When one's lap becomes over crowded with random things from multitasking while sitting in same spot for extended period of time.
Derived from the word tidy and lap
lap-un-tie-duss
Derived from the word tidy and lap
lap-un-tie-duss
After cramming for my art project 's final assignment last night, I ended up with lapuntidus. Took me nearly 5 minutes to clear everything off my lap and around my chair before I could even stand up.
by LuvH8Luv October 27, 2015
Get the lapuntidusmug. Soul Nerve disease: Is the literal translation from Mandarin Chinese to English . Has been commonly used by 2nd to 3rd generation Chinese Americans born in the states. In the Mandarin Chinese language, it is primarily used when describing a person who has severe mental instabilities like insane or crazy pronounced shun- jing.bing. But in America when translated its used for people whom have personality disorders that are generally untreatable. Example would be calling someone who is a malignant narcissist someone who is suffering from a severe case of soul nerve disease.
Submitted by LuvH8Luv
Submitted by LuvH8Luv
When asking my friend, who has been in a toxic relationship , how everything was going. He said, that he finally realized he had to leave his girlfriend before he gets totally drained by her soul nerve diseased manipulative ways. Which was a relief for me and all other friends to hear. Cause that girl was a jezebel spirit if there ever was one.
by LuvH8Luv October 24, 2022
Get the soul nerve diseasemug. Amburnt: when a person needs to take better care of their own well being in just about every aspect of their life. From years of not legitimately suffering thru life’s issues and learning from them. But instead they cope with trauma by using drugs or alcohol. Generally a word used for addicts of meth who haven't had a healthy amount of sleep which makes them unreasonable with false sense of entitlement and delusions of grandeur amongst many other poor human characteristics. Word is believed to have been 1st used by frustrated people who were friends with a female named Amber , who had severe personality disorder plus drug addict. Also hasn't had a healthy nor meaningful relationship ever due to reasons mentioned above but not limited to those reasons.
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Submitted by LuvH8Luv
I’m so tired of being stuck with a malignant narcissist who is constantly creating turmoil and provoking me to defend my good nature only to be gaslighted as if the problem she created is all my fault. I doubt more sleep, more care or even mental healthcare professional could maje her realize the errors of her ways. Can’t help someone who is that severely amburnt . I need to run the opposite direction from someone that toxic. If only there was a warning system for her type. I would issue a ‘Amburnt Alert’’ to warn others of her.
by LuvH8Luv November 07, 2022
Get the Amburntmug. Naygayer is a troll type who will disagree with anything thats not in lined with the Lesbian, gay, trans or any of the other variants of being queer and their agenda. Will vote thumbs down or not like anything thats not stroking their own ego. They will vote down or dislike even the most obvious of truths. Derived from the word naysayer.
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Submitted by Luvh8luv
Nothing worse than a pessimistic gay surfing the internet while still in the closet. They tend to be naygayers to anything I post or tweet just because i am representing masculinity and think the feminist movement is dangerous to the family structure.
by LuvH8Luv November 16, 2022
Get the naygayermug. Crotch buffet: Usually a term used in a orgy setting where all participants freely and with out hesitation will orally perform fellatio or cunnilingus during or shortly after and before penetration sex out of any and all orifices. Ass to mouth then to pussy then to mouth then back in ass then into another willing and waiting mouth of another etc etc: Swapping partners and crotches with out discrimination but with enthusiastic fervor. Not common amongst groups less than 3 participants but can be done between 2 people.
By LuvH8Luv
By LuvH8Luv
The swingers party was awesome with crotch buffets in every room along with a glory hole for the shy ones.
by LuvH8Luv April 07, 2022
Get the crotch buffetmug. Wander Poke :
Verb.
The act of purposely penetrating the anus during intercourse but claiming it was accidental . Often used as a method to gauge the sexual partners willingness or openness to having anal sex by the receiving partners reaction.
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Verb.
The act of purposely penetrating the anus during intercourse but claiming it was accidental . Often used as a method to gauge the sexual partners willingness or openness to having anal sex by the receiving partners reaction.
Submitted by LuvH8Luv
Wander poking has always been the best way to introduce the idea of anal sex to you girlfriend or wife. Wanna spice up things in the bedroom. Often words get in the way and all thats needed is a harmless wander poke to her ass to gauge her willingness to anal intercourse.
by LuvH8Luv March 10, 2022
Get the wander pokemug. JackdHammer : A.K.A : To have been jackdhammerd to be a jackdhammer.
A Term first popularized by PornCritic1 in his reviews on adult triple x movies. Term is used to describe what PornCritic1 absolutely hated in porn and someone he would kick off the porn set if the act of jackhammering was used by male performers regardless of directive given.
Jackhammers , is used to describe a style of fornication that is male dominant, as the man would vigorously and aggressively plow, or jackhammer the female. Along with the constant in out in out , slamming pelvic to pelvic , groin to groin. At a feverish pace. And to make matters even more bothersome, the man would also completely monopolize the female’s movement by holding her still in place as he jackhammered away without thought or care of the viewers watching or the female he is plowing thru. With the really bad jackhammers also would hold the females head in place as he would also jackhammer her mouth during fellatio. Theres even a anti jackhammer guild committee. Who are also against excessive man moans in porn.
Groups like them are needed to safe guard porn cause most porn fans are generally men(at least back then it was) men dont want to see another man’s balls flopping up and down and pumping frantically like a malfunctioning robot moaning while he is jackhammering. Cause watching a female’s body move and watching the female’s skills must be showcased as it deserves. Jackhammers prevent that.
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A Term first popularized by PornCritic1 in his reviews on adult triple x movies. Term is used to describe what PornCritic1 absolutely hated in porn and someone he would kick off the porn set if the act of jackhammering was used by male performers regardless of directive given.
Jackhammers , is used to describe a style of fornication that is male dominant, as the man would vigorously and aggressively plow, or jackhammer the female. Along with the constant in out in out , slamming pelvic to pelvic , groin to groin. At a feverish pace. And to make matters even more bothersome, the man would also completely monopolize the female’s movement by holding her still in place as he jackhammered away without thought or care of the viewers watching or the female he is plowing thru. With the really bad jackhammers also would hold the females head in place as he would also jackhammer her mouth during fellatio. Theres even a anti jackhammer guild committee. Who are also against excessive man moans in porn.
Groups like them are needed to safe guard porn cause most porn fans are generally men(at least back then it was) men dont want to see another man’s balls flopping up and down and pumping frantically like a malfunctioning robot moaning while he is jackhammering. Cause watching a female’s body move and watching the female’s skills must be showcased as it deserves. Jackhammers prevent that.
Submitted by LuvH8Luv
My girlfriend told me her first experience with sex was horrible. When I asked her why, she said it was because the guy was a jackhammer. I knew exactly what she was talking about since I use to be one of them types in bed. I then told her I was sorry she was jackdHammerd and glad it wasnt me who gave her that experience. But i must admit. I have some female victims out there from my jackdhammer past.
There is a time and place for jackhammering and a porn set nor a deflowering of a virgin is not one of those times.
There is a time and place for jackhammering and a porn set nor a deflowering of a virgin is not one of those times.
by LuvH8Luv November 14, 2022
Get the jackdhammermug.