Lieutenant Tarpit's definitions

Invader Zim

Is an awesome show. Nick deserves to have a pile driver shoved up their ass for cancelling it!

Invader Zim is freaking funny! NICK IS A PILE OF SHIT!

by Lieutenant Tarpit May 24, 2004

Jazz

One of the best forms of music. Many people famous for their jazz are Ella Fitzgerald, Louie Armstrong, and Freddie Green. Very great genre of music.

Jazz is awesome. Except for Kenny G. That guy's music is trash.

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 22, 2004

Jhonen Vasquez

Possibly one of the funniest men ever to walk the planet. He is behind the television show known as Invader Zim.

Nickelodian is full of jerks. I mean, they cancelled Invader Zim!

by Lieutenant Tarpit May 24, 2004

Protoman

The best character in the MegaMan games. Too bad Capcom never let you play as him...

ProtoMan is a lone wolf, very mysterious, has cool sunglasses, and is very unknown. In other words, he is my type of guy.

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 22, 2004

Las Vegas

A place to go if you want to see booze on the streets, porn on the sidewalks, way too many casinos, lights so bright that it'll give you a headache for weeks, motels that smell like cigarettes, scum, and any other form of bullshit.

Las Vegas is America's worst city.

by Lieutenant Tarpit June 3, 2004

8-Bit Theater

Easily one of the funniest sprite comics on the internet! Based loosely off of the storyline of Final Fantasy I, and created by a genius known as Brian Clevinger.

Mr. X: Dude, did you know that the new 8_bit Theater comic was hilarious??

Mr. Y: Hell yeah, aren't all of them?

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 11, 2004

Newgrounds

A fairly good flash website. It would be a helluva lot better if there wasn't freaking porn every freaking where you freaking turn!

And those gaddamned clocks! StrawberryClock? More like StrawberryCock!

by Lieutenant Tarpit August 18, 2004