Lex's definitions

ultrafest

a hugeass party that fucking rocks.

person1: "hey you going to mikes ultrafest?"
person2: "hell yeah.. i wouldnt miss that party for anything"

by lex February 11, 2005

gayshit

when a guy is being homosexual around you... trying to dance on your or put moves on you and you both are guys

ew dude get away with that gayshit

by Lex January 21, 2005

rumpscuttle

A boisterous or adventurous girl, having scant regard for the traditional "feminine" stereotype: a tomboy.

That young rumpscuttle plays rugby for Runcorn.

by lex July 9, 2005

how you

1. How are you?
2. Refers more to someone a person hasn't seen in a long time.

how you dawg? how you been.

by LeX October 6, 2004

apple computer

Forget the geeky, we're faster / no we're faster nonsense. Anyone who has followed the parallel development over the last 15 years knows that it goes - Mac pushes in front / PC pushes in front / Mac pushes in front / PC pushes in front / Mac goes 64 -bit / PC goes 64-bit etc etc - swings & roundabouts.

The definition which is consistently accurate over time is this :

Apple computers are the ones used by people who, in their own perception, rightly or wrongly, for richer or poorer, are more reluctant to suck the dick of the Man.

Selah.

Apple User : I, in my own perception, rightly or wrongly, for richer or poorer, remain reluctant to suck the dick of the Man.

PC User : Yeah sure, but right now I have a 7 TeraWhops DellCompaqIntelProtard, which kick ass l337 & compatible with all teh other 100 million (gobble) DellCompaqAMDProtard 7 FiloWhops (slurp) so u r 5u><0r (dribble) & i5 477 teh same culur /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\(glug glug glug)

The Man : Shut it bitch n keep chuggin.

by lex November 25, 2004

hawt

A cool, shexy way of saying "hot". Made famous by Paris Hilton

"Simon Cowell is hawt."

by Lex October 15, 2006

what's the beef

1. what's going on. (confrontation sense)
2. in terms of fighting or a confrontation.
3.

Ex : yo what the beef?

Ex : Nah man I got history, I don't like this cat.

by LeX October 6, 2004