Lieutenant Tarpit's definitions

Mcdonald's

A restaurant that serves crap right outta Britney Spears' ass.

McDonald's is the crappiest restaurant on the face of the planet.

by Lieutenant Tarpit May 24, 2004

Fawful

A strange man from Mario & Luigi: SuperStar Saga. He's the best guy ever. He likes sandwiches and mustard and all kindsa crazy shit. I HAVE FURY!!!

Fawful speaks very poor English.

by Lieutenant Tarpit August 18, 2004

Newgrounds

A fairly good flash website. It would be a helluva lot better if there wasn't freaking porn every freaking where you freaking turn!

And those gaddamned clocks! StrawberryClock? More like StrawberryCock!

by Lieutenant Tarpit August 18, 2004

All Blacks

Best damn Rugby team on the face of the planet.

The All Blacks rule you pussy American Eagles.

by Lieutenant Tarpit September 16, 2004

hell

Where George Bush was born. Also where he's bound to end up going after he dies.

Life sucks when you know you're going to hell, doesn't it?

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 10, 2004

Hells Bells

I'm the rolling thunder; the pouring rain.
I'm comin' on like a hurricane.
White lightning's flashing across the sky!
You're only young but you're gonna die!

I won't take no prisoners - won't spare no lives!
Nobody's putting up a fight!
I got my fill; I'm gonna take you to hell;
I'm gonna get you - Satan get you...

Hell's Bells!
Yeah, Hell's Bells!
You got me ringing Hell's Bells!
My temperature's high! Hell's Bells!

I'll give you black sensations up and down your spine.
If you're into evil, you're a friend of mine.
See my white light flashing as I split the night,
'Cause if good's on the left, then I'm stickin' to the right!

I won't take no prisoners, won't spare no lives;
Nobody's puttin' up a fight.
I got my fill; I'm gonna take you to hell;
I'm gonna get you - Satan get you...

Hell's Bells!
Yeah, Hell's Bells!
You got me ringing Hell's Bells!
My temperature's high! Hell's Bells!


Yeow!
Hell's Bells, Satan's comin' to you!
Hell's Bells, he's ringing them now!
Hell's Bells, the temperature's high!
Hell's Bells, across the sky...
Hell's Bells, they're takin' you down.
Hell's Bells, they're draggin' you around.
Hell's Bells, gonna split the night!
Hell's Bells, there's no way to fight! Yeah!

Ow, ow, ow, ow!

Hell's Bells!

AC/DC's best song is Hells Bells.

by Lieutenant Tarpit October 30, 2004

Hodur El Poderoso

The Best!

Hodur is the best!

by Lieutenant Tarpit May 24, 2004