5 definitions by Lfrey
1. (n) a lump of flesh that male homosapiens are trained to believe entitles them to more respect and better pay than women.
2. (n) repro organ which males frequently compare sizes of; white males may become upset and attempt to enslave an entire race.
3. (adj) a deragotory name for someone who is being arrogant or stoopid
2. (n) repro organ which males frequently compare sizes of; white males may become upset and attempt to enslave an entire race.
3. (adj) a deragotory name for someone who is being arrogant or stoopid
whiteManSays: i wouldn't know what to do with my time if i wasn't busy trying to oppress developing countries and prove the worth of my penis!
by Lfrey April 28, 2006
(n) state of exhaustion due to copious amounts of sexual activity.
other spelling:
s-exhausted
sex-hausted
s-xhausted
other spelling:
s-exhausted
sex-hausted
s-xhausted
by Lfrey April 25, 2006
(1) an exclamation of woe or regret (especially when due to one's own error or negligence)
(2) coil-shaped fecal matter
other spelling(s):
shitstix
shitstixx
shitstickz (rare)
shitstyks (rare)
note: "shite" may also be substituted for "shit"
(2) coil-shaped fecal matter
other spelling(s):
shitstix
shitstixx
shitstickz (rare)
shitstyks (rare)
note: "shite" may also be substituted for "shit"
1. aw, shitsticks! totally thought i was gonna get laid tonight.
2. i ruined my shoe in the park stepping on a fat shitstick.
2. i ruined my shoe in the park stepping on a fat shitstick.
by Lfrey April 25, 2006
(n) a person (or creature) whose eyes have a special quality of vacancy and vacuousness, reminiscent of a evil, bottomless anus. whether utterly daft or extremely crafty, those with "ass eyes" will appear to have no soul.
note: children and small animals commonly cry and/or take flight when caught in the gaze of an ass eye.
note: children and small animals commonly cry and/or take flight when caught in the gaze of an ass eye.
girl 1: yo, girl, i was co'chillin when i noticed "ass eyes" starring me down across the buss.
girl 2: gross.
girl 1: yeah, then when the bus stopped he purposely brushed up against my tits on his way out.
girl 2: fuckin' ass clown.
girl 2: gross.
girl 1: yeah, then when the bus stopped he purposely brushed up against my tits on his way out.
girl 2: fuckin' ass clown.
by Lfrey April 25, 2006
A nickname for Whole Foods Market, the now-famous purveyor of (rather high-priced) organic and fresh foods and sundries.
i'm headed to Whole Paycheck to pick up a dozen organic, cage-free, range-free, vegetarian-fed eggs and some sustainably farmed, sprouted quinoa; good thing i just completed that second mortgage.
by Lfrey April 26, 2006