5 definitions by MC Hammer

wook

A want to be "gook" or Vietnamese. Like a want to be Gangster would be tagged with the term "wangsta"

"GOLLY JEEPERS, look at that wook... he should just cut himself for fraggin' my Pa in 'nam."

by MC Hammer July 7, 2003

by MC Hammer July 21, 2004

when a guy and girl are dancing and the guy puts his woody in the girls ass

by MC Hammer March 16, 2005

an incredibly annoying series of texts that either

a) could have been condensed in a single text
b) are closely timed and repetitive

God Damn it. I gave Debby my phone number and now she has been hammertexting me for the last hour asking where I am. Avoiding Debby, that's where.

by MC Hammer February 21, 2012

Breasts which display bologna-like properties. The said breasts may be male or female.

Man I'd like to stick those bologna tits between to slabs of bread with some mothafuckin' mayo.

by MC Hammer December 4, 2003