Lieutenant Tarpit's definitions

Luigi

Oi, this guy is an underrated Italian. He's often upstaged by Mario, and needs more attention. Luigi is definately a great guy. He's just got a crappy job: The second fiddle to a fat Italian bastard named Mario.

Whoo!!! GO Luigi! He's definately the best!

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 10, 2004

Jhonen Vasquez

Possibly one of the funniest men ever to walk the planet. He is behind the television show known as Invader Zim.

Nickelodian is full of jerks. I mean, they cancelled Invader Zim!

by Lieutenant Tarpit May 24, 2004

Protoman

The best character in the MegaMan games. Too bad Capcom never let you play as him...

ProtoMan is a lone wolf, very mysterious, has cool sunglasses, and is very unknown. In other words, he is my type of guy.

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 22, 2004

Las Vegas

A place to go if you want to see booze on the streets, porn on the sidewalks, way too many casinos, lights so bright that it'll give you a headache for weeks, motels that smell like cigarettes, scum, and any other form of bullshit.

Las Vegas is America's worst city.

by Lieutenant Tarpit June 3, 2004

The simpsons

The greatest TV show on Earth. Period. Although I admit the newer episodes are kind of getting stale. I mean, can we get a topic other than Marge and Homer's marriage failing? But as I said before, it's still great. The older ones are my favorite.

The Simpsons are hilarious! They're better than South Park and Family Gay.

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 23, 2004

Blarg

A word I thought I made up until I saw how many other people commonly use it.

Hey, guess what? Blarg.

by Lieutenant Tarpit June 30, 2004

8-Bit Theater

Easily one of the funniest sprite comics on the internet! Based loosely off of the storyline of Final Fantasy I, and created by a genius known as Brian Clevinger.

Mr. X: Dude, did you know that the new 8_bit Theater comic was hilarious??

Mr. Y: Hell yeah, aren't all of them?

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 11, 2004