Lieutenant Tarpit's definitions

Hells Bells

I'm the rolling thunder; the pouring rain.
I'm comin' on like a hurricane.
White lightning's flashing across the sky!
You're only young but you're gonna die!

I won't take no prisoners - won't spare no lives!
Nobody's putting up a fight!
I got my fill; I'm gonna take you to hell;
I'm gonna get you - Satan get you...

Hell's Bells!
Yeah, Hell's Bells!
You got me ringing Hell's Bells!
My temperature's high! Hell's Bells!

I'll give you black sensations up and down your spine.
If you're into evil, you're a friend of mine.
See my white light flashing as I split the night,
'Cause if good's on the left, then I'm stickin' to the right!

I won't take no prisoners, won't spare no lives;
Nobody's puttin' up a fight.
I got my fill; I'm gonna take you to hell;
I'm gonna get you - Satan get you...

Hell's Bells!
Yeah, Hell's Bells!
You got me ringing Hell's Bells!
My temperature's high! Hell's Bells!


Yeow!
Hell's Bells, Satan's comin' to you!
Hell's Bells, he's ringing them now!
Hell's Bells, the temperature's high!
Hell's Bells, across the sky...
Hell's Bells, they're takin' you down.
Hell's Bells, they're draggin' you around.
Hell's Bells, gonna split the night!
Hell's Bells, there's no way to fight! Yeah!

Ow, ow, ow, ow!

Hell's Bells!

AC/DC's best song is Hells Bells.

by Lieutenant Tarpit October 30, 2004

They Might Be Giants

The best band known to man! They've great ones like "Particle Man", "Fingertips", "Turn Around", and many others, including the recently-released "Experimental Film". TMBG is a great band chock full of greatness and originality.

They Might Be Giants is God compared to all other bands! And it's definatley God to the Devil, otherwise known an NSYNC.

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 19, 2004

Luigi

Oi, this guy is an underrated Italian. He's often upstaged by Mario, and needs more attention. Luigi is definately a great guy. He's just got a crappy job: The second fiddle to a fat Italian bastard named Mario.

Whoo!!! GO Luigi! He's definately the best!

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 10, 2004

Jazz

One of the best forms of music. Many people famous for their jazz are Ella Fitzgerald, Louie Armstrong, and Freddie Green. Very great genre of music.

Jazz is awesome. Except for Kenny G. That guy's music is trash.

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 22, 2004

Homsar

A retarded, white, marshmallow-looking creature whose life and origions are unbeknownst to even the most brilliant scientists. He's funny, too.

Hi Wonder Mike! I'm Homsar! The captain of the Gravytrain!

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 20, 2004

Hodur El Poderoso

The Best!

Hodur is the best!

by Lieutenant Tarpit May 24, 2004

8-Bit Theater

Easily one of the funniest sprite comics on the internet! Based loosely off of the storyline of Final Fantasy I, and created by a genius known as Brian Clevinger.

Mr. X: Dude, did you know that the new 8_bit Theater comic was hilarious??

Mr. Y: Hell yeah, aren't all of them?

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 11, 2004