36 definitions by Lieutenant Tarpit

A fairly good flash website. It would be a helluva lot better if there wasn't freaking porn every freaking where you freaking turn!
And those gaddamned clocks! StrawberryClock? More like StrawberryCock!
by Lieutenant Tarpit August 18, 2004
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A restaurant that serves crap right outta Britney Spears' ass.
McDonald's is the crappiest restaurant on the face of the planet.
by Lieutenant Tarpit May 24, 2004
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Two words: Hell hole.

I mean, come on! When in the hell will people just learn that no matter what they say kids don't give a shit?

School is a place to go if you want to find pot-heads, sluts, incredibly boring lectures that noone listens to anyway, the retarded, slow-witted beast known as the "principle", and any other form of shit that makes one's chlildhood less enjoyable.

Hell, my dad was thrown against a wall by a teacher, and got a concussion.
What the f*** is wrong with people that send their kids to scholl?
by Lieutenant Tarpit July 11, 2004
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The best character in the MegaMan games. Too bad Capcom never let you play as him...
ProtoMan is a lone wolf, very mysterious, has cool sunglasses, and is very unknown. In other words, he is my type of guy.
by Lieutenant Tarpit July 23, 2004
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One of the best forms of music. Many people famous for their jazz are Ella Fitzgerald, Louie Armstrong, and Freddie Green. Very great genre of music.
Jazz is awesome. Except for Kenny G. That guy's music is trash.
by Lieutenant Tarpit July 23, 2004
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A friggin' pile of shit that cancelled Invader Zim. Nickelodeon has absolutely NO GOOD SHOWS WHATSOEVER. YOU F***ING RETARDED PILES OF SHIT!
Nickelodeon is crap.
by Lieutenant Tarpit May 24, 2004
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A retarded, white, marshmallow-looking creature whose life and origions are unbeknownst to even the most brilliant scientists. He's funny, too.
Hi Wonder Mike! I'm Homsar! The captain of the Gravytrain!
by Lieutenant Tarpit July 20, 2004
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