had to stop campaigning and start
CAM-SPLAINING the unacceptable things done in years past.

by Major Thomas Randle February 6, 2019

Nano-Text

A very short text message; usually with very few characters or words.

My friend has a terrible smartphone plan that forces him to reply to my long texts with NANO-TEXT replies; which I never understand!

by Major Thomas Randle January 22, 2019

Amateur-Biotic

A ‘probiotic aid’ that doesn’t work well for you; and others who expected immediate results.

I think my probiotic is actually an AMATEUR-BIOTIC because it has not worked well for my system.

by Major Thomas Randle September 19, 2018

CLONEGRESS

The phenotypes of men and women in Congress. Especially when describing the current Senators. Even the 2 parties are specifically different (Phenotype).

Specially the Senators seem like they are morphing into the same person. But all of CLONEGRESS is filled with tons of politicians that are impossible to remember and there are only 2 for each State. I often think I am listening to some chairman of the.... and then the same looking guy is in a totally different position.

by Major Thomas Randle October 16, 2018