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Homsar

A retarded, white, marshmallow-looking creature whose life and origions are unbeknownst to even the most brilliant scientists. He's funny, too.
Hi Wonder Mike! I'm Homsar! The captain of the Gravytrain!
by Lieutenant Tarpit July 20, 2004
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Zelda

The best video game series of all time made by the genius Shigeru Miyamoto.
by Lieutenant Tarpit July 20, 2004
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Megaman

An overrated yet very fun to play video game system. The best character is ProtoMan. Go ProtoMan!
MegaMan games are fun!!!...Although I've never beaten any of the games...I suck at them.
by Lieutenant Tarpit July 22, 2004
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Invader Zim

Is an awesome show. Nick deserves to have a pile driver shoved up their ass for cancelling it!
Invader Zim is freaking funny! NICK IS A PILE OF SHIT!
by Lieutenant Tarpit May 24, 2004
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Luigi

Oi, this guy is an underrated Italian. He's often upstaged by Mario, and needs more attention. Luigi is definately a great guy. He's just got a crappy job: The second fiddle to a fat Italian bastard named Mario.
Whoo!!! GO Luigi! He's definately the best!
by Lieutenant Tarpit July 10, 2004
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They Might Be Giants

The best band known to man! They've great ones like "Particle Man", "Fingertips", "Turn Around", and many others, including the recently-released "Experimental Film". TMBG is a great band chock full of greatness and originality.
They Might Be Giants is God compared to all other bands! And it's definatley God to the Devil, otherwise known an NSYNC.
by Lieutenant Tarpit July 19, 2004
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The Beatles

The best band ever. John, Paul, George, and Ringo(His real name is Richard) have created masterpieces such as "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band", "Yellow Submarine", "When I'm Sixty-four", and many others. Often described as "old", and "out-of-style" by much of today's (excruciatingly ignorant) youth, but seriously, who wants to listen to the kind of bullcrap that they consider to be "cool"? Examples are as follows: NStink, Shitney Spears and the Fagstreet Boys. The Beatles were excellent. Praise them. PRAISE THEM, I SAY!
Elvis Presly created rock. The Beatles taught it how it should be.
by Lieutenant Tarpit August 10, 2004
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