Major Thomas Randle's definitions

Brilli-ain’t

A person who believes that he is brilliant; but sadly... he ain’t!

It’s embarrassing being around the guy because he is so brilli-ain’t. The arrogance and ignorance is painful.

by Major Thomas Randle July 22, 2018

Quid-Pro-No

The opposite of ‘guid pro quo’: in which there is no (equal or any)return of similar value or action from person to person.

After the massive amount of financial help I gave him; with a ‘guid pro quo’ expectation... I haven’t gotten anything from this dude. He didn’t seem like a ‘Quid-Pro-No’!!!!

by Major Thomas Randle September 20, 2018

IVS

Irritable Vowel Syndrome. Trouble with using the letters (a,e,i,o,u.....); and sadly, sometimes y.

The guy has great ideas but can’t write well because of his IVS. Always using the wrong vowels without spellcheck!

by Major Thomas Randle March 15, 2019

Sir Lancelot

The knight of boils.

This medieval dude got his name (Sir Lancelot)... because he had to lance so many of his own boils!!!

by Major Thomas Randle September 25, 2018

WIS-DUMB

The opposite of ‘wisdom’; unwise, ignorance and very very DUMB!

The sad thing is that dude thinks he is spreading his ‘wisdom’... but is actually just yapping WIS-DUMB!

by Major Thomas Randle December 2, 2018

NOPEST

The opposite of ‘dopest’. Something that is either uninteresting or wrong.

Due to conspiracy theories and poor attempts to reach a younger audience; the speaker was in reality the NOPEST lecturer ever!

by Major Thomas Randle November 18, 2018

Metronomical

A charateristic of people who are methodical and dependable. A trait that very productive people posess. Applicable to all things... including the metronome.

My wife is amazing partially because of her METRONOMICAL abilities which allow her to do many different things; on time and precise.

by Major Thomas Randle September 15, 2018