Lieutenant Tarpit's definitions

Jhonen Vasquez

Possibly one of the funniest men ever to walk the planet. He is behind the television show known as Invader Zim.

Nickelodian is full of jerks. I mean, they cancelled Invader Zim!

by Lieutenant Tarpit May 24, 2004

Las Vegas

A place to go if you want to see booze on the streets, porn on the sidewalks, way too many casinos, lights so bright that it'll give you a headache for weeks, motels that smell like cigarettes, scum, and any other form of bullshit.

Las Vegas is America's worst city.

by Lieutenant Tarpit June 3, 2004

Mcdonald's

A restaurant that serves crap right outta Britney Spears' ass.

McDonald's is the crappiest restaurant on the face of the planet.

by Lieutenant Tarpit May 24, 2004

racism

A very cruel form of hatred towards another race. A very terrible thing.

Racism is one of the worst things to ever happen to our world.

by Lieutenant Tarpit June 2, 2004

Fawful

A strange man from Mario & Luigi: SuperStar Saga. He's the best guy ever. He likes sandwiches and mustard and all kindsa crazy shit. I HAVE FURY!!!

Fawful speaks very poor English.

by Lieutenant Tarpit August 18, 2004

Newgrounds

A fairly good flash website. It would be a helluva lot better if there wasn't freaking porn every freaking where you freaking turn!

And those gaddamned clocks! StrawberryClock? More like StrawberryCock!

by Lieutenant Tarpit August 18, 2004

Blarg

A word I thought I made up until I saw how many other people commonly use it.

Hey, guess what? Blarg.

by Lieutenant Tarpit June 30, 2004