Lieutenant Tarpit's definitions

Windows

I actually like Windows better than Macintosh. Maybe it's because the last time I got a Mac, it sucked like a bucket of shit. Of course, it's entirely possible that that was because I was using OS 9.2.

My old Mac was bullshit. I love XP, but despise '98, '95, '89 etc.

by Lieutenant Tarpit October 28, 2004

Hodur El Poderoso

The Best!

Hodur is the best!

by Lieutenant Tarpit May 24, 2004

Fawful

A strange man from Mario & Luigi: SuperStar Saga. He's the best guy ever. He likes sandwiches and mustard and all kindsa crazy shit. I HAVE FURY!!!

Fawful speaks very poor English.

by Lieutenant Tarpit August 18, 2004

Mcdonald's

A restaurant that serves crap right outta Britney Spears' ass.

McDonald's is the crappiest restaurant on the face of the planet.

by Lieutenant Tarpit May 24, 2004

All Blacks

Best damn Rugby team on the face of the planet.

The All Blacks rule you pussy American Eagles.

by Lieutenant Tarpit September 16, 2004

hell

Where George Bush was born. Also where he's bound to end up going after he dies.

Life sucks when you know you're going to hell, doesn't it?

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 10, 2004

Zelda

The best video game series of all time made by the genius Shigeru Miyamoto.

The Legend of Zelda is the best!

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 20, 2004