15 definitions by Lil_Weirdo_

Someone who is rejected by common society but is actually one of the coolest f*ckers around and needs some love. <3 They tend to get references and have a unique style. Rock on my fellow weirdos!
She is such a weirdo.
I may be a weirdo, but I love my weirdness
Being a weirdo is amazing, it's like I have my own nerd membership card.
by Lil_Weirdo_ July 23, 2019
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When someone is a perceived goody goody but actually knows quite a bit of adult content that even some non- "innocent" people don't. They are often virgins, although sometimes people actually doubt how they are one based on their semi-extensive knowledge. The difference between an "innocent" and a pure innocent is an "innocent" won't always need to ask questions about certain euphemisms, but pure innocents often flat-out don't know it's implied or don't know what a euphemism is.
I am so "innocent".
There is no way you are innocent.
That's why it's in quotes you doi because I'm innocent-not-really
True though.
by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019
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It is when you switch tactics during sexual activity.
Can be:
Switching from oral to intercourse
Switching from bottom to top
Switching from rubbing to licking clit
Etc.
I have a real kink for sex switching.
Babe, I know you like sex switching.
by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019
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A squishy ball of deliciousness with a rice cake dough on the outside and either ice cream or cream and fruits on the inside. It is a Japanese snack that is perfect for a quick sweet tooth craving because they are usually no larger than the size of two golf balls. There are also candies of these, which are much smaller but still delicious.
I am really craving some mochi right now!
There are actually mochi candies at certain Hot Topics!
by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019
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A response to your message that is actually relatively decent and not just k, or lol, these things can be sent but must be followed with a contribution to your statement.
"I love you" is an acceptable reply for a significant other
"Lol. I love your meme"
"K, but what about (blank)?"
by Lil_Weirdo_ July 23, 2019
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When someone is cooking and they start crying, and say "ugh, it's just the onions" when they are nowhere near onions. They are usually upset. Give them a hug and take over on cooking, take them out to ice cream after dinner. It's not the onions. Clearly.
Husband: Why are you crying?
Wife: I'm having an "Onion" Cry
Husband: You're making tomato soup.
Wife: Oh, then I guess it's not the onions.
Husband: You're upset, you don't wanna admit it. Let me take it from here baby <3
by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019
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Also known as a fetish or turn-on, it will make you very horny and very happy if used right.
Examples:
Masochism
Sadism
Biting
Whipping
Bondage
Daddy
Yandere
Spanking

(not all of these are my kinks)
Babe, you are using all of my kinks at once.
Do you know my kinks?
Yay, we have the same kinks!
by Lil_Weirdo_ July 23, 2019
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