Lieutenant Tarpit's definitions

school

Two words: Hell hole.

I mean, come on! When in the hell will people just learn that no matter what they say kids don't give a shit?

School is a place to go if you want to find pot-heads, sluts, incredibly boring lectures that noone listens to anyway, the retarded, slow-witted beast known as the "principle", and any other form of shit that makes one's chlildhood less enjoyable.

Hell, my dad was thrown against a wall by a teacher, and got a concussion.

What the f*** is wrong with people that send their kids to scholl?

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 10, 2004

MST3K

I've only seen the movie, but from that, I can tell that it is fucking hilarious.

"Now why would they put a toilet in the middle of the room?"

by Lieutenant Tarpit November 23, 2004

Invader Zim

Is an awesome show. Nick deserves to have a pile driver shoved up their ass for cancelling it!

Invader Zim is freaking funny! NICK IS A PILE OF SHIT!

by Lieutenant Tarpit May 24, 2004

Megaman

An overrated yet very fun to play video game system. The best character is ProtoMan. Go ProtoMan!

MegaMan games are fun!!!...Although I've never beaten any of the games...I suck at them.

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 22, 2004

Zelda

The best video game series of all time made by the genius Shigeru Miyamoto.

The Legend of Zelda is the best!

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 20, 2004

Shit-Box (X-Box)

A piece of shit console.

Gamecube rules XBox' ass!

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 11, 2004

fagstreet boys

The real way to say Backstreet Boys.

The fagstreet boys had sex with another boy again, didn't they?

Wait, had sex with a single boy??? Doesn't surprise me. Fags.

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 20, 2004