Lieutenant Tarpit's definitions

Newgrounds

A fairly good flash website. It would be a helluva lot better if there wasn't freaking porn every freaking where you freaking turn!

And those gaddamned clocks! StrawberryClock? More like StrawberryCock!

by Lieutenant Tarpit August 18, 2004

Capcom

The company that made the awesome MegaMan games. Nowadays, it's going downhill, unfortunately...At least I can still keep myself happy playing RockMan & Forte, MegaMan 1,2,3,7, and X.

Capcom, what happened to the good ol' days?

by Lieutenant Tarpit September 16, 2004

Game cube

A kick ass system made by the good people at Nintendo! I dunno why so many people hate it. Do they think an XBox will do any better? Seriously, GameCube kicks ass!

Go GameCube!! Down with XCrotch and Gaystation!

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 11, 2004

Jhonen Vasquez

Possibly one of the funniest men ever to walk the planet. He is behind the television show known as Invader Zim.

Nickelodian is full of jerks. I mean, they cancelled Invader Zim!

by Lieutenant Tarpit May 24, 2004

Protoman

The best character in the MegaMan games. Too bad Capcom never let you play as him...

ProtoMan is a lone wolf, very mysterious, has cool sunglasses, and is very unknown. In other words, he is my type of guy.

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 22, 2004

Las Vegas

A place to go if you want to see booze on the streets, porn on the sidewalks, way too many casinos, lights so bright that it'll give you a headache for weeks, motels that smell like cigarettes, scum, and any other form of bullshit.

Las Vegas is America's worst city.

by Lieutenant Tarpit June 3, 2004

The simpsons

The greatest TV show on Earth. Period. Although I admit the newer episodes are kind of getting stale. I mean, can we get a topic other than Marge and Homer's marriage failing? But as I said before, it's still great. The older ones are my favorite.

The Simpsons are hilarious! They're better than South Park and Family Gay.

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 23, 2004