Definitions by Lieutenant Tarpit

MST3K 

I've only seen the movie, but from that, I can tell that it is fucking hilarious.

"Now why would they put a toilet in the middle of the room?"

MST3K by Lieutenant Tarpit November 23, 2004

Hells Bells 

I'm the rolling thunder; the pouring rain.
I'm comin' on like a hurricane.
White lightning's flashing across the sky!
You're only young but you're gonna die!

I won't take no prisoners - won't spare no lives!
Nobody's putting up a fight!
I got my fill; I'm gonna take you to hell;
I'm gonna get you - Satan get you...

Hell's Bells!
Yeah, Hell's Bells!
You got me ringing Hell's Bells!
My temperature's high! Hell's Bells!

I'll give you black sensations up and down your spine.
If you're into evil, you're a friend of mine.
See my white light flashing as I split the night,
'Cause if good's on the left, then I'm stickin' to the right!

I won't take no prisoners, won't spare no lives;
Nobody's puttin' up a fight.
I got my fill; I'm gonna take you to hell;
I'm gonna get you - Satan get you...

Hell's Bells!
Yeah, Hell's Bells!
You got me ringing Hell's Bells!
My temperature's high! Hell's Bells!


Yeow!
Hell's Bells, Satan's comin' to you!
Hell's Bells, he's ringing them now!
Hell's Bells, the temperature's high!
Hell's Bells, across the sky...
Hell's Bells, they're takin' you down.
Hell's Bells, they're draggin' you around.
Hell's Bells, gonna split the night!
Hell's Bells, there's no way to fight! Yeah!

Ow, ow, ow, ow!

Hell's Bells!

AC/DC's best song is Hells Bells.

Hells Bells by Lieutenant Tarpit October 30, 2004

Windows 

I actually like Windows better than Macintosh. Maybe it's because the last time I got a Mac, it sucked like a bucket of shit. Of course, it's entirely possible that that was because I was using OS 9.2.

My old Mac was bullshit. I love XP, but despise '98, '95, '89 etc.

Windows by Lieutenant Tarpit October 28, 2004

Pie 

YOUR LORD AND MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!! Pie is the thread that holds this world together! You shall obey the pie, or suffer the consequences!!

PIE! Sweet glorious pie!!

Pie by Lieutenant Tarpit October 22, 2004

All Blacks

Best damn Rugby team on the face of the planet.

The All Blacks rule you pussy American Eagles.

All Blacks by Lieutenant Tarpit September 16, 2004

Capcom 

The company that made the awesome MegaMan games. Nowadays, it's going downhill, unfortunately...At least I can still keep myself happy playing RockMan & Forte, MegaMan 1,2,3,7, and X.

Capcom, what happened to the good ol' days?

Capcom by Lieutenant Tarpit September 16, 2004

Paper Mario 

One of the best Mario games ever created. A beautiful RPG with unique artwork and characters, and overall, kickass. I love this game, and have beaten it quite a few times.

Paper Mario is the best damned Mario game on the N64!

Paper Mario by Lieutenant Tarpit August 18, 2004