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When an individual has run out of toilet paper while camping and a good samaritan pisses on their asshole to clean it.
"Bro! Out of TP over here!"
"How about I give you a backwoods bidet bro?"
"Thanks bro!"
by LouisianaLightninBolt September 12, 2019
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