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aotch

when you want someone to get the heck out of your life and to go away
"Aotch! I hate you!"

when someone by the name of tom or tyler ask you to go to the movies you say this word
by lex February 2, 2005
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weak character

1. a wannabe individual who think he's down but isn't.
2. a dumb actor who can't seem to point out the obvious.
Ex: These guys out on the streets aren't thugs. Their nothing but weak character trying to fit in.

P2 : Yeah I know nothing but characters.
by LeX October 6, 2004
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gayshit

when a guy is being homosexual around you... trying to dance on your or put moves on you and you both are guys
ew dude get away with that gayshit
by Lex January 21, 2005
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rumpscuttle

A boisterous or adventurous girl, having scant regard for the traditional "feminine" stereotype: a tomboy.
That young rumpscuttle plays rugby for Runcorn.
by lex July 9, 2005
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apple computer

Forget the geeky, we're faster / no we're faster nonsense. Anyone who has followed the parallel development over the last 15 years knows that it goes - Mac pushes in front / PC pushes in front / Mac pushes in front / PC pushes in front / Mac goes 64 -bit / PC goes 64-bit etc etc - swings & roundabouts.

The definition which is consistently accurate over time is this :

Apple computers are the ones used by people who, in their own perception, rightly or wrongly, for richer or poorer, are more reluctant to suck the dick of the Man.

Selah.
Apple User : I, in my own perception, rightly or wrongly, for richer or poorer, remain reluctant to suck the dick of the Man.

PC User : Yeah sure, but right now I have a 7 TeraWhops DellCompaqIntelProtard, which kick ass l337 & compatible with all teh other 100 million (gobble) DellCompaqAMDProtard 7 FiloWhops (slurp) so u r 5u><0r (dribble) & i5 477 teh same culur /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\(glug glug glug)

The Man : Shut it bitch n keep chuggin.
by lex November 25, 2004
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batfuck crazy

Dan Quayle is an ass clown, but his wife is batfuck crazy.
by lex November 24, 2004
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belberanzo

A well-feathered little cornpopper of a zinger of the opposite sax.
Zounds! Zowee! Xaaaaaaaaaaaa!
by lex March 4, 2005
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