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Paper Mario

One of the best Mario games ever created. A beautiful RPG with unique artwork and characters, and overall, kickass. I love this game, and have beaten it quite a few times.
Paper Mario is the best damned Mario game on the N64!
by Lieutenant Tarpit August 18, 2004
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Game cube

A kick ass system made by the good people at Nintendo! I dunno why so many people hate it. Do they think an XBox will do any better? Seriously, GameCube kicks ass!
Go GameCube!! Down with XCrotch and Gaystation!
by Lieutenant Tarpit July 11, 2004
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Capcom

The company that made the awesome MegaMan games. Nowadays, it's going downhill, unfortunately...At least I can still keep myself happy playing RockMan & Forte, MegaMan 1,2,3,7, and X.
by Lieutenant Tarpit September 16, 2004
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Homestar Runner

A dim, slow-witted, yet stragely hilarious creature with no arms, a red shirt with a star on it, and speach impediments. Also known as the best damn thing on the internet!
by Lieutenant Tarpit August 18, 2004
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Windows

I actually like Windows better than Macintosh. Maybe it's because the last time I got a Mac, it sucked like a bucket of shit. Of course, it's entirely possible that that was because I was using OS 9.2.
My old Mac was bullshit. I love XP, but despise '98, '95, '89 etc.
by Lieutenant Tarpit October 28, 2004
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scotland

One of the best damn countries on Earth! The accent is often stereotyped, but I like it.
Scotland rules! I'm gonna live there one day...
by Lieutenant Tarpit July 29, 2004
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The Beatles

The best band ever. John, Paul, George, and Ringo(His real name is Richard) have created masterpieces such as "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band", "Yellow Submarine", "When I'm Sixty-four", and many others. Often described as "old", and "out-of-style" by much of today's (excruciatingly ignorant) youth, but seriously, who wants to listen to the kind of bullcrap that they consider to be "cool"? Examples are as follows: NStink, Shitney Spears and the Fagstreet Boys. The Beatles were excellent. Praise them. PRAISE THEM, I SAY!
Elvis Presly created rock. The Beatles taught it how it should be.
by Lieutenant Tarpit August 10, 2004
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