11 definitions by Leland Bruce
All the walls are wet. The food is great. The staff is friendly. They are also wet. A restaurant where you can get wet? And it looks like a shack? That is what lies behind the doors of this infamous family owned establishment. Take a date there and you are sure to get some back seat lovin’…hell we’ve seen a couple of dudes playing butt hole tag on the front lawn after a hefty meal. We won’t call the cops on ya! Come on down. Bring your wettest attitude. You’ll love it.
Tracy: I’m starving. But I also wanna get wet too!
Kevin: Let’s go to the wet shack. We can get wet and eat some burger sandwiches. Sex after will be like jungle love.
Tracy: I cannot wait!
Kevin: Let’s go to the wet shack. We can get wet and eat some burger sandwiches. Sex after will be like jungle love.
Tracy: I cannot wait!
by Leland Bruce February 3, 2023
One of the greatest pitchers of the early 1900s. Born in Brownsville, Arkansas this hefty thick thighed left hander amassed over 342 wins in his career while striking out 2,231. Known for his infamous “sidewinding” technique, Mr. Joseph also saw success off the field as well taking home an astounding 14,532 women during his playing days. Learning to pitch from his father who was a horrible alcoholic and goat farmer, Joseph was able to use the beatings given by his father to strengthen his core thus giving him a competitive advantage. Dying of untreated Gonorrhea in 1932 Joseph’s legacy still lives on today throughout the deep southern lands of this great country.
Waylan: Who’s your favorite ball player Bucky?
Bucky: Sidewinder Joseph. He loves women more than ball playin’ but that’s alright.
Bucky: Sidewinder Joseph. He loves women more than ball playin’ but that’s alright.
by Leland Bruce February 5, 2023
A thick bitch with a fat ass and a lot of issues. Her face looks like Quasimodo and she lives on the bad side of town.
Torrance: Yo homie what are you doing with that chick?
Latrell: She suck the paint off it suhhn
Torrance: Yeah…cause she a junkyard ho. She always goblin’ on some meat.
Latrell: DAYUMMM. WARN A BROTHA NEXT TIME SUHHHHHNNN.
Latrell: She suck the paint off it suhhn
Torrance: Yeah…cause she a junkyard ho. She always goblin’ on some meat.
Latrell: DAYUMMM. WARN A BROTHA NEXT TIME SUHHHHHNNN.
by Leland Bruce January 24, 2023
Naked smack down (noun-verb) usually occurs when one of the guys in your group decides to get completely naked when you and the fellas are together hanging out. Most times a slap will be thrown by the naked man at and/or towards a fully clothed member of the party. This prompts that member of the friend group to also get completely naked and so on and so forth. This practice is extremely dangerous and will usually result in many palm sized welts on your butt and back. Naked smack down are completely unannounced so always be on the look out for the most liable member of your friend group.
Terry: Hey what happened at Tommy’s the other night? I heard someone ended up in the hospital.
Larry: Yeah Brett decided to start naked smack down and Ray got caught in the eye by Harry’s testicles when he was trying to choke slam Dylan.
Terry: Gnarly! Ray’s wife is gonna be pissed!
Larry: Yeah Brett decided to start naked smack down and Ray got caught in the eye by Harry’s testicles when he was trying to choke slam Dylan.
Terry: Gnarly! Ray’s wife is gonna be pissed!
by Leland Bruce January 29, 2023
The force behind this being is so powerful that it cannot be explained to normal man. Harness it and you will be rewarded with all of the women in the land of plenty. Breasts that hang so low await you. Vaginas dripping with life. Do you want this power? Can it be used for anything else? What is there left to be said that hasn’t been? 30 days and 30 nights. That’s what you must ask yourself. Am I worthy?
John: I went for Magenta Skye and lost my way
Greg: what happened?
John: she was tight and toned but Magenta Skye came down from above and told me my time was through.
Greg: what happened?
John: she was tight and toned but Magenta Skye came down from above and told me my time was through.
by Leland Bruce January 24, 2023
Nickname for the 36th President of the United States. He received this nickname after his wife revealed his high sex drive and constantly throbbing penis. She was quoted saying he had to be drained 5-7 times a day. Orally and vaginally.
Dean: What’s up with Brenda?
Charlie: She can’t handle me. I’m just like Throb Johnson. Always needing a suck.
Dean: Damn man.
Charlie: She can’t handle me. I’m just like Throb Johnson. Always needing a suck.
Dean: Damn man.
by Leland Bruce January 24, 2023
When you get yourself a pile, stack, or bushel of women and stack them on top of each other. After stacking them you proceed to pound their pussies until satisfaction is achieved for all parties. Be careful if you are going to attempt a career as a pile pounder. Too much ass at once stacked upon each other has killed many men.
Doug: I want to have a 3 way so bad.
Tim: You should try to become a pile pounder bro. I think you have the dick for it.
Doug: shit can be dangerous bro. But stacked ass does sound like something I need to tackle.
Tim: You should try to become a pile pounder bro. I think you have the dick for it.
Doug: shit can be dangerous bro. But stacked ass does sound like something I need to tackle.
by Leland Bruce January 24, 2023