Lieutenant Tarpit's definitions

MST3K

I've only seen the movie, but from that, I can tell that it is fucking hilarious.

"Now why would they put a toilet in the middle of the room?"

by Lieutenant Tarpit November 23, 2004

Pie

YOUR LORD AND MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!! Pie is the thread that holds this world together! You shall obey the pie, or suffer the consequences!!

PIE! Sweet glorious pie!!

by Lieutenant Tarpit October 22, 2004

scotland

One of the best damn countries on Earth! The accent is often stereotyped, but I like it.

Scotland rules! I'm gonna live there one day...

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 29, 2004

Homsar

A retarded, white, marshmallow-looking creature whose life and origions are unbeknownst to even the most brilliant scientists. He's funny, too.

Hi Wonder Mike! I'm Homsar! The captain of the Gravytrain!

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 20, 2004

Invader Zim

Is an awesome show. Nick deserves to have a pile driver shoved up their ass for cancelling it!

Invader Zim is freaking funny! NICK IS A PILE OF SHIT!

by Lieutenant Tarpit May 24, 2004

Megaman

An overrated yet very fun to play video game system. The best character is ProtoMan. Go ProtoMan!

MegaMan games are fun!!!...Although I've never beaten any of the games...I suck at them.

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 22, 2004

Zelda

The best video game series of all time made by the genius Shigeru Miyamoto.

The Legend of Zelda is the best!

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 20, 2004