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The simpsons

The greatest TV show on Earth. Period. Although I admit the newer episodes are kind of getting stale. I mean, can we get a topic other than Marge and Homer's marriage failing? But as I said before, it's still great. The older ones are my favorite.
The Simpsons are hilarious! They're better than South Park and Family Gay.
by Lieutenant Tarpit July 23, 2004
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scotland

One of the best damn countries on Earth! The accent is often stereotyped, but I like it.
Scotland rules! I'm gonna live there one day...
by Lieutenant Tarpit July 29, 2004
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The Beatles

The best band ever. John, Paul, George, and Ringo(His real name is Richard) have created masterpieces such as "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band", "Yellow Submarine", "When I'm Sixty-four", and many others. Often described as "old", and "out-of-style" by much of today's (excruciatingly ignorant) youth, but seriously, who wants to listen to the kind of bullcrap that they consider to be "cool"? Examples are as follows: NStink, Shitney Spears and the Fagstreet Boys. The Beatles were excellent. Praise them. PRAISE THEM, I SAY!
Elvis Presly created rock. The Beatles taught it how it should be.
by Lieutenant Tarpit August 10, 2004
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Paper Mario

One of the best Mario games ever created. A beautiful RPG with unique artwork and characters, and overall, kickass. I love this game, and have beaten it quite a few times.
Paper Mario is the best damned Mario game on the N64!
by Lieutenant Tarpit August 18, 2004
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I have fury!

Fawful's favorite phrase.
I have fury, you damn dirty fink-rats!!!
by Lieutenant Tarpit August 18, 2004
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Fawful

A strange man from Mario & Luigi: SuperStar Saga. He's the best guy ever. He likes sandwiches and mustard and all kindsa crazy shit. I HAVE FURY!!!
Fawful speaks very poor English.
by Lieutenant Tarpit August 18, 2004
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Newgrounds

A fairly good flash website. It would be a helluva lot better if there wasn't freaking porn every freaking where you freaking turn!
And those gaddamned clocks! StrawberryClock? More like StrawberryCock!
by Lieutenant Tarpit August 18, 2004
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