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Crotch buffet: Usually a term used in a orgy setting where all participants freely and with out hesitation will orally perform fellatio or cunnilingus during or shortly after and before penetration sex out of any and all orifices. Ass to mouth then to pussy then to mouth then back in ass then into another willing and waiting mouth of another etc etc: Swapping partners and crotches with out discrimination but with enthusiastic fervor. Not common amongst groups less than 3 participants but can be done between 2 people.
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The swingers party was awesome with crotch buffets in every room along with a glory hole for the shy ones.
by LuvH8Luv April 7, 2022
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Derived from the word tidy and lap
lap-un-tie-duss
Derived from the word tidy and lap
lap-un-tie-duss
After cramming for my art project 's final assignment last night, I ended up with lapuntidus. Took me nearly 5 minutes to clear everything off my lap and around my chair before I could even stand up.
by LuvH8Luv October 27, 2015
Get the lapuntidus mug.Snap back pussy : when a mother of multiple kids still has a tight vagina to not only accommodate large penis but can also satisfy the sub standard to average sized penis with a snug tight fit. Usually a term used shortly after giving birth to child to describe a MiLF’s vagina in complementary way.
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Im the luckiest man I know. My wife is not only beautiful smart and fun. Shes a great mother plus after giving me 4 great looking kids. Her snap back pussy feels better than ever! Its why we have 4 kids together.
by LuvH8Luv March 12, 2022
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Also known as an ahab spirit, is biblical origins relating to the jezebel spirit.
Simply put an ahab is what you would call a man who is controlled by a woman to assist in her own agenda. Which is generally a wicked agenda. Often a man in power is manipulated by this woman thru sex control. Which can ultimately make a once respectable trustworthy stand up man of his word become unreasonable, disappointing, scandalous misleading back stabber type of a man. That can create turmoil for people who they associate with whether it be in business or personal relations.
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Also known as an ahab spirit, is biblical origins relating to the jezebel spirit.
Simply put an ahab is what you would call a man who is controlled by a woman to assist in her own agenda. Which is generally a wicked agenda. Often a man in power is manipulated by this woman thru sex control. Which can ultimately make a once respectable trustworthy stand up man of his word become unreasonable, disappointing, scandalous misleading back stabber type of a man. That can create turmoil for people who they associate with whether it be in business or personal relations.
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After being let down again by my friend when he gave me his word that he would hold his end of the agreement up. I soon realized that he has been spellbound by his girlfriend rendering him totally unreliable and his tunnel vision has led him into a dark place. I’m sure he has been overtaken by an a’hab spirit.
Example 2 :
When a mutual friend asked if our buddy steve was coming with us on our yearly camping trip , I said that Steve had to ask his girlfriend again . The mutual friend then stated in a disappointed tone of voice , “man, our buddy is an a’hab now. He ain’t coming unless his girlfriend’s got something to gain from it!” Then I thought is that’s the reason why nobody likes Steve’s girlfriend but for whatever strange reason wouldn’t mind having sex with her if the chance would arise? Dangerous energy for sure. We must all be on guard when a woman like that is in our group. Or fall victim and become an ahab too.
Example 2 :
When a mutual friend asked if our buddy steve was coming with us on our yearly camping trip , I said that Steve had to ask his girlfriend again . The mutual friend then stated in a disappointed tone of voice , “man, our buddy is an a’hab now. He ain’t coming unless his girlfriend’s got something to gain from it!” Then I thought is that’s the reason why nobody likes Steve’s girlfriend but for whatever strange reason wouldn’t mind having sex with her if the chance would arise? Dangerous energy for sure. We must all be on guard when a woman like that is in our group. Or fall victim and become an ahab too.
by LuvH8Luv December 9, 2022
Get the a’hab mug.Luv H8 Luv ; screen name of Gen X who began websites in the adult movie industry focused on member participation with movie and scene ratings. Often leaving an actual commentary review like siskel and ebert would for mainstream Hollywood films but instead for porn. Its been said LuvH8Luv’s is credited to tapping into the serious and objective porn enthusiast community. He is also known for the following screen names. NewLevel , aNew Level, PornCritic1, The 1, and Voyeur Andy, though theres been debate about if his name is even Andy at all. You can find several of his coined phrases here on urban dictionary as well. His name stems from a ‘Alice in Chains’ song from the bands first record ‘FaceLift’ and has fit his reputation thus far since the porn community within the industry and fan base alike have a mixed and quite divided opinion of LubH8Luv’s often edgy always strongly opinionated and informative but witty reviews. You either hate the guy or love his writing style. Video Box and its affiliates have given him full access to all sites during launch and was essential to getting new members involved with in the review and comment section . Now its a normal aspect for most sites . A truly crafty pioneer in this field.
