3 definitions by Machiavelli
1. To make moist; to moisten oneself or another person.
2. The act or process of making moist; to become moist.
2. The act or process of making moist; to become moist.
by Machiavelli June 1, 2005
"Sure being a high school teacher is about as good as working in a cubicle, but at least I get tax deductions for target practice on the range."
by Machiavelli August 30, 2003
1) An undervalued being, typically possessing low to no self-esteem, whom attempts to validate her existence by subjecting her spawn to meaningless activities and structure, often vandalizing her own vehicle, home and/or office space with memorabilia in an attempt to show others that she has not yet died.
2) A time bomb waiting to detonate in a therapist's office or a grocery check-out line after finding her double off coupon is no longer valid.
2) A time bomb waiting to detonate in a therapist's office or a grocery check-out line after finding her double off coupon is no longer valid.
by Machiavelli August 30, 2003