Lance's definitions
an act of sweet, sweet love making. The male reaches around the female and jerks her arms out from underneath her while doin her doggy-style. This causes the female partner to smash her face into the ground. After contact between the ground and her face has been made, the male proceeds to continue thrusting. Thus causing her face to slide along the carpet like a snowplow, and giving that bitch one monstous case of rug-burn.
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by Lance January 6, 2004
Get the canadian snowplowmug. The name of a online and console gaming hacker, best known for his attack on Sept 9th 2002 attack on a gaming server known as Phantasy Star Online. The name "Mortland" has no true meaning behind it, allthough translated to "Terre De Mort" in french it means Death Land.
by Lance July 10, 2004
Get the Mortlandmug. A word used to describe anything that is off the hook or provokes excitement. Also used to describe something that is done well. Other uses include cren, crenalicious, and crentabulous.
by Lance June 17, 2006
Get the crenshawmug. A person who possess's a chicken penis for a brain. They are idiots and should not be trusted. They also suffer from severe penis breath. Commonly used during acts of statutory rape.
by Lance February 26, 2005
Get the clucksircockmug. 
