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When one's lap becomes over crowded with random things from multitasking while sitting in same spot for extended period of time.
Derived from the word tidy and lap
lap-un-tie-duss
Derived from the word tidy and lap
lap-un-tie-duss
After cramming for my art project 's final assignment last night, I ended up with lapuntidus. Took me nearly 5 minutes to clear everything off my lap and around my chair before I could even stand up.
by LuvH8Luv October 27, 2015
Get the lapuntidus mug.Pube digger : is a big pointy nose often with a slight downward hook at tip of nose. on a female who is known to give good oral sex. Used to describe a girl who isn’t much to look at but gives incredible oral sex deep throating and smashing her big nose into the pubic hairs as she goes down and up like she’s digging for pubic hairs with her nose. Can be taken as an insult or a compliment depending on the context it’s used in or how sensitive one is to their big nose which is often the 1st thing that people notice.
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When trying to find my blind date my friend has set me up with, all I could see was her very witch like nose. All it needed was a mole on it to be witch worthy. But instead of being discouraged by the sight. I kept optimistic that by the end of evening she would be a talented Pube digger.
by LuvH8Luv December 8, 2022
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Also known as an ahab spirit, is biblical origins relating to the jezebel spirit.
Simply put an ahab is what you would call a man who is controlled by a woman to assist in her own agenda. Which is generally a wicked agenda. Often a man in power is manipulated by this woman thru sex control. Which can ultimately make a once respectable trustworthy stand up man of his word become unreasonable, disappointing, scandalous misleading back stabber type of a man. That can create turmoil for people who they associate with whether it be in business or personal relations.
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Also known as an ahab spirit, is biblical origins relating to the jezebel spirit.
Simply put an ahab is what you would call a man who is controlled by a woman to assist in her own agenda. Which is generally a wicked agenda. Often a man in power is manipulated by this woman thru sex control. Which can ultimately make a once respectable trustworthy stand up man of his word become unreasonable, disappointing, scandalous misleading back stabber type of a man. That can create turmoil for people who they associate with whether it be in business or personal relations.
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After being let down again by my friend when he gave me his word that he would hold his end of the agreement up. I soon realized that he has been spellbound by his girlfriend rendering him totally unreliable and his tunnel vision has led him into a dark place. I’m sure he has been overtaken by an a’hab spirit.
Example 2 :
When a mutual friend asked if our buddy steve was coming with us on our yearly camping trip , I said that Steve had to ask his girlfriend again . The mutual friend then stated in a disappointed tone of voice , “man, our buddy is an a’hab now. He ain’t coming unless his girlfriend’s got something to gain from it!” Then I thought is that’s the reason why nobody likes Steve’s girlfriend but for whatever strange reason wouldn’t mind having sex with her if the chance would arise? Dangerous energy for sure. We must all be on guard when a woman like that is in our group. Or fall victim and become an ahab too.
Example 2 :
When a mutual friend asked if our buddy steve was coming with us on our yearly camping trip , I said that Steve had to ask his girlfriend again . The mutual friend then stated in a disappointed tone of voice , “man, our buddy is an a’hab now. He ain’t coming unless his girlfriend’s got something to gain from it!” Then I thought is that’s the reason why nobody likes Steve’s girlfriend but for whatever strange reason wouldn’t mind having sex with her if the chance would arise? Dangerous energy for sure. We must all be on guard when a woman like that is in our group. Or fall victim and become an ahab too.
by LuvH8Luv December 9, 2022
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Self explanatory. An under represented category in adult movie industry. Came to popularity when the rise of excessive huge penis porn flooded the industry. And comments and reviews of porn scenes with standard normal sized male performers would be shamed by internet trolls. When men start to shame other men for their penis size like they were in grade school or just to be insinuating they have a big one and know how to use it and act like huge dicks are the only dicks that woman seek and want is absurdly unrealistic and only represents a small percentage of woman known as size queens. The counter culture to the big penis agenda in porn industry started to form and presents the bottom line fact that everyone needs love. No matter race ethnic background , gender, over weight , dwarf, big or small. That even little dicks need love too. LDNLT Often pronounced like “”Liv’d -La’nit” . Community believes that you have got what you got, and must make the best of it and live with it and not nit pick thru life based on unrealistic expectations.
