Definitions by Live.Love.Learn
Clark College
1) "I go to Clark College."
"Oh cool...Where's that?"
"Vancouver."
"Canada?"
"No...Washington."
2) "Stop being a troll on Yahoo Chess."
"Sorry...Btw, I'm a nigga who lives in Camas, WA and goes to Clark College."
"I see...I'm a 72-year-old black woman...It's good you're getting educated!"
"Oh cool...Where's that?"
"Vancouver."
"Canada?"
"No...Washington."
2) "Stop being a troll on Yahoo Chess."
"Sorry...Btw, I'm a nigga who lives in Camas, WA and goes to Clark College."
"I see...I'm a 72-year-old black woman...It's good you're getting educated!"
Clark College by Live.Love.Learn August 2, 2009
Using an Umbrella
1) A smart thing to do.
2) Something people with common sense do when there is water falling out of the sky.
2) Something people with common sense do when there is water falling out of the sky.
1) "Wow how did you think of doing something so smart?"
"I don't know; all I'm doing is using an umbrella."
2) Me: "Look there's water falling out of the sky."
People with common sense: *pulls out and opens umbrellas*
People w/o common sense: *don't use umbrellas, get pneumonia, and DIE*
"I don't know; all I'm doing is using an umbrella."
2) Me: "Look there's water falling out of the sky."
People with common sense: *pulls out and opens umbrellas*
People w/o common sense: *don't use umbrellas, get pneumonia, and DIE*
Using an Umbrella by Live.Love.Learn July 31, 2009
Tanning
1) A free treatment for depression.
2) A free teeth-whitening treatment.
3) Something amazing people do.
4) Lying in the ♥SUN♥
2) A free teeth-whitening treatment.
3) Something amazing people do.
4) Lying in the ♥SUN♥
1) Tanning puts people in a better mood...for free!
2) Tanning will make your teeth look whiter. It will make your skin look darker, which will cause your teeth to look whiter in comparison.
3) "Oh look at that girl--she's tanning!"
"I know, isn't she amazing?"
4) Orion: "Hey what're you up to?"
Me: "Lying in the sun, tanning. I'm gonna die of skin cancer."
Orion: "Yes you are...I fucking hate the sun."
2) Tanning will make your teeth look whiter. It will make your skin look darker, which will cause your teeth to look whiter in comparison.
3) "Oh look at that girl--she's tanning!"
"I know, isn't she amazing?"
4) Orion: "Hey what're you up to?"
Me: "Lying in the sun, tanning. I'm gonna die of skin cancer."
Orion: "Yes you are...I fucking hate the sun."
Tanning by Live.Love.Learn July 31, 2009
Rainbows
1) A symbol of happiness.
2) Something that comes after all types of rain, but not drizzle.
3) A sign that "God" is having gay sex.
2) Something that comes after all types of rain, but not drizzle.
3) A sign that "God" is having gay sex.
1) "I'm so happy."
"Rainbows!"
2) "Why isn't there a rainbow?"
"Because it just drizzled--it didn't actually rain."
"Drizzle sucks.
"Yeah, tell me about it."
3) Ask Ben for more details
"Rainbows!"
2) "Why isn't there a rainbow?"
"Because it just drizzled--it didn't actually rain."
"Drizzle sucks.
"Yeah, tell me about it."
3) Ask Ben for more details
Rainbows by Live.Love.Learn July 31, 2009
Mao
1) A card game.
2) An activity that if you do it in someone else's room past your curfew, you will end up on probation for two hours.
2) An activity that if you do it in someone else's room past your curfew, you will end up on probation for two hours.
1) Chris: "Let's play Mao."
Me and Christina: "Ok."
2) Kevin: "You're not supposed to be here...I'm calling Branden."
Me: "Fuck you, Kev."
Me and Christina: "Ok."
2) Kevin: "You're not supposed to be here...I'm calling Branden."
Me: "Fuck you, Kev."
Mao by Live.Love.Learn July 31, 2009
Orion
1) Someone who seems to be attracted to living in the middle of nowhere.
2) An addiction to photoediting.
3) Act of hating the sun.
2) An addiction to photoediting.
3) Act of hating the sun.
1) "I lived in Bickleton (see definition) for about 7 years. Now I'm about to head off to Pullman."
2) "You've been photoediting for the past 36 hours straight. Could you maybe take a break now? Geez."
"I can't help it; I have an Orion."
3) "Why is that guy standing in the shade when it's so nice here on the sidewalk, in the beautiful, glorious sunlight?"
"I don't know...He must be Orion-ing."
2) "You've been photoediting for the past 36 hours straight. Could you maybe take a break now? Geez."
"I can't help it; I have an Orion."
3) "Why is that guy standing in the shade when it's so nice here on the sidewalk, in the beautiful, glorious sunlight?"
"I don't know...He must be Orion-ing."
Orion by Live.Love.Learn July 31, 2009
PNW Drizzle
1) The drizzle that is characteristic of the Pacific Northwest region, which consists of Washington, Oregon, and Idaho."
2) A major cause of depression.
3) Awful weather.
2) A major cause of depression.
3) Awful weather.
1) "Why is it drizzling so much?"
"Because we're in WA...This is what people call 'PNW Drizzle'."
2) "She killed herself last night."
"What?!! Why??"
"She was very depressed...I think it had something to do with all this PNW Drizzle."
3) "It's drizzling again..."
"I know...It sucks...A LOT."
"Because we're in WA...This is what people call 'PNW Drizzle'."
2) "She killed herself last night."
"What?!! Why??"
"She was very depressed...I think it had something to do with all this PNW Drizzle."
3) "It's drizzling again..."
"I know...It sucks...A LOT."
PNW Drizzle by Live.Love.Learn July 31, 2009