MCLCLCNCJCOC123's definitions

shed

A man's large belly that protrudes outwards providing a 'shed' for his genitals.

*middle aged man with a large beer belly walks into the living room in his boxers having just got out of bed*

'Look at that belly, you're starting to get a shed there'

*affectionately rubs and pats the big belly that covers man's genitals*

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 October 6, 2016

paunch

A large belly or gut that sticks out, particularly on a man and hangs over his boxers.

*middle aged man with a large hairy belly walks into the living room in his boxers having just got out of bed*

'Look at that belly, you're starting to get a paunch on that gut'

*affectionately rubs and pats the big hairy belly while making fun of the man for his oversized gut*

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 October 6, 2016

Timber

Fat, weight. Especially referring to men.

‘Wow, you’ve gained some timber on your belly!’ (I.e. they have a big belly.)

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 November 22, 2018

Semi-Sagging

When a guy wears the waistband of his boxers above the waistline of his trousers. Then, whenever the guy’s shirt rides up/he stretches, the waistband of his boxers is visible.

This differs from normal sagging in that a guy does not wear his trousers lower than usual, rather he wears his boxers slightly higher, covering some of his stomach.

“Oh, did you see Connor semi-sagging earlier? He’s wearing his Calvin Klein’s today”

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 October 12, 2018

Shirt-lifter

When a guy repeatedly lifts up his shirt for no apparent reason, other than to show off his stomach or the waistband of his boxers.

“Oh, he’s such a shirt-lifter, he’s always got his belly out!”

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 October 13, 2018

Water barrel

Referring to a man with a belly - especially with a rounded beer gut.

“You’ ve grown yourself a bit of a water barrel haven’t you mate?!”

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 October 13, 2018

Garden path

Refer’s to a man’s ‘happy trail’ or lower belly hair. Especially on a teenage boy whose garden path is just beginning to grow.

*teenage boy takes his shirt off*

‘Look at that garden path you’re growing on your belly’

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 October 20, 2018