Self explanatory. An under represented category in adult movie industry. Came to popularity when the rise of excessive huge penis porn flooded the industry. And comments and reviews of porn scenes with standard normal sized male performers would be shamed by internet trolls. When men start to shame other men for their penis size like they were in grade school or just to be insinuating they have a big one and know how to use it and act like huge dicks are the only dicks that woman seek and want is absurdly unrealistic and only represents a small percentage of woman known as size queens. The counter culture to the big penis agenda in porn industry started to form and presents the bottom line fact that everyone needs love. No matter race ethnic background , gender, over weight , dwarf, big or small. That even little dicks need love too. LDNLT Often pronounced like “”Liv’d -La’nit” . Community believes that you have got what you got, and must make the best of it and live with it and not nit pick thru life based on unrealistic expectations.
If people would be more focused on providing pleasure to their partner and not be jaded by porn industry they would not only be happier and realize if expectations are based in fantasy then being disappointed will be the norm. Little Dicks Need Love Too and if given the chance the LDNLT would prove very capable of providing pleasure . Unless of course you are a narrow minded size queen cocksnob who’s only skill in bed is to be plowed by jackhammer and become a lazy worthless cavernous fuck Slut that should be in a donkey show south of the border instead of a woman with sexual allure and prowess worth a man’s attention.
by LuvH8Luv December 9, 2022
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In regards to a very promiscuous and slutty female. Who has had sexual encounters with just about everyone in the city. Or wouldn’t have a problem attempting to. Everyone gets a turn. Just like a door knob at the city hall.
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In regards to a very promiscuous and slutty female. Who has had sexual encounters with just about everyone in the city. Or wouldn’t have a problem attempting to. Everyone gets a turn. Just like a door knob at the city hall.
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When asking my friend if that hot Slut Jaclyn would be at the swingers party. He told me that she had become the city hall door knob the last he heard. And from that risky lifestyle ended up giving a turn to the wrong guy who then turned her out as a prostitute. The pimp soon realized she wasn’t a good earner since she was so use to giving it out for free and given her history with bedding down with nearly all the residents in the city , at one point in time or another without ever asking the guy for money. There wasn’t a single man who was willing to pay for a dirty town bike which they have all ridden for free. What a shame I thought. Cause she was fun and good to look at. Guess It is a Fine line between a fun ho. And a dumb and ruined one.
by LuvH8Luv December 27, 2022
Get the city hall door knob mug.Soul Nerve disease: Is the literal translation from Mandarin Chinese to English . Has been commonly used by 2nd to 3rd generation Chinese Americans born in the states. In the Mandarin Chinese language, it is primarily used when describing a person who has severe mental instabilities like insane or crazy pronounced shun- jing.bing. But in America when translated its used for people whom have personality disorders that are generally untreatable. Example would be calling someone who is a malignant narcissist someone who is suffering from a severe case of soul nerve disease.
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When asking my friend, who has been in a toxic relationship , how everything was going. He said, that he finally realized he had to leave his girlfriend before he gets totally drained by her soul nerve diseased manipulative ways. Which was a relief for me and all other friends to hear. Cause that girl was a jezebel spirit if there ever was one.
by LuvH8Luv October 24, 2022
Get the soul nerve disease mug.Luv H8 Luv ; screen name of Gen X who began websites in the adult movie industry focused on member participation with movie and scene ratings. Often leaving an actual commentary review like siskel and ebert would for mainstream Hollywood films but instead for porn. Its been said LuvH8Luv’s is credited to tapping into the serious and objective porn enthusiast community. He is also known for the following screen names. NewLevel , aNew Level, PornCritic1, The 1, and Voyeur Andy, though theres been debate about if his name is even Andy at all. You can find several of his coined phrases here on urban dictionary as well. His name stems from a ‘Alice in Chains’ song from the bands first record ‘FaceLift’ and has fit his reputation thus far since the porn community within the industry and fan base alike have a mixed and quite divided opinion of LubH8Luv’s often edgy always strongly opinionated and informative but witty reviews. You either hate the guy or love his writing style. Video Box and its affiliates have given him full access to all sites during launch and was essential to getting new members involved with in the review and comment section . Now its a normal aspect for most sites . A truly crafty pioneer in this field.
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Submitted by: the ‘No Jack hammers society’ and ‘the adult movie guild of euro nations against excessive man moans in porn
LuvH8Luv is what most would feel after watching porn. Felt good during but a sense of guilt and self hatred of shame would come over yourself much like how the girl must feel at the end or even during a bukake party. Either loved it or hated it.
by LuvH8Luv October 26, 2022
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