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scotland

One of the best damn countries on Earth! The accent is often stereotyped, but I like it.
Scotland rules! I'm gonna live there one day...
by Lieutenant Tarpit July 29, 2004
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The Beatles

The best band ever. John, Paul, George, and Ringo(His real name is Richard) have created masterpieces such as "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band", "Yellow Submarine", "When I'm Sixty-four", and many others. Often described as "old", and "out-of-style" by much of today's (excruciatingly ignorant) youth, but seriously, who wants to listen to the kind of bullcrap that they consider to be "cool"? Examples are as follows: NStink, Shitney Spears and the Fagstreet Boys. The Beatles were excellent. Praise them. PRAISE THEM, I SAY!
Elvis Presly created rock. The Beatles taught it how it should be.
by Lieutenant Tarpit August 10, 2004
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They Might Be Giants

The best band known to man! They've great ones like "Particle Man", "Fingertips", "Turn Around", and many others, including the recently-released "Experimental Film". TMBG is a great band chock full of greatness and originality.
They Might Be Giants is God compared to all other bands! And it's definatley God to the Devil, otherwise known an NSYNC.
by Lieutenant Tarpit July 19, 2004
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Pie

YOUR LORD AND MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!! Pie is the thread that holds this world together! You shall obey the pie, or suffer the consequences!!
PIE! Sweet glorious pie!!
by Lieutenant Tarpit October 22, 2004
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Zelda

The best video game series of all time made by the genius Shigeru Miyamoto.
by Lieutenant Tarpit July 20, 2004
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Homsar

A retarded, white, marshmallow-looking creature whose life and origions are unbeknownst to even the most brilliant scientists. He's funny, too.
Hi Wonder Mike! I'm Homsar! The captain of the Gravytrain!
by Lieutenant Tarpit July 20, 2004
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Megaman

An overrated yet very fun to play video game system. The best character is ProtoMan. Go ProtoMan!
MegaMan games are fun!!!...Although I've never beaten any of the games...I suck at them.
by Lieutenant Tarpit July 22, 2004
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