6 definitions by LadyBookworm80

Fucktardious

When there have been multiple fuck-ups that combine into one gloriously large giant fucked-day/situation; so much so that it can bend time and space with it's fuckiness.

I stepped in dog shit; broke a nail; got into a car accident; and lost my job. Today has be a fucktardious day.

by LadyBookworm80 October 12, 2014

Netflix and Chill

A glorified booty call.

Don't ask a girl to Netflix and Chill on a first date; unless she's a ho she'll say no. Then you look like a dick just trying to dip your wick.

by LadyBookworm80 May 20, 2017

Janus Pussy

N. After the Roman God Janus and the term Pussy (used to mean wussy or snowflake); Someone who is two faced and can't take it when they are rebuked.

*sarcasm* Oh g-d; our esteemed POTUS is tweeting, again! He's such a Janus Pussy!!

by LadyBookworm80 August 7, 2017

Generation Pandering

Commercials aimed at specific generations based on iconic images.

Ok I just saw MCGruff the crime dog in a Geico Commercial. This generation pandering is hilarious.

by LadyBookworm80 March 13, 2018

Beltboob

When a woman’s boobs move to one side or the other in her bra after wearing a seatbelt and have to be shifted back to be even; often causing a momentary pause before or directly after exiting a vehicle.

Give me a sec; I’ve got serious beltboob I need to fix.

by LadyBookworm80 March 13, 2018

Dumpf

1) Making such a huge shit that it goes above the water line and clogs up the toilet.

2) A nickname for Donald Trump (as President).

Dude, I was so late to work this morning! I had a Dumpf and it took half an hour of plunging to get it to go down!!

2) God, I can't stand Dumpf; America's really in the toilet!

by LadyBookworm80 August 6, 2017