Lieutenant Tarpit's definitions

scotland

One of the best damn countries on Earth! The accent is often stereotyped, but I like it.

Scotland rules! I'm gonna live there one day...

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 29, 2004

Hells Bells

I'm the rolling thunder; the pouring rain.
I'm comin' on like a hurricane.
White lightning's flashing across the sky!
You're only young but you're gonna die!

I won't take no prisoners - won't spare no lives!
Nobody's putting up a fight!
I got my fill; I'm gonna take you to hell;
I'm gonna get you - Satan get you...

Hell's Bells!
Yeah, Hell's Bells!
You got me ringing Hell's Bells!
My temperature's high! Hell's Bells!

I'll give you black sensations up and down your spine.
If you're into evil, you're a friend of mine.
See my white light flashing as I split the night,
'Cause if good's on the left, then I'm stickin' to the right!

I won't take no prisoners, won't spare no lives;
Nobody's puttin' up a fight.
I got my fill; I'm gonna take you to hell;
I'm gonna get you - Satan get you...

Hell's Bells!
Yeah, Hell's Bells!
You got me ringing Hell's Bells!
My temperature's high! Hell's Bells!


Yeow!
Hell's Bells, Satan's comin' to you!
Hell's Bells, he's ringing them now!
Hell's Bells, the temperature's high!
Hell's Bells, across the sky...
Hell's Bells, they're takin' you down.
Hell's Bells, they're draggin' you around.
Hell's Bells, gonna split the night!
Hell's Bells, there's no way to fight! Yeah!

Ow, ow, ow, ow!

Hell's Bells!

AC/DC's best song is Hells Bells.

by Lieutenant Tarpit October 30, 2004

Zelda

The best video game series of all time made by the genius Shigeru Miyamoto.

The Legend of Zelda is the best!

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 20, 2004

Homsar

A retarded, white, marshmallow-looking creature whose life and origions are unbeknownst to even the most brilliant scientists. He's funny, too.

Hi Wonder Mike! I'm Homsar! The captain of the Gravytrain!

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 20, 2004

Megaman

An overrated yet very fun to play video game system. The best character is ProtoMan. Go ProtoMan!

MegaMan games are fun!!!...Although I've never beaten any of the games...I suck at them.

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 22, 2004

Jazz

One of the best forms of music. Many people famous for their jazz are Ella Fitzgerald, Louie Armstrong, and Freddie Green. Very great genre of music.

Jazz is awesome. Except for Kenny G. That guy's music is trash.

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 22, 2004

The Beatles

The best band ever. John, Paul, George, and Ringo(His real name is Richard) have created masterpieces such as "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band", "Yellow Submarine", "When I'm Sixty-four", and many others. Often described as "old", and "out-of-style" by much of today's (excruciatingly ignorant) youth, but seriously, who wants to listen to the kind of bullcrap that they consider to be "cool"? Examples are as follows: NStink, Shitney Spears and the Fagstreet Boys. The Beatles were excellent. Praise them. PRAISE THEM, I SAY!

Elvis Presly created rock. The Beatles taught it how it should be.

by Lieutenant Tarpit August 10, 2004