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Luigi

Oi, this guy is an underrated Italian. He's often upstaged by Mario, and needs more attention. Luigi is definately a great guy. He's just got a crappy job: The second fiddle to a fat Italian bastard named Mario.
Whoo!!! GO Luigi! He's definately the best!
by Lieutenant Tarpit July 10, 2004
mugGet the Luigimug.

Windows

I actually like Windows better than Macintosh. Maybe it's because the last time I got a Mac, it sucked like a bucket of shit. Of course, it's entirely possible that that was because I was using OS 9.2.
My old Mac was bullshit. I love XP, but despise '98, '95, '89 etc.
by Lieutenant Tarpit October 28, 2004
mugGet the Windowsmug.

Paper Mario

One of the best Mario games ever created. A beautiful RPG with unique artwork and characters, and overall, kickass. I love this game, and have beaten it quite a few times.
Paper Mario is the best damned Mario game on the N64!
by Lieutenant Tarpit August 18, 2004
mugGet the Paper Mariomug.

Homestar Runner

A dim, slow-witted, yet stragely hilarious creature with no arms, a red shirt with a star on it, and speach impediments. Also known as the best damn thing on the internet!
by Lieutenant Tarpit August 18, 2004
mugGet the Homestar Runnermug.

Game cube

A kick ass system made by the good people at Nintendo! I dunno why so many people hate it. Do they think an XBox will do any better? Seriously, GameCube kicks ass!
Go GameCube!! Down with XCrotch and Gaystation!
by Lieutenant Tarpit July 11, 2004
mugGet the Game cubemug.

Capcom

The company that made the awesome MegaMan games. Nowadays, it's going downhill, unfortunately...At least I can still keep myself happy playing RockMan & Forte, MegaMan 1,2,3,7, and X.
by Lieutenant Tarpit September 16, 2004
mugGet the Capcommug.

The simpsons

The greatest TV show on Earth. Period. Although I admit the newer episodes are kind of getting stale. I mean, can we get a topic other than Marge and Homer's marriage failing? But as I said before, it's still great. The older ones are my favorite.
The Simpsons are hilarious! They're better than South Park and Family Gay.
by Lieutenant Tarpit July 23, 2004
mugGet the The simpsonsmug.

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