11 definitions by Leland Bruce
When you get yourself a pile, stack, or bushel of women and stack them on top of each other. After stacking them you proceed to pound their pussies until satisfaction is achieved for all parties. Be careful if you are going to attempt a career as a pile pounder. Too much ass at once stacked upon each other has killed many men.
Doug: I want to have a 3 way so bad.
Tim: You should try to become a pile pounder bro. I think you have the dick for it.
Doug: shit can be dangerous bro. But stacked ass does sound like something I need to tackle.
Tim: You should try to become a pile pounder bro. I think you have the dick for it.
Doug: shit can be dangerous bro. But stacked ass does sound like something I need to tackle.
by Leland Bruce January 24, 2023
Rex: Yo bro Harry just got jacked up on the half pipe. His leg bone is where his arm bone used to be.
Dexter: Call the bulance man! There’s no time to be touching each other!
Dexter: Call the bulance man! There’s no time to be touching each other!
by Leland Bruce February 3, 2023
Brad: Dude I think I might do it tonight.
Kyle: Do what?
Brad: Act like a total Slutty Jeremy. I’ve been jonesing for a creampie.
Kyle: Gnarly!
Kyle: Do what?
Brad: Act like a total Slutty Jeremy. I’ve been jonesing for a creampie.
Kyle: Gnarly!
by Leland Bruce January 24, 2023
Lives in the trees. Comes down to make
plays and deliver big, violent hits that
have left many children in wheelchairs.
Problem is he's a linebacker…and this is
a baseball field. What's the resolution?
plays and deliver big, violent hits that
have left many children in wheelchairs.
Problem is he's a linebacker…and this is
a baseball field. What's the resolution?
Son: hey dad can we take batting
practice down at Carty Field?
Father: Do you like being able to walk?
The Carty Field Linebacker would eat
you alive.
practice down at Carty Field?
Father: Do you like being able to walk?
The Carty Field Linebacker would eat
you alive.
by Leland Bruce January 31, 2023