Definitions by Lieutenant Tarpit

Megaman 

An overrated yet very fun to play video game system. The best character is ProtoMan. Go ProtoMan!

MegaMan games are fun!!!...Although I've never beaten any of the games...I suck at them.

Megaman by Lieutenant Tarpit July 22, 2004

Protoman 

The best character in the MegaMan games. Too bad Capcom never let you play as him...

ProtoMan is a lone wolf, very mysterious, has cool sunglasses, and is very unknown. In other words, he is my type of guy.

Protoman by Lieutenant Tarpit July 22, 2004

Jazz 

One of the best forms of music. Many people famous for their jazz are Ella Fitzgerald, Louie Armstrong, and Freddie Green. Very great genre of music.

Jazz is awesome. Except for Kenny G. That guy's music is trash.

Jazz by Lieutenant Tarpit July 22, 2004

Homsar

A retarded, white, marshmallow-looking creature whose life and origions are unbeknownst to even the most brilliant scientists. He's funny, too.

Hi Wonder Mike! I'm Homsar! The captain of the Gravytrain!

Homsar by Lieutenant Tarpit July 20, 2004

fagstreet boys

The real way to say Backstreet Boys.

The fagstreet boys had sex with another boy again, didn't they?

Wait, had sex with a single boy??? Doesn't surprise me. Fags.

fagstreet boys by Lieutenant Tarpit July 20, 2004

n,sync 

One of the worst bands on the planet who can easily be compared to Britney Spears and The Fagstreet Boys.

NSync is just shit. Seriously.

n,sync by Lieutenant Tarpit July 20, 2004

Zelda 

The best video game series of all time made by the genius Shigeru Miyamoto.

The Legend of Zelda is the best!

Zelda by Lieutenant Tarpit July 20, 2004