Submitted by: the ‘No Jack hammers society’ and ‘the adult movie guild of euro nations against excessive man moans in porn
Submitted by: the ‘No Jack hammers society’ and ‘the adult movie guild of euro nations against excessive man moans in porn
LuvH8Luv is what most would feel after watching porn. Felt good during but a sense of guilt and self hatred of shame would come over yourself much like how the girl must feel at the end or even during a bukake party. Either loved it or hated it.
by LuvH8Luv October 26, 2022
Get the luvh8luv mug.JackdHammer : A.K.A : To have been jackdhammerd to be a jackdhammer.
A Term first popularized by PornCritic1 in his reviews on adult triple x movies. Term is used to describe what PornCritic1 absolutely hated in porn and someone he would kick off the porn set if the act of jackhammering was used by male performers regardless of directive given.
Jackhammers , is used to describe a style of fornication that is male dominant, as the man would vigorously and aggressively plow, or jackhammer the female. Along with the constant in out in out , slamming pelvic to pelvic , groin to groin. At a feverish pace. And to make matters even more bothersome, the man would also completely monopolize the female’s movement by holding her still in place as he jackhammered away without thought or care of the viewers watching or the female he is plowing thru. With the really bad jackhammers also would hold the females head in place as he would also jackhammer her mouth during fellatio. Theres even a anti jackhammer guild committee. Who are also against excessive man moans in porn.
Groups like them are needed to safe guard porn cause most porn fans are generally men(at least back then it was) men dont want to see another man’s balls flopping up and down and pumping frantically like a malfunctioning robot moaning while he is jackhammering. Cause watching a female’s body move and watching the female’s skills must be showcased as it deserves. Jackhammers prevent that.
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A Term first popularized by PornCritic1 in his reviews on adult triple x movies. Term is used to describe what PornCritic1 absolutely hated in porn and someone he would kick off the porn set if the act of jackhammering was used by male performers regardless of directive given.
Jackhammers , is used to describe a style of fornication that is male dominant, as the man would vigorously and aggressively plow, or jackhammer the female. Along with the constant in out in out , slamming pelvic to pelvic , groin to groin. At a feverish pace. And to make matters even more bothersome, the man would also completely monopolize the female’s movement by holding her still in place as he jackhammered away without thought or care of the viewers watching or the female he is plowing thru. With the really bad jackhammers also would hold the females head in place as he would also jackhammer her mouth during fellatio. Theres even a anti jackhammer guild committee. Who are also against excessive man moans in porn.
Groups like them are needed to safe guard porn cause most porn fans are generally men(at least back then it was) men dont want to see another man’s balls flopping up and down and pumping frantically like a malfunctioning robot moaning while he is jackhammering. Cause watching a female’s body move and watching the female’s skills must be showcased as it deserves. Jackhammers prevent that.
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My girlfriend told me her first experience with sex was horrible. When I asked her why, she said it was because the guy was a jackhammer. I knew exactly what she was talking about since I use to be one of them types in bed. I then told her I was sorry she was jackdHammerd and glad it wasnt me who gave her that experience. But i must admit. I have some female victims out there from my jackdhammer past.
There is a time and place for jackhammering and a porn set nor a deflowering of a virgin is not one of those times.
There is a time and place for jackhammering and a porn set nor a deflowering of a virgin is not one of those times.
by LuvH8Luv November 14, 2022
Get the jackdhammer mug.Pube digger : is a big pointy nose often with a slight downward hook at tip of nose. on a female who is known to give good oral sex. Used to describe a girl who isn’t much to look at but gives incredible oral sex deep throating and smashing her big nose into the pubic hairs as she goes down and up like she’s digging for pubic hairs with her nose. Can be taken as an insult or a compliment depending on the context it’s used in or how sensitive one is to their big nose which is often the 1st thing that people notice.
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When trying to find my blind date my friend has set me up with, all I could see was her very witch like nose. All it needed was a mole on it to be witch worthy. But instead of being discouraged by the sight. I kept optimistic that by the end of evening she would be a talented Pube digger.
by LuvH8Luv December 8, 2022
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