11 definitions by Longrod Von Hugedong
The feeling you get when you are having a lively discussion or listening to an engaging lecture and everything makes sense and it gives you a bunch of new ideas about the topic at hand. The intellectual equivalent of an erection.
DeSean: oh man, that lecture given by Dr. Kobilka about G protein-coupled receptor dynamics gave me a massive brain boner.
Derrick: uhh...right, yeah, totally dude. *pssst* Jimmy, I think we need to re-evaluate our friendship with DeSean...
Jimmy: agreed.
Derrick: uhh...right, yeah, totally dude. *pssst* Jimmy, I think we need to re-evaluate our friendship with DeSean...
Jimmy: agreed.
by Longrod Von Hugedong April 28, 2016
Essentially the compliment to 'blackout', as used in the term 'blackout drunk', wherein an individual comes around from their supposed state of extreme intoxication and into a surprised and often traumatized state. Is often reached a few hours after peak alcohol consumption and in the middle of a compromising or otherwise unwanted situation. Not to be confused with the other kind of 'blackout drunk', which refers to when an individual actually loses consciousness. Somehow, the two are used interchangeably these days by the youth.
Cletus: Did you see bongqueesha last night at that toga party? Bitch was in the middle of a cunnilingus kegstand when she fell down, looked around, and stumbled off vomiting!
DeSean: Damn, talk about a blackin to remember.
DeSean: Damn, talk about a blackin to remember.
by Longrod Von Hugedong April 22, 2013
An audible grunt, cough, or clearing of the throat issued by an individual while using a stall in a public men's restroom, especially when they hear someone else entering. This is done to advise the incoming patron that the stall is occupied, helping them avoid any awkward attempts to open the door or worse, peer through the crack in the door. A grunt is best because this bypasses any dialogue or conversation- both of which are widely regarded as taboo in a public men's room.
Cletus: so I was dropping a deuce at the mall when I heard the door open, so I gave an occupation grunt, right? But that fool didn't know any bathroom etiquette and tried to open my door anyway. As if my pants around my ankles behind the closed door wasn't enough of a giveaway!
DeSean: damn, son, I know what you mean. Same shit happened to me the other day when I was at White Castle. Thanks a lot, Obama.
DeSean: damn, son, I know what you mean. Same shit happened to me the other day when I was at White Castle. Thanks a lot, Obama.
by Longrod Von Hugedong April 28, 2016
The chronic, painful muscular tension in the thumb/palms caused by prolonged typing on an iPhone keyboard
River: Ay dawg, why you got that ice pack on ya hand like that?
Cletus: Ya boy had some gnarly iCramping going on earlier, gotta rally for my planned jack-off marathon tonight.
Cletus: Ya boy had some gnarly iCramping going on earlier, gotta rally for my planned jack-off marathon tonight.
by Longrod Von Hugedong April 18, 2013
by Longrod Von Hugedong June 8, 2007
A shoobie tan occurs when a person normally wears socks and/or shoes that cover their feet, and they also wear shorts. This results in the quite unattractive tan in which their feet are completely white while their legs, from the ankle up, are tanned. People with shoobie tans are usually seen on the beach in flip flops, unaware of their less-than attractive appearance.
Friend: Yo Dan, put some shoes on bro!
Dan: Yeah I know, I'm only wearing flip flops to get rid of my hideous shoobie tan.
Dan: Yeah I know, I'm only wearing flip flops to get rid of my hideous shoobie tan.
by Longrod Von Hugedong June 22, 2008
An article/report/story in the news that has little to no basis in fact and/or was clearly written with the intent to push some sort of political agenda i.e., fake news. Typically found online on fringe, far-right websites and presented as though it is legitimate journalism, most commonly covering topics like politics, race relations, climate change, etc.
Person 1: I just read a story online about a child sex ring run by Hillary Clinton in the basement of some pizza parlor...how crazy is that??
Person 2: Oh yeah? Well I just read a report that Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin are having a secret love affair...it's true!!
Person 3: Oh my god, those are both ridiculous breitbarticles, just stop. Here, let's put our phones down and go outside...
Person 2: Oh yeah? Well I just read a report that Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin are having a secret love affair...it's true!!
Person 3: Oh my god, those are both ridiculous breitbarticles, just stop. Here, let's put our phones down and go outside...
by Longrod Von Hugedong December 10, 2016