Lieutenant Tarpit's definitions

Luigi

Oi, this guy is an underrated Italian. He's often upstaged by Mario, and needs more attention. Luigi is definately a great guy. He's just got a crappy job: The second fiddle to a fat Italian bastard named Mario.

Whoo!!! GO Luigi! He's definately the best!

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 10, 2004

MST3K

I've only seen the movie, but from that, I can tell that it is fucking hilarious.

"Now why would they put a toilet in the middle of the room?"

by Lieutenant Tarpit November 23, 2004

The simpsons

The greatest TV show on Earth. Period. Although I admit the newer episodes are kind of getting stale. I mean, can we get a topic other than Marge and Homer's marriage failing? But as I said before, it's still great. The older ones are my favorite.

The Simpsons are hilarious! They're better than South Park and Family Gay.

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 23, 2004

Paper Mario

One of the best Mario games ever created. A beautiful RPG with unique artwork and characters, and overall, kickass. I love this game, and have beaten it quite a few times.

Paper Mario is the best damned Mario game on the N64!

by Lieutenant Tarpit August 18, 2004

Homestar Runner

A dim, slow-witted, yet stragely hilarious creature with no arms, a red shirt with a star on it, and speach impediments. Also known as the best damn thing on the internet!

Homestar Runner is the best thing ever!!

by Lieutenant Tarpit August 18, 2004

Windows

I actually like Windows better than Macintosh. Maybe it's because the last time I got a Mac, it sucked like a bucket of shit. Of course, it's entirely possible that that was because I was using OS 9.2.

My old Mac was bullshit. I love XP, but despise '98, '95, '89 etc.

by Lieutenant Tarpit October 28, 2004

Game cube

A kick ass system made by the good people at Nintendo! I dunno why so many people hate it. Do they think an XBox will do any better? Seriously, GameCube kicks ass!

Go GameCube!! Down with XCrotch and Gaystation!

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 11, 2004