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The simpsons

The greatest TV show on Earth. Period. Although I admit the newer episodes are kind of getting stale. I mean, can we get a topic other than Marge and Homer's marriage failing? But as I said before, it's still great. The older ones are my favorite.
The Simpsons are hilarious! They're better than South Park and Family Gay.
by Lieutenant Tarpit July 23, 2004
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Blarg

A word I thought I made up until I saw how many other people commonly use it.
Hey, guess what? Blarg.
by Lieutenant Tarpit June 30, 2004
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Protoman

The best character in the MegaMan games. Too bad Capcom never let you play as him...
ProtoMan is a lone wolf, very mysterious, has cool sunglasses, and is very unknown. In other words, he is my type of guy.
by Lieutenant Tarpit July 22, 2004
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Luigi

Oi, this guy is an underrated Italian. He's often upstaged by Mario, and needs more attention. Luigi is definately a great guy. He's just got a crappy job: The second fiddle to a fat Italian bastard named Mario.
Whoo!!! GO Luigi! He's definately the best!
by Lieutenant Tarpit July 10, 2004
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They Might Be Giants

The best band known to man! They've great ones like "Particle Man", "Fingertips", "Turn Around", and many others, including the recently-released "Experimental Film". TMBG is a great band chock full of greatness and originality.
They Might Be Giants is God compared to all other bands! And it's definatley God to the Devil, otherwise known an NSYNC.
by Lieutenant Tarpit July 19, 2004
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Jhonen Vasquez

Possibly one of the funniest men ever to walk the planet. He is behind the television show known as Invader Zim.
Nickelodian is full of jerks. I mean, they cancelled Invader Zim!
by Lieutenant Tarpit May 24, 2004
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Las Vegas

A place to go if you want to see booze on the streets, porn on the sidewalks, way too many casinos, lights so bright that it'll give you a headache for weeks, motels that smell like cigarettes, scum, and any other form of bullshit.
Las Vegas is America's worst city.
by Lieutenant Tarpit June 3, 2004
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