scotland

One of the best damn countries on Earth! The accent is often stereotyped, but I like it.

Scotland rules! I'm gonna live there one day...

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 29, 2004

n,sync

One of the worst bands on the planet who can easily be compared to Britney Spears and The Fagstreet Boys.

NSync is just shit. Seriously.

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 20, 2004

Hells Bells

I'm the rolling thunder; the pouring rain.
I'm comin' on like a hurricane.
White lightning's flashing across the sky!
You're only young but you're gonna die!

I won't take no prisoners - won't spare no lives!
Nobody's putting up a fight!
I got my fill; I'm gonna take you to hell;
I'm gonna get you - Satan get you...

Hell's Bells!
Yeah, Hell's Bells!
You got me ringing Hell's Bells!
My temperature's high! Hell's Bells!

I'll give you black sensations up and down your spine.
If you're into evil, you're a friend of mine.
See my white light flashing as I split the night,
'Cause if good's on the left, then I'm stickin' to the right!

I won't take no prisoners, won't spare no lives;
Nobody's puttin' up a fight.
I got my fill; I'm gonna take you to hell;
I'm gonna get you - Satan get you...

Hell's Bells!
Yeah, Hell's Bells!
You got me ringing Hell's Bells!
My temperature's high! Hell's Bells!


Yeow!
Hell's Bells, Satan's comin' to you!
Hell's Bells, he's ringing them now!
Hell's Bells, the temperature's high!
Hell's Bells, across the sky...
Hell's Bells, they're takin' you down.
Hell's Bells, they're draggin' you around.
Hell's Bells, gonna split the night!
Hell's Bells, there's no way to fight! Yeah!

Ow, ow, ow, ow!

Hell's Bells!

AC/DC's best song is Hells Bells.

by Lieutenant Tarpit October 31, 2004

8-Bit Theater

Easily one of the funniest sprite comics on the internet! Based loosely off of the storyline of Final Fantasy I, and created by a genius known as Brian Clevinger.

Mr. X: Dude, did you know that the new 8_bit Theater comic was hilarious??

Mr. Y: Hell yeah, aren't all of them?

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 11, 2004

The Beatles

The best band ever. John, Paul, George, and Ringo(His real name is Richard) have created masterpieces such as "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band", "Yellow Submarine", "When I'm Sixty-four", and many others. Often described as "old", and "out-of-style" by much of today's (excruciatingly ignorant) youth, but seriously, who wants to listen to the kind of bullcrap that they consider to be "cool"? Examples are as follows: NStink, Shitney Spears and the Fagstreet Boys. The Beatles were excellent. Praise them. PRAISE THEM, I SAY!

Elvis Presly created rock. The Beatles taught it how it should be.

by Lieutenant Tarpit August 10, 2004

Mcdonald's

A restaurant that serves crap right outta Britney Spears' ass.

McDonald's is the crappiest restaurant on the face of the planet.

by Lieutenant Tarpit May 24, 2004

Homestar Runner

A dim, slow-witted, yet stragely hilarious creature with no arms, a red shirt with a star on it, and speach impediments. Also known as the best damn thing on the internet!

Homestar Runner is the best thing ever!!

by Lieutenant Tarpit August 18, 2004