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The Beatles

The best band ever. John, Paul, George, and Ringo(His real name is Richard) have created masterpieces such as "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band", "Yellow Submarine", "When I'm Sixty-four", and many others. Often described as "old", and "out-of-style" by much of today's (excruciatingly ignorant) youth, but seriously, who wants to listen to the kind of bullcrap that they consider to be "cool"? Examples are as follows: NStink, Shitney Spears and the Fagstreet Boys. The Beatles were excellent. Praise them. PRAISE THEM, I SAY!
Elvis Presly created rock. The Beatles taught it how it should be.
by Lieutenant Tarpit August 10, 2004
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Pie

YOUR LORD AND MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!! Pie is the thread that holds this world together! You shall obey the pie, or suffer the consequences!!
PIE! Sweet glorious pie!!
by Lieutenant Tarpit October 22, 2004
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Jhonen Vasquez

Possibly one of the funniest men ever to walk the planet. He is behind the television show known as Invader Zim.
Nickelodian is full of jerks. I mean, they cancelled Invader Zim!
by Lieutenant Tarpit May 24, 2004
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Protoman

The best character in the MegaMan games. Too bad Capcom never let you play as him...
ProtoMan is a lone wolf, very mysterious, has cool sunglasses, and is very unknown. In other words, he is my type of guy.
by Lieutenant Tarpit July 22, 2004
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Las Vegas

A place to go if you want to see booze on the streets, porn on the sidewalks, way too many casinos, lights so bright that it'll give you a headache for weeks, motels that smell like cigarettes, scum, and any other form of bullshit.
Las Vegas is America's worst city.
by Lieutenant Tarpit June 3, 2004
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MST3K

I've only seen the movie, but from that, I can tell that it is fucking hilarious.
"Now why would they put a toilet in the middle of the room?"
by Lieutenant Tarpit November 23, 2004
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Newgrounds

A fairly good flash website. It would be a helluva lot better if there wasn't freaking porn every freaking where you freaking turn!
And those gaddamned clocks! StrawberryClock? More like StrawberryCock!
by Lieutenant Tarpit August 18, 2004
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