14 definitions by MPG

land of soy milk and cruelty-free honey

Los Angeles; where you can get anyhting you need, especially for your dietary neuroses.

I can't wait to get over the Cajon pass: we'll be in the land of soy milk and cruelty-free honey!

by MPG May 5, 2004

white kwame

a guy who is second-placed through association with teammates with poor ethics, who happens to be caucasian.

man, I'm soooo sorry that happened to you. her actions made you the white kwame.

by MPG May 5, 2004

pandeism

the moast awesome religion that states that God set the universe into motion by becoming the universe.

universe = god

"yo, homies, you guys want to go the the unitarian sermon on campus tonite?"

"nah, G, i'm all 'Pandeism' now."

"'Pandeism?'"

"Yeah, boyeeeeee, God set it into motion, and he is what's in motion."

"man, you b the one with the emotion."

by MPG June 26, 2006

white omarosa

like omarosa, but caucasian.

yo, you lie so much and got the white kwame kicked off, you are sooo totally the white omarosa

by MPG May 5, 2004

blackistan

imaginary location, where neocon fantasy has created an african-islamic-terrorist trifecta that can be used to justify patriot act III

(from state of the union address 2005)

"that's why I sent our marines over to blackistan, to find osama bling ladin and bring him to justice."

(wild applause)

by MPG May 5, 2004

McSpeak

the act of placing 'Mc' in front of common words, imitating the McDonald's linguistic style

yo, McBack up the McTruck! you McMissed the MacDonald's drive thru, you McMoron!

by MPG May 6, 2004

osama bling ladin

a madd iced-out tear-wrist leader with phat scrilla

yo u so iced out u look like osama bling ladin.

by MPG December 22, 2004