8 definitions by MacaroniMan
1. A potato that has gone through the process of teleportation
2. A very very uncommon term for one's buttocks.
2. A very very uncommon term for one's buttocks.
"Dude this potato tastes a little gamma-rayish." "Yeah it's a portato"
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SHAKE YOUR PORTATO!!
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SHAKE YOUR PORTATO!!
by MacaroniMan April 29, 2011
1. An Eastern Native American word meaning "big and deep", which they named a bay after. These partcular Native Americans were stupid, because Chaptico Bay is obviously small and shallow, as anyone would say who's seen it.
2. The name of a town in Southern Maryland that is isolated and kind of a hidden place you're unlikely to stumble across unless seeking a hunting or fishing trip. Characterized by two types of people: the emo ones that want to hide from the world and be with nature...and the rednecks who invite everyone to a party at their house, ruining the silence of life.
2. The name of a town in Southern Maryland that is isolated and kind of a hidden place you're unlikely to stumble across unless seeking a hunting or fishing trip. Characterized by two types of people: the emo ones that want to hide from the world and be with nature...and the rednecks who invite everyone to a party at their house, ruining the silence of life.
1. Person 1: Hey let's go back to the Chaptico Bay to jetski! I hear it's big and deep.
Person 2: FALSE they lie. You'll hit a sandbar and fly off.
2. Person 1: Wow Chaptico is so nice, and there's no traffic or teenagers on skateboards, or black people yelling, or--
Person 2: HEY EVERYONE LETS HAVE A CHAPTICO PARTY WOOOOOO!
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Person 2: FALSE they lie. You'll hit a sandbar and fly off.
2. Person 1: Wow Chaptico is so nice, and there's no traffic or teenagers on skateboards, or black people yelling, or--
Person 2: HEY EVERYONE LETS HAVE A CHAPTICO PARTY WOOOOOO!
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by MacaroniMan May 28, 2011
Girl 1: Look at mi in dis pic guyyyzzz no makup or editing!!
Girl 2: Ur ugly whore omg duckfaces r soooo gross :/
Girl 3: Girl 2, why do you always have to Instagrate?
Girl 2: Ur ugly whore omg duckfaces r soooo gross :/
Girl 3: Girl 2, why do you always have to Instagrate?
by MacaroniMan January 14, 2013
by MacaroniMan July 5, 2011
1. A hybrid of the pokemon Dratini and Charmander. It usually has a body and face shaped like a Charmander, and the blue color and balls on the tail like Dratini. It's reverse form would be a Chartini.
2. A compound of the words "Drama" and "Ender"
2. A compound of the words "Drama" and "Ender"
1. Pokebreeder: Hey kid did you know if you put a Charmander and a Dratini in daycare it gives you a Dramander? ...Well too bad it doesn't really.
2. The moderator sorted out our problems right away, what a great dramander!
2. The moderator sorted out our problems right away, what a great dramander!
by MacaroniMan July 3, 2011
Friend 1: Look at the pretty seagulls, hey let's feed this bread to-- *PLOP
Friend 2: OHHH you just got a Bird Bomb!!
Friend 2: OHHH you just got a Bird Bomb!!
by MacaroniMan August 21, 2011
by MacaroniMan June 11, 2011