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City Hall door knob: see definition for ‘town bike’
In regards to a very promiscuous and slutty female. Who has had sexual encounters with just about everyone in the city. Or wouldn’t have a problem attempting to. Everyone gets a turn. Just like a door knob at the city hall.
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In regards to a very promiscuous and slutty female. Who has had sexual encounters with just about everyone in the city. Or wouldn’t have a problem attempting to. Everyone gets a turn. Just like a door knob at the city hall.
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When asking my friend if that hot Slut Jaclyn would be at the swingers party. He told me that she had become the city hall door knob the last he heard. And from that risky lifestyle ended up giving a turn to the wrong guy who then turned her out as a prostitute. The pimp soon realized she wasn’t a good earner since she was so use to giving it out for free and given her history with bedding down with nearly all the residents in the city , at one point in time or another without ever asking the guy for money. There wasn’t a single man who was willing to pay for a dirty town bike which they have all ridden for free. What a shame I thought. Cause she was fun and good to look at. Guess It is a Fine line between a fun ho. And a dumb and ruined one.
by LuvH8Luv December 27, 2022
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Amburnt Alert is a system that if existed as suggested consist of a database of the names of people, who are at high risk of or already a full blown malignant narcissist and to further complicate the diagnosis of person, addiction and substance abuse is added to the mix. AKA “amburnt” .
Would be part of the background check if name of person was searched for online. If an amburnt alert is associated with profile. Many things can be avoided. Some have compared such a list or database to the sex offenders registry but far less misleading and more accurate when utilized for risk management .
Amburnt Alert is a system that if existed as suggested consist of a database of the names of people, who are at high risk of or already a full blown malignant narcissist and to further complicate the diagnosis of person, addiction and substance abuse is added to the mix. AKA “amburnt” .
Would be part of the background check if name of person was searched for online. If an amburnt alert is associated with profile. Many things can be avoided. Some have compared such a list or database to the sex offenders registry but far less misleading and more accurate when utilized for risk management .
When I ran a background check on my son’s new girlfriend’s name, I was relieved there were no amburnt alerts thus far associated with her. But as far as i can tell, she is exhibiting textbook characteristics of one. My wife then reminded me the amburnt alert system is only in its infant stage of existence . And that the real system is thru good parenting and sharing of how to spot and avoid the personality disorder. Which is taking the advice and warnings from experienced survivors who have had toxic relationships with the type.
by LuvH8Luv November 23, 2022
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Self explanatory. An under represented category in adult movie industry. Came to popularity when the rise of excessive huge penis porn flooded the industry. And comments and reviews of porn scenes with standard normal sized male performers would be shamed by internet trolls. When men start to shame other men for their penis size like they were in grade school or just to be insinuating they have a big one and know how to use it and act like huge dicks are the only dicks that woman seek and want is absurdly unrealistic and only represents a small percentage of woman known as size queens. The counter culture to the big penis agenda in porn industry started to form and presents the bottom line fact that everyone needs love. No matter race ethnic background , gender, over weight , dwarf, big or small. That even little dicks need love too. LDNLT Often pronounced like “”Liv’d -La’nit” . Community believes that you have got what you got, and must make the best of it and live with it and not nit pick thru life based on unrealistic expectations.
Self explanatory. An under represented category in adult movie industry. Came to popularity when the rise of excessive huge penis porn flooded the industry. And comments and reviews of porn scenes with standard normal sized male performers would be shamed by internet trolls. When men start to shame other men for their penis size like they were in grade school or just to be insinuating they have a big one and know how to use it and act like huge dicks are the only dicks that woman seek and want is absurdly unrealistic and only represents a small percentage of woman known as size queens. The counter culture to the big penis agenda in porn industry started to form and presents the bottom line fact that everyone needs love. No matter race ethnic background , gender, over weight , dwarf, big or small. That even little dicks need love too. LDNLT Often pronounced like “”Liv’d -La’nit” . Community believes that you have got what you got, and must make the best of it and live with it and not nit pick thru life based on unrealistic expectations.
If people would be more focused on providing pleasure to their partner and not be jaded by porn industry they would not only be happier and realize if expectations are based in fantasy then being disappointed will be the norm. Little Dicks Need Love Too and if given the chance the LDNLT would prove very capable of providing pleasure . Unless of course you are a narrow minded size queen cocksnob who’s only skill in bed is to be plowed by jackhammer and become a lazy worthless cavernous fuck Slut that should be in a donkey show south of the border instead of a woman with sexual allure and prowess worth a man’s attention.
by LuvH8Luv December 9, 2022
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Verb.
