5 definitions by LicensesToStone

1: To not achieve one's goals.
2: To recieve a grade of less than 60/100 on a test.
3: A word which has become an instant giveaway for stupid teenage fucks who think they are clever because they say things like "EPIC FAIL" or "YOU FAIL". Originally, these and other stupid phrases incorporating the word "fail" were given birth within internet cesspots such as 4chan, but they have rapidly found acceptance among the adolescent population as the new, cool thing to say.
It is likely to become another pseudo-intellectual word popularized by the internet- further examples including words such as existentialism.
1: I wanted to fuck her in the ass, but even after I said that she'd do it if she really loved me, she said no. I failed.

2: At the DMV I scored a 15/100 on the Alcohol and Substance Abuse test. Suffice to say, I failed.

3: "You've never seen Donnie Darko? YOU FAIL."
"You don't like Napolean Dynamite? YOU FAIL."
"You think My Chemical Romance sucks the fucking sack?
YOU FAIL."
"My mom made me clean my room? FAIL."
"Eat my brocolli and carrots? I DON'T WANT TO. YOU AND
MOM ARE MADE OF FAIL."
by LicensesToStone November 18, 2007
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i) A condition of melancholy, mixed with feelings of the bittersweet.

ii) A longing for something unattainable, with the realization and coming to peace with the fact that this something is unattainable. Inspired by the piece "Spokey Dokey" from the series Cowboy Bebop.
"Are you gonna ask her out, or just stare at her all day?"

"Spokey dokey man, there isn't a chance."
by LicensesToStone December 17, 2008
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1) A derogatory term for one's significant other.

2) A chain which one hangs from a Prince Albert piercing.

3) A row of dudes.
1) She is totally my cockchain.

2) Check the bling on my cockchain.

3) Have you seen the cockchain on that cockchain.
by LicensesToStone January 7, 2009
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The ideal frequency for those who indulge in marijuana to do so. Not to be confused with the chronological "every day", which can be generalized to any situation.
Fuck yeah! 420 Smoke weed everyday!

I wake up every day, then smoke weed everyday!
by LicensesToStone May 30, 2009
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Pet birds are loud, obnoxious animals that never shut the fuck up and that seriously harsh the vibe of any social gathering with their screeching orations. You'd be pissed too if you knew how to fly but were stuck in a cage.

Calm your bird means stop freaking out like a caged bird and harshing the vibe. Either shut the fuck up, or go be free elsewhere.
Joe: "MAN DO YOU SEE THAT GUY? I THINK HE LOOKED AT ME MAN. I THINK HE WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING. I'M GONNA GIVE IT TO HIM. I'M GONNA PUT MY FIST RIGHT UP HIS ASS!"

Cool Pete: "Joe. JOE. You're high on acid and cocaine and you saw yourself in the mirror. Calm your bird."
by LicensesToStone April 30, 2016
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