21 definitions by Liberation Theology

Balloon Payment

When something that was easy suddenly becomes overwhelmingly difficult.

I thought being with Rebecca was easy; but after we got married I was hit with the balloon payment.

by Liberation Theology May 14, 2014

Jerry's equation

Jerry's equation is based upon the concept of a type 2 error in statistical analysis. A type 2 error is thinking that a relationship is not failing when it really is. This is also known as a false negative or negative error.

He drove all the way to Charlotte to just have her tell him she was cleaning the house and he is still with her. Homeboy better wake up to Jerry's equation.

by Liberation Theology December 10, 2019

Don't enter the exclusion zone

A warning not to talk about a subject any further.

Q: You over the break up ? A: Don't enter the exclusion zone!

by Liberation Theology November 10, 2019

Mutually Assured Destruction

When a couple mutually decide at the same time to end a relationship with no chance of ever being in relationship with one another ever again. Basically Nuke with Salted Earth only both mutually agree and launch nukes with salted earth at the same time. Or in response to knowing a break up notice is approaching.

Kyle and Kimberly are not together; it was mutually assured destruction.

by Liberation Theology October 29, 2019

Springtime in December

A relationship that began in winter which is stable, happy and full of promise.

Katerina left me in the fall but hey I found springtime in December

by Liberation Theology November 14, 2019

Risk Assessment

Risk Assessment is the statistical probability that someone will hurt you

So Britney left him and he is just now getting over it. Later Britney texted him and filled the text with hearts and emoji kisses. Homeboy better do a risk assessment before he breaks up with Ashley just to get back with Britney.

by Liberation Theology February 24, 2020

Desk Photo

A desk photo is a photo of your work place that you post on social media either because : 1) your office is cool and you want the world to know how cool your work place is. 2) To show how much work you either have or do not have.

Damn....that desk photo Jerry posted is off the hook. Damn I wish I had an office that tight.

by Liberation Theology March 10, 2020