Lieutenant Tarpit's definitions

n,sync

One of the worst bands on the planet who can easily be compared to Britney Spears and The Fagstreet Boys.

NSync is just shit. Seriously.

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 20, 2004

MST3K

I've only seen the movie, but from that, I can tell that it is fucking hilarious.

"Now why would they put a toilet in the middle of the room?"

by Lieutenant Tarpit November 23, 2004

Pie

YOUR LORD AND MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!! Pie is the thread that holds this world together! You shall obey the pie, or suffer the consequences!!

PIE! Sweet glorious pie!!

by Lieutenant Tarpit October 22, 2004

The simpsons

The greatest TV show on Earth. Period. Although I admit the newer episodes are kind of getting stale. I mean, can we get a topic other than Marge and Homer's marriage failing? But as I said before, it's still great. The older ones are my favorite.

The Simpsons are hilarious! They're better than South Park and Family Gay.

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 23, 2004

Game cube

A kick ass system made by the good people at Nintendo! I dunno why so many people hate it. Do they think an XBox will do any better? Seriously, GameCube kicks ass!

Go GameCube!! Down with XCrotch and Gaystation!

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 11, 2004

Capcom

The company that made the awesome MegaMan games. Nowadays, it's going downhill, unfortunately...At least I can still keep myself happy playing RockMan & Forte, MegaMan 1,2,3,7, and X.

Capcom, what happened to the good ol' days?

by Lieutenant Tarpit September 16, 2004

Windows

I actually like Windows better than Macintosh. Maybe it's because the last time I got a Mac, it sucked like a bucket of shit. Of course, it's entirely possible that that was because I was using OS 9.2.

My old Mac was bullshit. I love XP, but despise '98, '95, '89 etc.

by Lieutenant Tarpit October 28, 2004