The act of purposely penetrating the anus during intercourse but claiming it was accidental . Often used as a method to gauge the sexual partners willingness or openness to having anal sex by the receiving partners reaction.
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Verb.
The act of purposely penetrating the anus during intercourse but claiming it was accidental . Often used as a method to gauge the sexual partners willingness or openness to having anal sex by the receiving partners reaction.
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Wander poking has always been the best way to introduce the idea of anal sex to you girlfriend or wife. Wanna spice up things in the bedroom. Often words get in the way and all thats needed is a harmless wander poke to her ass to gauge her willingness to anal intercourse.
by LuvH8Luv March 10, 2022
Get the wander poke mug.Pube digger : is a big pointy nose often with a slight downward hook at tip of nose. on a female who is known to give good oral sex. Used to describe a girl who isn’t much to look at but gives incredible oral sex deep throating and smashing her big nose into the pubic hairs as she goes down and up like she’s digging for pubic hairs with her nose. Can be taken as an insult or a compliment depending on the context it’s used in or how sensitive one is to their big nose which is often the 1st thing that people notice.
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When trying to find my blind date my friend has set me up with, all I could see was her very witch like nose. All it needed was a mole on it to be witch worthy. But instead of being discouraged by the sight. I kept optimistic that by the end of evening she would be a talented Pube digger.
by LuvH8Luv December 8, 2022
Get the pube digger mug.JackdHammer : A.K.A : To have been jackdhammerd to be a jackdhammer.
A Term first popularized by PornCritic1 in his reviews on adult triple x movies. Term is used to describe what PornCritic1 absolutely hated in porn and someone he would kick off the porn set if the act of jackhammering was used by male performers regardless of directive given.
Jackhammers , is used to describe a style of fornication that is male dominant, as the man would vigorously and aggressively plow, or jackhammer the female. Along with the constant in out in out , slamming pelvic to pelvic , groin to groin. At a feverish pace. And to make matters even more bothersome, the man would also completely monopolize the female’s movement by holding her still in place as he jackhammered away without thought or care of the viewers watching or the female he is plowing thru. With the really bad jackhammers also would hold the females head in place as he would also jackhammer her mouth during fellatio. Theres even a anti jackhammer guild committee. Who are also against excessive man moans in porn.
Groups like them are needed to safe guard porn cause most porn fans are generally men(at least back then it was) men dont want to see another man’s balls flopping up and down and pumping frantically like a malfunctioning robot moaning while he is jackhammering. Cause watching a female’s body move and watching the female’s skills must be showcased as it deserves. Jackhammers prevent that.
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A Term first popularized by PornCritic1 in his reviews on adult triple x movies. Term is used to describe what PornCritic1 absolutely hated in porn and someone he would kick off the porn set if the act of jackhammering was used by male performers regardless of directive given.
Jackhammers , is used to describe a style of fornication that is male dominant, as the man would vigorously and aggressively plow, or jackhammer the female. Along with the constant in out in out , slamming pelvic to pelvic , groin to groin. At a feverish pace. And to make matters even more bothersome, the man would also completely monopolize the female’s movement by holding her still in place as he jackhammered away without thought or care of the viewers watching or the female he is plowing thru. With the really bad jackhammers also would hold the females head in place as he would also jackhammer her mouth during fellatio. Theres even a anti jackhammer guild committee. Who are also against excessive man moans in porn.
Groups like them are needed to safe guard porn cause most porn fans are generally men(at least back then it was) men dont want to see another man’s balls flopping up and down and pumping frantically like a malfunctioning robot moaning while he is jackhammering. Cause watching a female’s body move and watching the female’s skills must be showcased as it deserves. Jackhammers prevent that.
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My girlfriend told me her first experience with sex was horrible. When I asked her why, she said it was because the guy was a jackhammer. I knew exactly what she was talking about since I use to be one of them types in bed. I then told her I was sorry she was jackdHammerd and glad it wasnt me who gave her that experience. But i must admit. I have some female victims out there from my jackdhammer past.
There is a time and place for jackhammering and a porn set nor a deflowering of a virgin is not one of those times.
There is a time and place for jackhammering and a porn set nor a deflowering of a virgin is not one of those times.
by LuvH8Luv November 14, 2022
Get the jackdhammer mug.When one's lap becomes over crowded with random things from multitasking while sitting in same spot for extended period of time.
Derived from the word tidy and lap
lap-un-tie-duss
Derived from the word tidy and lap
lap-un-tie-duss
After cramming for my art project 's final assignment last night, I ended up with lapuntidus. Took me nearly 5 minutes to clear everything off my lap and around my chair before I could even stand up.
by LuvH8Luv October 27, 2015
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