Lieutenant Tarpit's definitions

MST3K

I've only seen the movie, but from that, I can tell that it is fucking hilarious.

"Now why would they put a toilet in the middle of the room?"

by Lieutenant Tarpit November 23, 2004

Blarg

A word I thought I made up until I saw how many other people commonly use it.

Hey, guess what? Blarg.

by Lieutenant Tarpit June 30, 2004

Las Vegas

A place to go if you want to see booze on the streets, porn on the sidewalks, way too many casinos, lights so bright that it'll give you a headache for weeks, motels that smell like cigarettes, scum, and any other form of bullshit.

Las Vegas is America's worst city.

by Lieutenant Tarpit June 3, 2004

fagstreet boys

The real way to say Backstreet Boys.

The fagstreet boys had sex with another boy again, didn't they?

Wait, had sex with a single boy??? Doesn't surprise me. Fags.

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 20, 2004

Pie

YOUR LORD AND MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!! Pie is the thread that holds this world together! You shall obey the pie, or suffer the consequences!!

PIE! Sweet glorious pie!!

by Lieutenant Tarpit October 22, 2004

scotland

One of the best damn countries on Earth! The accent is often stereotyped, but I like it.

Scotland rules! I'm gonna live there one day...

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 29, 2004

n,sync

One of the worst bands on the planet who can easily be compared to Britney Spears and The Fagstreet Boys.

NSync is just shit. Seriously.

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 20, 2004